iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just learned the term sheerio and wish I could unlearn that such people exist

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why don’t parents hold onto the foreskin in case you decide you want it back when you’re older?

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

People still going to see Ed Sheeran are weird fucking losers

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The baddest drivers are in LA

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Missy Paramo fucking sucks

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Spring Awakening was so impactful to me and was a big reason I finally started singing and acting. I'm grateful I got to perform his music in a couple productions of the show, and got to connect and work with other incredible artists as a result

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

People unfriending me because I called them out for being Ed Sheerans is exactly the cowardly response I expected from them 🤷‍♂️

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

His own tour band boycotting him lololololololol

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran is a little bitch

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trying my best to boycott Ed Sheeran, but when I search for him in my library, nothing comes up! 🤷‍♂️

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have about a 5% success rate with Touch ID, so iPhone Duo will not work for me until Face ID is implemented

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Legacy camera brands need to step it up, because I went from Canon to Sony to… Insta360?! Content creation is so much easier for me today than it was ten years ago because now I can have great quality photo/video in a small, ergonomic form factor and a workflow that has way less friction than before

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I just read that UV-C is effective against cyclospora, so now I can feel safe eating salad after spending a whole morning putting individual lettuce leaves in a PhoneSoap every ten minutes

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Welp, my mother finally joined Instagram and started following me. Now she’s gonna see who I call, “Daddy”

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Unpacking to my old movie library. It’s been a while since I’ve seen WALL·E. I love this film 🌱

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Terro Ant Bait, I love you

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just had Curry Pizza House for the first time. Was so good 😋

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Was watching an anti-AI video on Instagram and the captioning read, “chachi PT” lol

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Gave my representation a see you later call, and now I need to search for a talent agent in my new area

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Moving and this is the first time we’ve had people pack for us. It feels so weird not doing it ourselves. Also, these men are not paid enough to handle my porn books, a separate clothes rack for harnesses, and a three-tiered cart full of sex toys and lubes 😩

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Cupping my husband’s balls at a nude resort while he breaks the news to me 😭

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hayden fucking Panettiere??!

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The $50 price tag and early previews had me worried this would just be Salmon Run+. And now I’m playing all the time. The gameplay is so satisfying. And I love that playing solo, with friends, and with randoms are all fun. Still so much to do and discover post-credits

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hiatus Your Bitchass Expeditiously

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sorry, I wasn’t ignoring you. I just forgot about you

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“Money can’t buy happ—“ Me: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

May both Haley Stevens and Mitch McConnell lose their battles tonight 🙏

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What kept me playing Splatoon 3 was rage. What keeps me playing Splatoon Raiders is pure gaming joy.

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AntDude @antdude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Man people weren’t kidding, Splatoon Raiders is fantastic

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I hate that my current vocal stim is that one turd exclaiming, “Israel comes to me in my dreams!”

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Does John Fetterman have a working brain cell?

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The Splatoon Raiders amiibo are so god damn overpriced for what they give you 😩

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I got home late from work because I forgot we were running the show until 11pm. Didn’t have energy to make food so I treated myself to a burger, but accidentally ordered a coke. So much for a high sleep score

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s crazy that a Splatoon game is the best first party Nintendo Switch 2 title so far. It’s so fucking addictive, even after the credits roll. I love playing online, which is amazing, because I usually hate Splatoon matchmaking. But Raiders gameplay is just so damn rewarding 🤩🥹

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i got my favorite character on my white glacier tamagotchi paradise today 🥹

Close up of a color LCD screen with a blue Tamagotchi character in an igloo

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Saw a tour of Disney Adventure World on YouTube and Disney used AI slop

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Destiny’s Child being canon in the Adéla universe makes so much sense

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Maybe I’m AI and this is all a hallucination

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I want Apple to bring back the click wheel iPod, but updated to have USB-C, Find My, MagSafe charging, and AirPods connectivity (while still having a headphone jack)

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Spending today charging a ton of old cameras so I can make sure they work and sell them

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Can’t stop thinking about how bewilderingly brain dead Mitchy McConnell looks in that photo. Does he even know it was taken? And the way they didn’t even try to make it look like he was holding the newspaper. Like some intern slipped it underneath his cold fingers

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Just remembered Phil of the Future is a Zionist 😔

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vers flop @parmado.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

this is one of the reasons why i don’t trust old white ladies

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