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"No matter how strange you think you look, no matter how ugly you feel, you are beautiful." – Oliver Tree Nickell

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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 5h
He got popular because he got canceled before he even got to do an episode of SNL. He became every chud’s favorite comic for being so “edgy” (racist).
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Loser
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will never stop missing Oliver Tree. He was the Chaotic Good we need so badly.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why would anyone voluntarily introduce liquids to that equation? I would spill it IMMEDIATELY. All over their important papers, or whatever.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this—a Democratic Congress can do anything a Republican Congress can do.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go f*ck yourself, Sheri.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beck is on TikTok
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Green Orb and Beans is my favorite Dr.Suess book.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dolphin, sir: Does the offer still stand??
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YOU MET ANDREW TAINT??
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WHERE'S MITCH?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OMG I NEED THE PLUSHIES
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love Abdul! Go Blue!
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They can have him?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Because they are Capitalists. Not Humanists.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You have to watch Jon Glaser Loves Gear.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Demonstrating a growth mindset.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is the best thread I’ve seen in…maybe ever.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Men are Not OK #1028465737363
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve become a trope. The “weird aunt.” Honestly? Iconic.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watching “The Pastor’s Wife” and, between this and the Reggie Watts story… 👀
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You pan up and it’s Herbert Kornfeldt
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
1 honk = 1 like & subscribe
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope he found his tambourine. 🥹 🧡
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What makes them think Trump cares?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly. I thought she'd live forever. I will always love you. ♥️
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why don’t they even give the ages of the deceased? 🤔
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is Iike reporting that a car “ran” faster than Usain Bolt. 😑
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I remember Jake getting bullied pretty hard on Twitter years back…no?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Karl Pilkington.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He has been nothing but rewarded for it.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I swear to God all of these recalls and contaminations and tariff-free meats are just RFK trying to punish all vegans.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I welcome their horror.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don’t Christians also have real strong feelings about worshipping anyone other than God? Or…?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Her brother said it was a thing for POTUSes. But his other example was George Bush, so hybristophilia could still apply…
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@stubhub.bsky.social is such trash. Sold me obstructed view tickets, and then sent me like 4 emails saying the event was cancelled...a day AFTER the event had occurred as planned. Avoid #stubhub at all costs.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ME. IT WAS ME.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1. Ew. 2. What that hair doin?
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Michael. You are sorely missed.
Happy Birthday and RIP, Michael Brooks. You are sorely missed.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This poor, sweet animal. Whomever did this deserves to rot in hell for all eternity.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They are PANICKING. lol
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Othering”? It’s called racism. Call it what it is, Barb.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That’s Jeff Tiedrich.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I want one of everything available at Night Owl Video, apparently.
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parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
President El-Sayed—I love the sound of that! 🇺🇸
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