parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 5hHe got popular because he got canceled before he even got to do an episode of SNL. He became every chud’s favorite comic for being so “edgy” (racist). 030
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will never stop missing Oliver Tree. He was the Chaotic Good we need so badly. 011
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why would anyone voluntarily introduce liquids to that equation? I would spill it IMMEDIATELY. All over their important papers, or whatever. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know this—a Democratic Congress can do anything a Republican Congress can do. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve become a trope. The “weird aunt.” Honestly? Iconic. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Watching “The Pastor’s Wife” and, between this and the Reggie Watts story… 👀 000
Reposted by parkismLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help. 72653420
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not Dolly. I thought she'd live forever. I will always love you. ♥️ 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is Iike reporting that a car “ran” faster than Usain Bolt. 😑 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I remember Jake getting bullied pretty hard on Twitter years back…no? 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I swear to God all of these recalls and contaminations and tariff-free meats are just RFK trying to punish all vegans. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Don’t Christians also have real strong feelings about worshipping anyone other than God? Or…? 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Her brother said it was a thing for POTUSes. But his other example was George Bush, so hybristophilia could still apply… 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@stubhub.bsky.social is such trash. Sold me obstructed view tickets, and then sent me like 4 emails saying the event was cancelled...a day AFTER the event had occurred as planned. Avoid #stubhub at all costs. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This poor, sweet animal. Whomever did this deserves to rot in hell for all eternity. 1160
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Othering”? It’s called racism. Call it what it is, Barb. 000
parkism @parkism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I want one of everything available at Night Owl Video, apparently. 000