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@parkerplease.bsky.social
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Haley Stevens campaign member voice* black people hate KHAMAS. HATE NUKBAH TERROR. TERROR BABIES
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
now you're imagining an Israeli accent combining with a racist caricature of black people. congratulations. you are now part of the Stevens Solution
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hi everyone I'm at the Haley Stevens campaign headquarters in Tel Aviv. My new job is to make an AI black person pfp and tweet "black people ain't rockin with moslems!!!" it's very difficult to say this without an Israeli accent so I am told I need to speak like I'm in a minstrel show
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*guy who wants suicide by bluesky user voice* Hi there! I work at the Graham Platner campaign and I was told there were some skeptical folks on here I'm here to answer any questions that you may have!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
thanks for sparing my GOAT. @kashpatel
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
hey I haven't been watching the news but I heard you #bluesky people killed the president. thats crazy. that's my pres. fuck you. #maga #maha #democrat
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
let me think about it
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
many of these same people would call me a monster. as you can see with ICE acting like the IDF in Minneapolis, if you do not support resistance you are less than dirt. you are cattle.
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
it has been heartening to see lots of twitter say things such as "so many have to die", 2 years ago when I pointed out that Hamas is a resistance force full of orphaned young men whos family has been tortured and bombed by occupation, and that I support and understand their struggle-
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I don't agree
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
how do I get the rude label I want itttt
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
show hidden replies. click. rude. click.
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i thought this was a reply to my pneumonia post for a second and I was gonna be like damn tough flu season xD
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was like dying for a period of time there
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET COCAINE FROMMMMM MY DEALER HIT IT AND QUIT IT
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#democrat #putQRcodesonICE
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
okay but for real I have pneumonia and cough blood regularly
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh I forgot, I gave you AIDS
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
good evening children. mommy has pneumonia. she's going to die. and she's leaving you nothing
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
this one banged
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
hi! I work at twitter and we decided to disable Hebrew translation because we didn't want our users to have to see posts about raping dead babies all the time. thank you for your patience!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I #LOVE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
many people don't know this but Mussolini created fascism because he got jealous of the socialist songs
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mommy can you please take me to Chengdu to see the gays
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
that was a fun hour of blue sky #pussy
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I miss Nick Mullen. it's really sad what that bear did to him. no not that kind of bear, the gay kind
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
why did I just lose the entire value of my 401k
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#murder
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I got a bubble for a butt and my bros keep calling it AI?? can someone tell me if they're going to molest me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
hihi jenny
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Have A Pepsi Day!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
am I allowed to say I'm kaying mayself on this app
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
IVE HAD A MORNING LET ME TELL YA
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
god? are you there? it's me, penis. I mean parker. can you please kill my enemies? specifically the gang of 8 year olds who beat me and robbed me? and the people who were bystanders who laughed? and the police who arrested me once they saw my phone had a meme of sitting Vice President JD Vance?
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I wouldn't even be shocked if people I know have either seen his posts or yelled at him but since he got on this app he started talking like a communist and fedposting when he's on the phone with me. he is in his 70s lmfao
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I love that most people who believe there's a pedophile cabal expected it to be cool and coded for some reason, instead of it being 73 yr old billionaires texting each other "enjoyed molesting that child last Saturday! thanks Jeff!"
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
*burps and rubs my cloudfare-sized tummy*
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I get it
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
sorry I ated cloudfare and now ur stuck w me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
my coworker
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
me when I don't want people to say "6 7" to me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I would come on here more but I have no interest in running into my dark woke father on here
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm penis- shit I mean penis. fuck I mean penis. I mean parker
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
can I have $50
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I used a sounding device on your cock and got your dickhole wide enough to fuck it. Congratulations, you have a pussy
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
he just like me 🤣💯👊
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
who deflated me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
full top teeth implants 😭
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
it's chill
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
does this look normal to u
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