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@parkerplease.bsky.social
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Haley Stevens campaign member voice* black people hate KHAMAS. HATE NUKBAH TERROR. TERROR BABIES
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hi everyone I'm at the Haley Stevens campaign headquarters in Tel Aviv. My new job is to make an AI black person pfp and tweet "black people ain't rockin with moslems!!!" it's very difficult to say this without an Israeli accent so I am told I need to speak like I'm in a minstrel show
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*guy who wants suicide by bluesky user voice* Hi there! I work at the Graham Platner campaign and I was told there were some skeptical folks on here I'm here to answer any questions that you may have!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
hey I haven't been watching the news but I heard you #bluesky people killed the president. thats crazy. that's my pres. fuck you. #maga #maha #democrat
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
it has been heartening to see lots of twitter say things such as "so many have to die", 2 years ago when I pointed out that Hamas is a resistance force full of orphaned young men whos family has been tortured and bombed by occupation, and that I support and understand their struggle-
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
how do I get the rude label I want itttt
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was like dying for a period of time there
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
okay but for real I have pneumonia and cough blood regularly
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
good evening children. mommy has pneumonia. she's going to die. and she's leaving you nothing
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
this one banged
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
hi! I work at twitter and we decided to disable Hebrew translation because we didn't want our users to have to see posts about raping dead babies all the time. thank you for your patience!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I #LOVE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
many people don't know this but Mussolini created fascism because he got jealous of the socialist songs
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mommy can you please take me to Chengdu to see the gays
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
that was a fun hour of blue sky #pussy
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I miss Nick Mullen. it's really sad what that bear did to him. no not that kind of bear, the gay kind
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I got a bubble for a butt and my bros keep calling it AI?? can someone tell me if they're going to molest me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Have A Pepsi Day!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
god? are you there? it's me, penis. I mean parker. can you please kill my enemies? specifically the gang of 8 year olds who beat me and robbed me? and the people who were bystanders who laughed? and the police who arrested me once they saw my phone had a meme of sitting Vice President JD Vance?
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I wouldn't even be shocked if people I know have either seen his posts or yelled at him but since he got on this app he started talking like a communist and fedposting when he's on the phone with me. he is in his 70s lmfao
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I love that most people who believe there's a pedophile cabal expected it to be cool and coded for some reason, instead of it being 73 yr old billionaires texting each other "enjoyed molesting that child last Saturday! thanks Jeff!"
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I get it
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
sorry I ated cloudfare and now ur stuck w me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
me when I don't want people to say "6 7" to me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I would come on here more but I have no interest in running into my dark woke father on here
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm penis- shit I mean penis. fuck I mean penis. I mean parker
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
can I have $50
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I used a sounding device on your cock and got your dickhole wide enough to fuck it. Congratulations, you have a pussy
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
who deflated me
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
does this look normal to u
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
why did someone reply to this saying they were reporting me for posting this because they think I'm a child. this is my first post back on bluesky in quite some time is this normal behavior here
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
fuck I like dick I like pussy I like cock fuck
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
im sure it's been said but they have heavenly vibes like bro
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
zionists are devoted to proving every antisemite correct about every stereotype about us except the one that I like :(
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
you only have 2 options. the nation that's been doing terrorism since 1947 or the one that's been exporting it since 1979. THESE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS. CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
??????
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
this is why is hate #BernieBros they want to say both sides are bad when there is a clearly obvious worse side. not voting for Iran is a vote for Israel. you only have 2 options. this is all happening because of you!
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm a #democrat and that's why I will always choose the lesser of two evils. That's why I'm supporting #Iran
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
society if The Mets Baby Let's Fucking Go Mets It's All About The Mets Baby It's Always Been The Mets Queens Baby Love My Fucking City
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I'm not "game" you shall not feast upon me foul beast
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
there is a comment section on down detector and it's filled to the brim with twitter transsexuals
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the real reason I don't log in here is because my 70 year old darkwoke father tells me about his arguments on this app and I can't private my acc 😭
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
fine I'll log in here if I'm forced to, rancid vibes tho ℹ️ 1 Label Has Been Permanently Placed On Your Account: Rude
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
of course the Bengals would be 4-8 with 5 losses decided in the final minute and then go on to win 5 in a row to finish 9-8 for it all to end with the broncos beating the chiefs 3rd string players 37-0
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
would you wipe his cum off my chin
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
brother i am falling apart by the seams
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i can see my liver
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I love when people think I'm a sex worker sorry sweatie im just a whore i suck dick for weed <3
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
are you telling me that nipples through a white top gets automatically censored here lol
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🔆PARKER™️ @parkerplease.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
do you want to take my virginity
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