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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What kind of questions?
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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The Alchemist - "TV Dinners" featuring Sideshow & Boldy James
YouTube video by Al Chemist
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm trapped in hell on earth. I've died and gone to hell.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*Extremely Strip Law Voice* Giant Eagle, that's what Grocery Stores are called here
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Christian Rave Music
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Not sure what this is supposed to be but we're using it to drink beer go Pistons
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Insane Metro Detroit Posting happening here
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ban "if you can't tell" from comedy
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bro, shut the fuck up, honestly
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Matt Stafford JRPG fan
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The neighborhood he's from has a little bit Mississippi in it though ifyouknowwhatiamsaying
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Is it in comic sans?
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They put an emoji in the goodbye message
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Imagine trying to explain why AI is good to Tom Waits
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
windwaker npc ass face
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Jim Downey in The Chair Company
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Great timing right at the peak of Crash Bandicoots place in the cultural zeitgeist.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thought this was Klay Thompson for a second
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Some whiffs on this album but a significant hit here
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The guy from the plane ads flying above the city?
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Gotta see that parlay
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Fucked up they made the nerdy little magician kid in Task still wear the shitty little magicians vest.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Move over, The Rolling Stones
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/08/2025
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I visited Chicago twice in July and was blown away by how nice the city was, like pretty much everywhere I went.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Excited 4 Fantasy Football
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Staying outside for an extra 30 seconds at night to record Moon Tone
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That's that me explosion
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Only In America(tm)
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Switching to new Pulp album after about half of Wayne
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
No thank you 👍
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Every time zaslav shelves a movie or rebrands HBO he should have to green light and blank check a project as weird and ambitious as The Rehearsal. That's his penance.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
"Cryptocurrency Investor" just say he's unemployed
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
@thepistons.bsky.social youtu.be/MFNn8itfCZ4?...
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“What are you prepared to do about it!” - Micheal Irvin
YouTube video by StayGreen
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
F Murray Abraham, had many sons And many sons had F Murray Abraham
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Shane Harris @shaneharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Howling must feel so good if you're a wolf
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I know this isn’t funny, but it feels like a big part of working in any kind of art lately is splashing around all the singular, wonderful work being made by brilliant people while ignoring the seemingly ravenous public appetite for absolute goat shit.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The lesson, as always, don't start a podcast
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This shit always cracks me up. No one looking for "Militia Members" for "Revolution" is putting names on a "spreadsheet"
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I don't need @corporate.comcast.com to be a leader in AI, I need them to have a website that works well enough to allow me to pay my bill on it.
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A deliciously evil thing to do to Giants fans
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Shut da fuck up
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sometimes we're a little higher than we realize when we're writing sketch comedy on our phone, in bed
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© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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