© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026youtu.beThe Alchemist - "TV Dinners" featuring Sideshow & Boldy JamesYouTube video by Al Chemist 000
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm trapped in hell on earth. I've died and gone to hell. 000
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026*Extremely Strip Law Voice* Giant Eagle, that's what Grocery Stores are called here 0342
Reposted by ©Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. 2889992871
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Not sure what this is supposed to be but we're using it to drink beer go Pistons 000
Reposted by ©David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down. 615771791
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The neighborhood he's from has a little bit Mississippi in it though ifyouknowwhatiamsaying 010
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Great timing right at the peak of Crash Bandicoots place in the cultural zeitgeist. 010
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Fucked up they made the nerdy little magician kid in Task still wear the shitty little magicians vest. 010
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I visited Chicago twice in July and was blown away by how nice the city was, like pretty much everywhere I went. 020
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Staying outside for an extra 30 seconds at night to record Moon Tone 000
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Every time zaslav shelves a movie or rebrands HBO he should have to green light and blank check a project as weird and ambitious as The Rehearsal. That's his penance. 000
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025@thepistons.bsky.social youtu.be/MFNn8itfCZ4?...youtu.be“What are you prepared to do about it!” - Micheal IrvinYouTube video by StayGreen 000
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025F Murray Abraham, had many sons And many sons had F Murray Abraham 000
Reposted by ©Shane Harris @shaneharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2025In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...theatlantic.comThe Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War PlansU.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. 772165056437
Reposted by ©Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I know this isn’t funny, but it feels like a big part of working in any kind of art lately is splashing around all the singular, wonderful work being made by brilliant people while ignoring the seemingly ravenous public appetite for absolute goat shit. 836619
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 06/03/2025This shit always cracks me up. No one looking for "Militia Members" for "Revolution" is putting names on a "spreadsheet" 191
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I don't need @corporate.comcast.com to be a leader in AI, I need them to have a website that works well enough to allow me to pay my bill on it. 020
© @parkerhammon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Sometimes we're a little higher than we realize when we're writing sketch comedy on our phone, in bed 000