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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It was filled with all the homework he did from boy meets world for the contest. But boy howdy, that grand prize was something a little different than what he expected!

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s still real to me, dammit!

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Big strong good looking guys darth, we all love em

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tennis night in America from 30 rock.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’re sailing into a shit typhoon Randy so we better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit

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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

justified “FUCK ICE” chants in Hangman’s homestate of (Norfolk,) Virginia!!! #AEWDynamite

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The administration is using tax payer funds to create racist video games on government websites but somehow mamdani promoting the actions hes taken to improve New York is more newsworthy.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What’s that extra B for?

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Gotta cross reference all GOP donors with PPP loans/grants and start investigating all of em.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Reporter: Family members of service members are concerned about conditions on the LIncoln. Trump: No they’re not. Reporter: Has the deployment gone on too long? Trump: No. Not nearly long enough.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Will you be in the casino gauntlet match at all in?

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Literature for men is still a thing

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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Gonna hurt your freaking teef

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Don’t worry, it’s only for the first of the class. By the 10th they can hopefully get the per unit costs down to $17bn

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It always comes down to Windsor in person Election Day ballots Smdh

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Yup, i voted for her for city council several times but I will never vote for her for anything after campaigning against Harris in fucking Michigan in 24. Absolutely unforgivable wrecker shit

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I do think the Nick Mullen one is still the best

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Jeez, I turned it on after half time to check out the sounders after not watching for the past few years and yeesh.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It’s so fucking funny that Donald Trump of all people is the one to institute a de facto global carbon tax

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m not a state, I’m a monster!!!

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

But it’s ok cuz she got a ton of money in the settlement from her car crash!! The American dream!

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Rooting for USA is the same as rooting for brutal colonialism, that’s why I’m supporting Belgium on Monday

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Yes, it’s long past time to take climate change seriously and to decarbonize.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I, for one, would like to commend the Omanis for taking climate change seriously and unilaterally instituting a de facto global carbon tax.

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

And then republicans committed even more egregious crimes leading to January 6 and there was still nothing done. It’s easy to understand why many people are frustrated with the Democratic Party. I will vote blue no matter who forever but it’s frustrating

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I use worst case Ontario fairly regularly and no one ever corrects me, my wife just rolls her eyes. Water under the fridge is good too

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I haven’t seen such a dominant performance of the Dutch over the Swedes since the battle of Öland in 1676 when the Dutch fleet led by Admiral Cornelius Tromp sank the Swedish flagship Kronan

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Salish sea is the Dardanelles of the Pacific Northwest

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Lmao, was at the bar earlier thinking about a Dennis miller war of the triple alliance bit but figured Norm was gonna come up with a better one anyways

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

A platform of vengeance would go pretty hard

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Parker H @parkerh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Hell yea, I’m sure this time it’s true!!!

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