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parker civilization

@parkercivilization.bsky.social
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
ocha!!
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
wow it’s been a while.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
someone come selfcest that simbo for me.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i’d imagine he cuts his hair initially out of sheer necessity, honestly? he doesn’t know how to tend to it on his own (and he can’t be bothered to deal with the matting) so, away it goes!
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
sometimes i feel like i'm becoming a seavbo lovechild irl and it's terrifying. like for some reason i've had the urge to start running recently. i don't know why. i thnk evbo is taking over my soul.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
the look of horror i gave myself in the mirror when i realised i can tie my hair back is the most akin to seawatt i've ever felt in my life.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
that man doesn't grow out his hair on purpose, he's just too lazy (read: he's too depressed) to actually bother getting it cut. so he just lets it get longer. doesn't matter much anyway, does it?
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i understand long hair seawatt personally now.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i am in pain so now oomfs have to be in pain too. sorry.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
evbo is only truly free from the clutches of civilization in those scarce moments before he enters the pro civilization properly; not even godhood can release him. what would he give, to be able to have iron boots on his feet again? what would evbo do to just run, without ever having to stop? (4/4)
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
for those few fleeting hours he is well and truly free. no terrible hunger, no fear of death. nothing. not a single thing can keep him from the joy of the wind in his hair and the solid thumping of his feet against grass. he doesn’t know that he will be chained again, now to responsibility. (3/4)
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
does he go as far as he can, as long as he can? he has as much food as he could ever want and all the time in the world. he has no friends or obligations. he knows nobody and nobody knows him. he’s free to run into the horizon forever, ceaselessly. he doesn’t know of the struggles ahead. (2/4)
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
anyway, don’t abruptly start running after being mostly constrained to your bed for a while. this is clearly a bad idea but apparently i am not a smart person.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i need to get into m-rated.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
what if i’m evbo
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped
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MOE @chamoemileclown.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
spotify is trying to communicate with you
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
fool's gold... my jaw kind of dropped i was shocked.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
no. nobody can know. partly because they also made… vague mention of my smut fics and i’m terribly embarrassed.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i knew it was a risk when i posted on anon, but i wasn’t expecting it to happen!!
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
well seavbo is on their account now i guess. good luck with that.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
um…
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
slight derailment, but someone remind me to write an essay on blackrom seavbo when i feel less god awful. i have an absurd amount of thoughts.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
liiiisten. i was not a mentally sound child.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
no i didn't like the taste.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
sometimes i think about my actions and realise i am not an intelligent man at all.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it hurt. i don’t recommend doing this.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
needed to take my blood sugar and forgot (xyz) disorder is not very cooperative with it. i’m okay, i’m just also an idiot.
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pumu | blyss @plumblossem.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
mad scientist evbo……
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
tips of my fingers are bruised. might not be able to write today… heartbreaking.
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
civilization has been saved
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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i forgot because the place i live isn’t actually listed in any of them lol. oops.
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