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when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped

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MOE @chamoemileclown.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

spotify is trying to communicate with you

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.

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pumu | blyss @plumblossem.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

mad scientist evbo……

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

tips of my fingers are bruised. might not be able to write today… heartbreaking.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

okay ignore the world’s longest thread. i had a lot more thoughts than i thought i did.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

actually before i go to sleep. evbo’s more selfish actions in chapter four being mostly narrated by him are important because you (the reader) have to understand that he genuinely doesn’t get what he’s done wrong. he doesn’t get how people work (and he never has), and his ability to just (1/5)

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i also need to explain the actual afterlife layout because it is *very* hard for me to convey place descriptions accurately in character without going ‘this place functions like xyz’.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

so many things i want to say about symphony but there’s not a good bluesky format to say them with… longer tumblr post soon, maybe? it’s a blogging platform. i should make more use of its lack of character limit anyway.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

oomf posts about 100 epitaphs and immediately it starts playing on my symphony playlist. is evbo telling me something.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i have something planned post-symphony i haven’t mentioned at all before. don’t worry about what it is, just know i have plans.

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mimi @parkouryaois.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

revive that bedrotting man

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i always forget this is my status so whenever i see it i burst out laughing.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i need to walk off the edge of a block into the void seawatt style. oh my *god*…

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

is it normal to show up to a house to find the world’s biggest heretic casually standing before a shrine to you? or…

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i was thinking about running blades so when they were mentioned in-universe i was *very* overjoyed to say the least.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

this fic is so good. i have got to figure out how to make a recommendation list in a reasonable format so that i can dump every single fic i’ve ever liked into it.

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R4R0z @radiantaro.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Neo Legend wishes you the best #parkourcivilization #jackswano

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

okay well i reopened the fic and he did that immediately in the next paragraph, so.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i can't focus on this fic because it's so good i keep walking around to calm myself down, and then when i get back to my computer to read it i immediately get distracted.

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mimi @parkouryaois.bsky.social · 17/11/2024