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alyssa

@parisgellering.bsky.social
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geology grad student, she/her, midwestern lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 muppet enthusiast we’re here because we’re here because we’re here

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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social “Hank Brown” is a good idea and i’m ready to invest but for marketing purposes might i suggest the phrase “hank on the tank”?
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
#p4a2026
Girl who is "going to be okay" meme that says "girl who is 'going to be okay' because the project for awesome raised over $4 million for charity this year"
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
might just be the earth scientist in me but the painting behind john looks like sediment gently settling on a seafloor or lakebed #P4A2026
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inthefade 👻 @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 01/09/2025
happy labor day. solidarity forever youtu.be/fmsCDVTvOcI?...
youtu.be
the Mountain Goats - Solidarity Forever (Jordan Lake Sessions)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social Focus Friend Bean plush/tshirt as a P4A perk perhaps?? I’d love to put a little bean on my shelf to watch over me as I focus lol
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
you know you don’t have to call HR 1 the “big beautiful bill” right? you know that by doing so you’re carrying water for fascists, right, even though you’re trying to be ironic or w/e you’re doing the fascists a real solid? Just checking.
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
In a day of hot takes I guess mine is that we should still let ourselves eat a hot dog and watch some fireworks tomorrow. Conservatives don’t deserve a monopoly on patriotism, we love this place too, which is why we want it to be better despite all their efforts
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Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Drink your water and eat your greens you have to live long enough to see PROJECT HAIL MARY in theaters next year.
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Myles 🔞 Gogash’s dad @kingtycoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
In times like these I like to watch old footage of queer pride and protests during the height of the AIDS crisis. Back then the world seemed just as bleak and as dark as it does now, queers were dying left and right with no one to protect them. And yet in the face of that their protest was joy
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“This is the future sci fi writers dreamed of” well to be fair The Martian and Project Hail Mary do heavily feature duct tape! #P4A2025
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Alex @ilatkeyou.dftba.social · 14/02/2025
#P4A2025
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
SNACK MAN SNACK MAN SNACK MAN #P4A2025
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Bone broth and Tito’s cocktail anyone?
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It’s giving if hulk hogan wanted to decrease worldsuck #P4A2025
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Welcome to the Curio Shop, hope you find what you’re lookin for #P4A2025
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
So basically we all got paid today and are about to spend that money on charitable frivolities right #P4A2025
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Greg Andree @gregandree71.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Got my first "Violating an Executive Order" and "I'll make sure you lose federal funding" parent threat today for teaching "DEI" books in our upcoming "Liberty and Justice" themed unit. Even in "Blue" Massachusetts we're dealing with this. Anyway, don't obey in advance, and don't obey later.
Book covers for: Hollow Fires by Samira Ahmed, The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo, The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester by Maya MacGregor, Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson, Monster by Walter Dean Myers, To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Automatic profile pic maker?!?!
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Don’t talk to me, I’m shifting into #P4A2025 mode
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
PATRIOTISM
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.
An illustration of a tiger protecting cubs colored in Trans and nonbinary flag colors. Says: "protect trans & nonbinary kids!"
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’ve been watching vlogbrothers videos in all their wonderful randomness (of topic) for 12 years. I will read whatever you think is worth writing.
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Got a gallbladder scan today and was allowed to listen to a podcast during it; chose the early eps of Dear Hank and John and it was surreal hearing John read “I go down to the shore” while being put into the scanning machine thing @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’m jealous
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
All the memes that would come out of this…
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/01/2025
You won't be any better at fighting what's coming if you burn yourself out and spend all your time feeling bleak and hopeless, and the people telling you that it's all despair now probably don't have anyone's best interest at heart.
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Muppet version of the Martian where Mark Watney is the only human and all the people on Earth trying to bring him home are muppets
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning. both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Going to try to use this platform more for what are probably obvious reasons. Not sure what I want this account to be. Probably just going to be the same mix of science, lesbianism, and pop culture that it was on the other app. We’ll see!
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
And the media benefits from platforming people who cast blame and stir controversy
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Jump Cat @jumpcatt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
full size and travel size
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Any way to relate the two?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
When someone says “the president is not a dictator” and you say “maybe soon though” I worry that that’s a akin to “obeying in advance.” No. The president of the US is not a dictator. Even if he would like to be, we will not allow it.
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alyssa @parisgellering.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Still not sure what I’m doing on here but I think it’s worth a try. The layout is kinda fucking with me because it’s just different enough to feel off lol. So we’ll see! If you’re a lesbian, a scientist, or a political junkie give me a follow
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Daniel Duke Windsor, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @thedukewindsor.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Don’t let the bastards grind you down. Live your pretty little queer life cranked up to motherfucking 11.
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