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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 17h
lay it all down
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 16h
playing big walk solo
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 8h
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all written art
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 8h
ah yes, USian goes to tourism-reliant third-world city and is shocked, shocked!! to find it doesn’t look like the suburbs in the US!!!
Screenshot of a boomer’s blog, where he writes: “Walking to the museum, I think we were all struck by the somewhat Third World feel of the city. Not terribly clean, lots of graffiti and very little in the way of restaurants or shops catering to locals.”
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 18h
weekend vibes on a tuesday?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
no.
@joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
[screenshot of an online job application form:

Can you describe specific ways you have integrated Al tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond simple prompt usage.*

there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster."

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Magnets
@magnets.bsky.social
sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
mr fella
@prolezone
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

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Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024
Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta...
2:37 PM • Aug 16, 2024
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
comfort foods
@primpker.bsky.social
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Gabrielle Moss 
@Gaby_Moss
novels are so great. novels are like "i made up a little weirdo. oh no, now he's in trouble!"
11:46 AM - 2023-04-22
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lord i see what you do for others
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Patricia Lockwood 
@TriciaLockwood
.@parisreview So is Paris any good or not
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tom Clancy's Joy Division @ruleo.bsky.social
[HALF-LIGHT]
Some of them are scared. They feel your aura vibrating in a frequency they don't understand, primal and cold. They think if they stare long enough your gender will reveal itself. Foolish. You're beyond mortal comprehension. You're neither a "dude" nor a "chick" but a harbinger.
November 6, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Wormkitten 
@KittenWorm
All art has meaning. Most of it means "I'm horny and have religious trauma."
4:18 PM • Nov 30, 2021
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
jane frie(n)dhoff
@JFriedhoff
me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek

me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
6:58 PM • 2018-07-26
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
mia 
@flatpepsimax
"i will face god and walk backwards into hell" is a dril quote that people keep mistaking for serious literature but "that's how it is on this bitch of an earth" is a fucking beckett line that i consistently keep thinking is dril
9:56 AM • 2018-08-26
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
The Hustle Architect @VitruviusGrind
The Numbers Don't Lie
[supply-demand curve graph with demand labelled “Moments Of Genuine Beauty, Truth, And Humanity” and supply labelled “Various Problems In Our Society” with the equilibrium point labelled “Adobe Introduces Creative Cloud Subscription Model In 2012”]
11:17 AM • 2022-04-06
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apparently migraines are thought to be caused by a build-up of bullshit until the trigeminal nerve can’t fucking take it anymore
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
sand ghost @moutheaters
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water
4:36 AM • 2017-11-09
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
does anyone know if we have hugs tomorrow
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
failed nepo baby kon-el @hbokujokiriya
murdering your brother and then responding "i don't know. am i my brother's keeper?" when god, creator of the universe, asks where your brother is because He lost track of one of the four people on earth is just. wow, they don't make characters like that anymore.
1:28 PM • 2019-10-17
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bring back shame, combat vice signaling
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the wrong people are ashamed of who they are
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
que seu domingo seja muito abençogato
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’ve gotten much faster at the exact kind of photoshop shenanigans i learned for my sabbatical project :>
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Tiernan Blanchard @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing is about being intellectually curious, widely read, capable of recognising patterns, and having a sense of justice is it means you feel insane for most of your adult life
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
planning around the upcoming horrors but i barely know who i am (too powerful dreams last night)
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Albert Lisovskij @albertdevart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#discord
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨🎰 PRESIDENTE LULA ASSINA O FIM DAS BETS NO BRASIL BETS DEIXARÃO DE OPERAR A PARTIR DE 06 DE OUTUBRO. PUBLICIDADES E PATROCÍNIOS DEVEM SER RETIRADOS ATÉ AS 23h59 DE 05 DE OUTUBRO.
Foto de Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, Presidente do Brasil, sentado a uma mesa a assinar um documento com uma caneta. Veste terno cinzento, camisa branca e gravata escura estampada. À sua frente está o documento apoiado sobre uma base encarnada, um copo de vidro com água e uma caneta num suporte. Ao fundo, vê-se um painel decorado com círculos em tons de azul e verde. No canto inferior direito, aparece um intérprete de língua de sinais a gesticular dentro de um pequeno retângulo.
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the iced coffee thing is just a reminder of how much USian culture is removed from the grace of being human
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Xen 🥃 @xengure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
forever haunted
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i can’t see so might as well play valheim
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me arriving in hell after visiting the Parthenon
Doom guy in hell grabbing an imp and yelling “where is lord Elgin?!”
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my partner just called me a wife guy
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everything is poesy
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nobel prize in yaoi @sprorg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
grandparents’ porch dog just been hanging out with them coyotes
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don’t want the kind of life in which i need a checklist
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(reading a story book to children voice) nasty hasan says that pirates are 'pretty cool' *flips page* but pirates STEAL!
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i had plans for today 😠
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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a bird has a migraine @paris3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thinking about gesamtkunstwerk, again
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