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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 29/09/2026
my grocery store now sells a 60mg thc seltzer next to the kombucha
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 10/09/2026
it really was
francis ford coppola’s megalopolis: a fable
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 07/09/2026
greatest city in the world
text from my friend at midnight that reads: Group of dolls outside the bar are having an argument about cars 2
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 31/07/2026
i'm at the E. coli recall, i'm at the Salmonella recall, i'm at the combination E. coli and Salmonella recall
FDA notice Outbreak Investigation of E. coli O145:H28: Frozen Blueberries (July 2026)
Do not eat, sell or serve recalled GreenWise Organic Frozen Whole Blueberries and Whole Mixed Berries. FDA’s investigation is ongoing. Product (updated 7/30/2026)
On July 29, 2026, Publix announced that it recalled all lots of GreenWise Organic Frozen Whole Blueberries and Whole Mixed Berries. Recalled products include:

GreenWise Organic Whole Blueberries, 10-ounce, UPC 41415-06453
GreenWise Organic Whole Blueberries, 48-ounce, UPC 41415-12053
GreenWise Organic Whole Mixed Berries, 10-ounce, UPC 41415-06753
GreenWise Organic Whole Mixed Berries, 48-ounce, UPC 41415-12153
On July 3, 2026, Frutas y Hortalizas del Sur S.A. recalled a single lot of frozen GreenWise-brand organic blueberries in 10-oz packages with printed lot code of 60401 (printed on package as 6 040 01) and Best by Date of February 9, 2028. FDA release Outbreak Investigation of Salmonella: Eggs (July 2026)
Do not eat, sell, or serve white shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs recalled by Midwest Poultry Services, L.P. Product
Recalled white shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs of various sizes from Midwest Poultry Services, L.P. were sold in bulk and retail sizes of 6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36, and 60 eggs with sell by or best by dates between July 20, 2026 and August 17, 2026. Recalled eggs were sold under Country Morning, Cal-Maine Sunups, Brookshire’s, Simple Truth, and Kroger brand names.

Recalled eggs will have an identifying code number printed on the left or right sides of the carton in date-coding ink only. Only codes P-1950 or 0840962 with a Julian Date between 157 and 184 printed on the side of the carton are included in the recall. Refer to the table in the Recalled Product section below for more information.

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. 

Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 29/07/2026
The CDC just updated its cyclospora surveillance data. It now says it has received reports of more than 19,000 cases since May 1st, though 11,500 of those haven't been confirmed yet. To put that into perspective, there were about 2,800 cases reported annually in the US between 2016 and 2023.
A chart i whipped up trying to put the current CDC tally in perspective. 2022-2025 annual totals for cyclosporiasis cases range from 2,000 to 5,000. Meanwhile the provisional case total for 2026 is at 19,225 and it's only week 31.  Source: NNDSS weekly cumulative case totals for U.S. residents. Note: The week 31 value for 2026 reflects the latest tally published by the CDC on July 28. This includes 6,707 lab-confirmed domestic cases, 1,018 lab-confirmed international cases, and 11,500 additional cases reported to (but not yet confirmed by) CDC. NNDSS case totals may not match case data published by the CDC or state health departments during this outbreak due to lags in reporting and differences in how the CDC separates domestic and international exposures.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 29/07/2026
not suggesting this is you, but a common refrain i’ve seen online from others is that, in response to this outbreak, people are subbing out all fruits and vegetables in their diet with processed foods. this is nutritionally ill advised! fruits & veg are so important www.statnews.com/2026/07/24/c...
Fresh fruits and vegetables, which nutritionists have been promoting for decades, are especially vulnerable to cyclospora contamination. In response to a diarrheal disease outbreak caused by cyclospora, the public has been advised to be cautious about consuming fresh fruits and vegetables. Social media has erupted with comments like “more pizza!” and “oreos never gave me explosive diarrhea!” Even before this outbreak, such as during outbreaks involving E. coli and romaine lettuce, I heard from many that they would rather eat “a bag of Doritos than a salad.”
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 29/07/2026
generally speaking, my personal advice to friends has been to check out the case load in your state. if it’s notably higher than average, and no source has been ID’d, it could be worth considering avoiding common culprits from past outbreaks — particularly from national suppliers
Past outbreaks caused by cyclospora have been frequently linked to a handful of fruits and vegetables: contaminated raspberries, fresh imported herbs like basil and cilantro, bagged salad mixes, and romaine lettuce. A 2020 analysis of more than three dozen major outbreaks associated with fresh produce consumption found that 65 percent were caused by contaminated basil or raspberries. 

“Basil has been implicated in many cyclosporiasis outbreaks that have occurred mainly in the USA and Canada, while Guatemalan raspberries have also been indicated as the causative agent of many reported outbreaks,” the study authors wrote in the scientific journal Foods. “In addition, contaminated cilantro and lettuce have caused a significant number of cyclosporiasis infections worldwide.”
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 28/07/2026
cool!!!
email from meta: "i Paris,
 
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 24/07/2026
Update: An FDA spokesperson confirmed that the agency has removed New York from its map of states where the recalled Taylor Farms lettuce was "confirmed" to be distributed after I reached out to ask them about New York's inclusion. NY's inclusion on the map appears to have been in error.
Screenshot of the FDA's Product Distribution Map for the cyclospora-linked lettuce from 11:57 am ET 07/24/26.Screenshot of the FDA's Product Distribution Map for the cyclospora-linked lettuce from 5:28pm ET 07/24/26.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 23/07/2026
Worth flagging it's entirely possible this is irrelevant and these herbs are just part of a local outbreak (or even just an errant early signal) NC officials say they've sent several hundred specimens to the CDC, so if they're actually connected to cases elsewhere, we will hopefully find out soon
At the July 21 press conference, state health officials said that the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services was “not conducting any testing of lettuce products related to the cyclosporiasis outbreak” at this time.

State health officials have sent “several hundred” clinical specimens (i.e., stool samples from infected people) to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, said Williams at the press conference. The CDC’s analysis has so far only identified “some” clusters of cases with genetic similarities within North Carolina, he said. “I suspect there’s a backlog and they’re behind,” said Williams. “These things are going to take time. That molecular work is not quick.”
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 23/07/2026
Yesterday, the FDA said it's investigating a new cyclo outbreak linked to a unidentified product I asked if the parsley & cilantro linked cases in NC are involved or if the herbs have been linked to cases in other states. FDA ignored those questions in its response. NC officials declined to comment
On July 22, the Food and Drug Administration said that it is investigating another outbreak of cyclosporiasis, with at least 72 cases, linked to “a not yet identified product.” An FDA spokesperson said that the agency has initiated traceback and that “officials are working together to determine the specific cause of illnesses in this cluster of cyclospora cases.”

The FDA has opened investigations into a total of six outbreaks of cyclosporiasis so far this summer. With the exception of the outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce in five states, the agency has not identified a source of the illnesses or said where the people who have been sickened are located. 

It is unclear whether the North Carolina cases are related to any of the five outbreaks of unknown origin. The FDA did not respond to specific questions about whether the parsley- and cilantro-linked cases in North Carolina are part of its investigation, or whether the herbs have been linked to cases in other states. “We will share information with the public as appropriate to protect public health, providing updates when there is actionable, confirmed information to report,” the FDA spokesperson said.

A spokesperson for the North Carolina DHHS declined to comment when asked whether the FDA was investigating the outbreak in North Carolina. The spokesperson did not respond to questions about whether parsley, cilantro, and lettuce were equally represented in the food history interviews with infected residents or to requests for further details about the provenance of each implicated produce item.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 23/07/2026
Interestingly, state officials said lettuce may also be involved, but also stressed that the spike of cases in NC so far doesn't appear to be related to the cluster of illnesses “associated with lettuce and Taco Bell” in other states, and that they're not testing any lettuce at this time
State officials said that lettuce may also be involved, and listed it alongside parsley and cilantro as a food item that “keeps showing up repeatedly” in interviews with infected people. However, they noted the increase in cases seen in North Carolina so far does not appear to be related to the large cluster of illnesses “associated with lettuce and Taco Bell” restaurants in other states. (Federal health officials have linked shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and served at Taco Bell locations in Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia with illnesses in those states.) 

“We have not noticed that association here,” said Carl Williams, a public health official at the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services. “We can say that because we do a thorough investigation of all of these reported cases in collaboration with our local health departments.” 

Williams, who cautioned that the findings were preliminary and that no definitive source had been identified yet, said that the frequency with which parsley, cilantro, and lettuce have appeared in investigators’ ingredient-level analyses of the food eaten by residents prior to infection has led officials to believe they “may be implicated.”
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 20/07/2026
how am i supposed to work under these conditions
gizmo the cat taking up all of my desk space, expectantly
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 19/07/2026
New: The FDA is retracting its previous statement about detecting cyclospora in an unrecalled lot of Taylor Farms lettuce “FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive.”
FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. FDA and state partners continue to collect and analyze product samples. As of July 19, 2026, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
The FDA just said in an update that a sample of shredded iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms de Mexico "has tested positive for cyclospora." However, Taylor Farms confirmed the tested product is NOT part of the current recall. FDA is investigating to see if the implicated lot is in consumers' homes.
A sample of shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico has tested positive for Cyclospora. This sample was collected during targeted import surveillance as a result of this outbreak investigation. Taylor Farms has confirmed that this positive product is not part of their current recall. They are currently working to identify whether any part of this implicated lot is available in commerce or in consumers homes. The positive lot is currently detained and more information will be provided as it becomes available.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
We now know slightly more: The recalled shredded lettuce also went to Jack in the Box locations in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Jack in the Box told its restaurants to remove the lettuce, and has replaced it w/ "product from an unaffected supply at an alternate domestic facility."
Fast food restaurant chain Jack in the Box also received the implicated shredded lettuce, which was used at Jack in the Box locations in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana, a spokesperson told CR. “We learned of the potential issue on Thursday, prior to the FDA’s announcement, and immediately notified restaurants that received shredded iceberg lettuce through our Texas distribution center to remove the product,” said Jack in the Box spokesperson Casey Middleton. “At this time, there have been no known illnesses associated with food served at Jack in the Box from these locations in connection with the FDA’s ongoing investigation.” 

The recall notices posted by Taylor Farms and the FDA are notably sparse on the essential details consumers need to easily identify affected products. The recall notice does not list the full brand names of the implicated products, and instead lists only what appear to be the abbreviations used internally by Taylor Farms to identify brands. 

Walmart’s Marketside house brand, for instance, was listed as “MKTSD” and Sysco, the U.S.’s largest food distributor, was listed as “SY.” Jack in the Box was listed as “JB.” All three companies confirmed that their products were part of the recall after being contacted by Consumer Reports. CR is working to confirm the identities of the five additional brands whose names are abbreviated in the recall notice. Taylor Farms did not immediately respond to CR’s questions about the identity of these brands.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
UPDATE: Jack in the Box just confirmed to me that it also received the cyclospora-linked lettuce from Taylor Farms The lettuce was sent to Jack in the Box stores in Texas, Oklahoma, & Louisiana. The company says it told restaurants to remove the product after learning about the issue on Thursday
Fast food restaurant chain Jack in the Box also received the implicated shredded lettuce, which was used at Jack in the Box locations in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana, a spokesperson told CR. “We learned of the potential issue on Thursday, prior to the FDA’s announcement, and immediately notified restaurants that received shredded iceberg lettuce through our Texas distribution center to remove the product,” said Jack in the Box spokesperson Casey Middleton. “At this time, there have been no known illnesses associated with food served at Jack in the Box from these locations in connection with the FDA’s ongoing investigation.” 

The recall notices posted by Taylor Farms and the FDA are notably sparse on the essential details consumers need to easily identify affected products. The recall notice does not list the full brand names of the implicated products, and instead lists only what appear to be the abbreviations used internally by Taylor Farms to identify brands. 

Walmart’s Marketside house brand, for instance, was listed as “MKTSD” and Sysco, the U.S.’s largest food distributor, was listed as “SY.” Jack in the Box was listed as “JB.” All three companies confirmed that their products were part of the recall after being contacted by Consumer Reports. CR is working to confirm the identities of the five additional brands whose names are abbreviated in the recall notice. Taylor Farms did not immediately respond to CR’s questions about the identity of these brands.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
One of the things that I'm ruminating on is: Yesterday, Taylor Farms said "No Taylor Farms-branded salads or kits" were linked to the outbreak. But today, that note is gone and some of the recalled products are listed under the brand acronym "TF" Is "TF" Taylor Farms? I'd sure love to know!
Taylor Fresh Foods statement from Friday 07/17/26Taylor Farms recall notice from Saturday 07/18/26 that has now replaced the Friday statement. It lists several lettuce salad products under the brand name "TF"
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
A map of the 27 states impacted by the recall: AL, AR, CT, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NH, NJ, OH, OK, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, and WI.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
For all of the other parasite-linked lettuce listed on the recall page, we don't know where precisely it was sold or served, by who, or under what brand names. That is uh... not good! Every other recall notice I've covered had these basic details available. www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
Given the lack of details, CR’s food safety experts advise consumers in the 27 states where Taylor Farms’ products were distributed to discard all iceberg lettuce out of an abundance of caution.

Most of the implicated lettuce appears to have been sent to food service distributors, according to additional detail included only in the FDA’s version of the recall notice. A spokesperson for Sysco said that the distributor had “already withdrawn all impacted products from Mexico,” but did not immediately respond to questions about where the implicated lettuce was served or sold prior to the recall, or if Sysco distributed the lettuce to additional states after receiving the product from Taylor Farms.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
What we know so far is that the recalled iceberg lettuce was sent to Walmart stores and many major foodservice distributors, including Sysco, in 27 states between June 29 and July 16. The only product names we know are from Walmart: Marketside Bagged Iceberg Salad and Bagged Shredded Iceberg Salad
The recalled iceberg lettuce products were sent to Walmart stores and major foodservice distributors, including Sysco, in 27 states between June 29 and July 16. The states that received the implicated lettuce, which the Food and Drug Administration said was being recalled due to possible contamination with the parasite cyclospora, include: Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, North Carolina, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and Wisconsin.

The list of implicated products includes Walmart’s house-brand Marketside, a Walmart spokesperson confirmed. The company has removed four bagged iceberg lettuce salad products from select Walmart stores in the 27 states implicated by the recall, spokesperson Rachael Simmons told CR. The removed products include 12- and 24-ounce bags of Marketside Bagged Iceberg Salad (UPC: 681131328944 and 681131328951, respectively) and 8- and 16-ounce bags of Marketside Bagged Shredded Iceberg Salad (UPC: 681131328968 and 681131532099). The products have “best by” dates ranging from July 18 to Aug. 3, 2026 

Walmart’s Simmons said that “there have been no confirmed illnesses associated with these products at this time,” and that Walmart removed the products from its stores in the states listed “out of an abundance of caution” after receiving notice from its supplier. 

“Customers who purchased these products should not consume them and should discard them or return them to their local Walmart store for a full refund,” said Simmons.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
The way this recall has been handled so far is absolutely bizarre. Instead of listing brand names, Taylor Farm used internal abbreviations for all the products impacted I was able to get Walmart and Sysco to confirm their products were impacted, but the lack of details is a nightmare for consumers
The recall notices posted by Taylor Farms and the FDA are notably sparse on the essential details consumers need to easily identify affected products. The recall notice does not list the full brand names of the implicated products, and instead lists only what appears to be the abbreviations used internally by Taylor Farms to identify brands. 

Walmart’s Marketside house brand, for instance, was listed as “MKTSD” and Sysco, the U.S.’s largest food distributor, was listed as “SY.” Both companies confirmed that their products were part of the recall after being contacted by Consumer Reports. CR is working to confirm the identities of the six additional brands whose names are abbreviated in the recall notice. Taylor Farms did not immediately respond to CR’s questions about the identity of these brands.

Given the lack of details, CR’s food safety experts advise consumers in the 27 states where Taylor Farms’ products were distributed to discard all iceberg lettuce out of an abundance of caution.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17/07/2026
ive been maintaining a couple internal spreadsheets with cyclosporiasis data for my colleagues to use as a reference but i unfortunately cannot stop making comic sans the default font for all the charts
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 16/07/2026
more so than ever before, the experience of having a post go viral on twitter these days really is just this
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
HOW
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
yeah y'all have a whole separate thing going on. the recommendation from MI health officials is to avoid bagged salad and opt for whole lettuce you peel and wash yourself instead. CR's food safety experts recommend waiting on eating lettuce specifically till we know more about the source tho
What About People in Affected Areas?
CR’s food safety experts recommend that people in the states where cyclosporiasis has been detected wash their hands and foods the best they can, and avoid pre-chopped raw fruits and vegetables. “Stay away from the pre-chopped, pre-bagged, and all the rest of that,” said Rogers.  “Instead, buy them whole and chop them yourself while practicing good sanitary hygiene in your kitchen.”

For those living in Michigan, Ohio, West Virginia, and Kentucky, Rogers suggests avoiding eating lettuce and other salad greens until more information is available about the source of the outbreak, given the preliminary findings in Michigan and the historical link between cyclospora infections and prepackaged leafy greens. “If I was in Michigan, I would personally avoid eating lettuce until more information became available,” he said.

People in affected areas who are immunocompromised or are more susceptible to severe illness from foodborne contaminants, such as young kids and older adults,  might want to take additional precautions, like eating their fruits and veggies cooked. Heating food to 158°F kills the cyclospora parasite. “I’m advising my friends and family with compromised immune systems to avoid uncooked vegetables for the time being, but I tend to err on the side of caution,” said Rogers.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
even in michigan, where the cyclosporiasis cases are crazy high, the recommendation from health officials is not "avoid all fruits and vegetables." early signals from MI officials point to salad greens being a potential source, so the recommendation is to avoid pre-chopped lettuce and greens
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
it is, of course, always good to be cautious and follow CDC guidelines re: food and hand washing but i think that a lot of people are seeing the headlines and assuming that means all fruit and vegetables should be avoided lest you shit your brains out and that is just not the case!
Federal officials said they are not advising people to avoid any particular food at this point, and cautioned that an official source of the outbreak has not been identified yet. However, depending on where you live and your risk factors, you might want to take certain precautions with some types of fresh produce.

Generally speaking, following basic food safety rules can go a long way towards protecting you. The CDC and FDA recommend that everyone wash their hands with soap and water before and after preparing raw fruits and vegetables. You should also wash fruits and vegetables (even those labeled as prewashed) thoroughly under running water before eating, and scrub firmer foods, like melons and cucumbers, with a clean produce brush. Do this before you slice into the food to avoid transferring any outside contaminants to the inside flesh. 

“It is important to wash fresh produce, and so I think that’s been shown to be very helpful in lowering the risk of this parasite,” Donald Prater, FDA’s Acting Deputy Commissioner for Food said in Tuesday’s press conference.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
however the same thing is not happening nationwide some states, like NY and IL, are reporting slightly higher than average numbers, but it's nowhere close to the same level as Michigan and many others (CA, MN, MA, etc) are reporting case totals at or below what is expected for this time of year!
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
it's still early days tracking wise, but michigan has emerged as a real hot spot. the state has reported 3,300+ cases so far this season, which is 65 times more than it saw in all of last year the CDC has identified a cluster of states nearby that appear to have infections from the same source
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 15/07/2026
the US sees an uptick in cyclospora infections every summer. it's just how the bug works. what's happening rn appears to be that we are having the usual annual uptick in cases around the US, PLUS a very unusual spike of cases in a handful of states that are making the national numbers look bonkers
It’s important to put the current outbreak into context, as the case pattern is somewhat unusual, said Rogers. The U.S. traditionally experiences a surge in cyclospora infections during the summer months. The parasite can be found in food and water contaminated with human feces, and infections are more likely to occur in warm or rainy weather. 

By this time last year, at least 44 states had reported cases of cyclosporiasis, the disease caused by the cyclospora parasite, to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. On Tuesday, CDC officials said that although cases have only been detected in at least 34 states so far this year, the total number of illnesses reported is already “much much higher than what we’ve seen last year or the year before.”
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
take this photo i just took of gizmo with my iPhone: zoom in on the text of the article next to her and… it’s blurry! 🤯 not everything is a smoking gun folks!
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
can’t believe i have to say this but it is Not Cool to promote baseless conspiracies, even about politicians you dislike the blurry text in the mcconnell pic does not mean it is AI generated. it’s just what happens when text is out of focus and an image is compressed
a newspaper held by mcconnell in his proof of life pic, the text is blurry, but you can make out the headline, which is from the washington post sports section the same newspaper section but in a high quality screenshot
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
this is a photo i took 2 seconds ago with my iphone. zoom in on the nymag in the bottom left. same blurry text! when text is out of focus, it gets blurry! unless you have independent reporting that indicates this image was falsified it’s irresponsible to amplify a baseless conspiracy
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
literally every word in the headline is readable minus “noskova” which is out of focus due to the fold of the paper “in all-Czech showdown” is clearly visible (you can even see the capitalized C!) the blurriness seen here is dramatically different than the artifacts you get in AI generated text
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
sorry to burst the conspiracy bubble but it is identical dawg
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
went to a cyclones game yesterday where all the player portraits were photoshopped to look like the kevin james shrugging meme
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13/07/2026
yeah it’s the wapo sports section front page
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 12/07/2026
fwiw the newspaper in this photo is the front page of the sports section of today’s washington post
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 12/07/2026
perfect and beautiful meal. also btw your handle is showing as invalid for me, idk what that means or if it’s a me problem but figured i’d flag
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 12/07/2026
“i never see you at the club” well i never see you at the mysterious construction lot triangle
a large blue triangle in a field for some reason
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 09/07/2026
always fun to see 30 citations of your work in a complaint
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 04/07/2026
this is how your email finds me
a buffalo nibbling on the grass in a rich green field dotted with wildflowers; it’s shot on my fujifilm, so the image is kinda ethereal
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17/06/2026
i have been proven a doubting city slicker: gator delivered to bay no problem
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17/06/2026
i have received context: an 8 foot gator was found in the neighbor’s dog run this morning. the men of the neighborhood decided to take matters into their own hands and try to get it back into the bay
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17/06/2026
in case you’re wondering what my dad is up to in florida rn
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 14/06/2026
some photos from brooklyn
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 14/06/2026
the nypd has secured forma pasta factory
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 12/06/2026
doing a Reddit AMA at 1pm about our investigation into additives and contaminants! so uh, ask me anything* ! (*if you are mean to me i will cry) www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme...
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 11/06/2026
ok i will hand it to you this goes hard
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