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Pareto Optimizer

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Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.

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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 4h
We’re putting a moratorium on the word slop. Unless you eat it, it is no longer slop.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 5h
Someone should tell him how the navy would feel if San Diego got nuked.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 5h
I just mean he’ll run. This isn’t a prediction that he’ll win.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 5h
Movie star good looks and made Georgia Colorado? It’s an easy sell for at least a primary campaign.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 5h
Ossoff 2028, It’s Happening.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 5h
Looking like shit, sir!
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 7h
Taylor Sheridan will never be without work again.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe it was like the Paraguayan intelligence service and everyone’s more just confused than anything.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 7h
Lots of fun to speculate though. KSA? Mossad? Iran? China?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 7h
I have discovered Balatro and I think it may destroy my life.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 17h
Boone and Cashman have got to go.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 19h
Yankees should consider playing like the game matters.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 21h
The state is and always has been a project by which farmers create job security for themselves.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 23h
The worst form of Republican.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kansas is bleeding (GOP support).
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The second dumbest is term limits.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ballot props are the dumbest thing that median voters love.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing gives credibility like saying “we care about ethics, just not his ethics.”
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would call him the ur pedocon, but we all know that wouldn’t be true.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Casper David Friedrich did not die for this.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Political journalists openly admit that they’re in the tank for Trump because he jangles keys in front of them and Democrats make them read briefings about policies.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It rules that journalists are so innumerate that they cannot understand that filling a high school gym in a red area is unsurprising.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They should sign whatever succeeds USMCA there.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have recently discovered that I am one degree of separation from Ashley St. Clair and it has become an important life mission for me to bridge that gap and ask some questions.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With Popehat being away, I’m allowed to suggest that could, actually, be RICO.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was assured by some very reputable people on here that this wasn’t possible. Anyways, smart of Molly to make her victims handle all the transfers personally.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be clear, I don’t think we’re sweeping the reach states.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My general assumption is that we’re winning the Senate, the question is just whether it’s going to be 51 or more.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I’m committed to cutting calories, but here I am with a bacon, egg and cheese.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a good bit, I won’t lie.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One last reminder of how good Mr. Trump has made the economy before we head I to the election.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chatham, how could you be so certain about the future?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Guy who puts tallow on his toast” is probably an admin staffer at HHS right now.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holding the gun at my foot, ready to pull the trigger if they say no.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making an LLM “appear to work” through the easy shortcut of making it work, instead of the hard process of making it work.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I didn’t suffer a TBI, why does everything make it seem like I did?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn’t the politics of it, but the UK should be willing to pay any price to rejoin the single market. The medium- and long-term return would be enormous.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Make her read cue cards one last time.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Guys who torture small mammals for Vance/Schmitt” would be the most common button at the RNC.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good thing no one wants a home anyways.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sure people are being very Normal about this in the replies. I won’t be finding out though.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Talarico is great and all, but how does he have time to campaign when he’s texting me every five to ten minutes?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s bad that the most insecure men on earth currently occupy the roles of President, the DefSec and richest man alive.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham is obsessed with the manifesto nonsense. The Starmer manifesto was very bad, that’s part of why he’s gone!
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably some combination of low domestic growth and already exporting a ton(ne) of services.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Selzer moment.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I’m reminded how low UK salaries are, it’s crazy.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got that hunchback of Notre Dame looking developing. It takes billions of dollars to achieve that without surgery, you know.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Regarding a previous tweet of mine…
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