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Pareto Optimizer

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Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.

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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A cult classic just waiting to be made.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is great stuff. I want to see these.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For whatever reason, he absolutely loves this “I will murder you” aesthetic. Just look at his official portrait!
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I was going to read Erick Erickson until I found out he used Claude. Fucking hell.” is absolutely hilarious to me.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I was going to read Erick Erickson until I found out he used Claude. Fucking hell.” is absolutely hilarious to me.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everything is private equity. Whenever your favorite products get worse, that’s private equity and it’s okay to murder someone about it.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is Donald Trump even in this thing?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How I want to be described in my epitaph.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love Bluesky.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Coming to Bluesky to post this is just vice signaling.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m not even a little Polish though?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ah, I have found the poison pill in this plan.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Getting this as a push notification feels like a vibe shift.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I have to do an extra half hour of this dogshit Argentinian soccer, I’m going to lose my mind.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We should not nominate people credibly accused of sexual misconduct vs. something about newcomer essentialism.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This official Bluesky retweet is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me on here.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Germany almost certainly facing France in the round of 16 is going to be a can’t-miss.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Awesome stuff.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pick a story, grandpa.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lol, lmao
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
AFD I get, but SPD what are you doing?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fire? Ceased.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This isn’t cute. Oil traders only do this when they are in extreme distress.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
He’s literally doing the farce of this. Imagine telling someone twenty years ago that it could be worse.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Never forgive, never forget.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I BELIEVE
Madame Galactic President Abigail Spanberger
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Another good and painful one.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The boots on the ground we’re talking about.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hanging out with my friends at the opening the Hormuz party.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yes, but we also got this tweet out of it, so it seems like a good result.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This needs to be the daily experience on the front page of every news outlet.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Daylight savings time is fine, actually, and all of the alternatives require compromises that aren’t clearly going to result in a superior outcome.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Three airplanes?
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sorry, but I can only see one thing here.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I promise you, this is better than the alternative.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
???
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