Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 20h7yo is amazing at basketball and soccer despite her size, but she is amazing at hide and seek in part *because* of her size 030
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I started joining my kids when they were doing some drawing/painting and ended up making this drawing of my happy place 2310
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent some time painting with the kids this weekend, and 7yo made this, which she dubbed her “mousterpiece.” My work here is done 030
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sure, everyone’s gonna have their own specific gripe. So here’s mine: massive gaping hole that The Colbert Report is not on here. At peak, it was the funniest, most on point political satire of the century. Nonstop laugh out loud ripping of conservative media 461
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Saw this little dude on my run earlier. Either someone’s pet escaped, or I feel like I’m about to be chosen for a noble quest 150
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*Bond villain voice* And now, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dry. 020
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 20/08/20267yo saw this on the hotel wall and said “most people think they’re getting married but I think she’s pushing him into the lake,” so apologies/you’re welcome in advance to her future spouse 050
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Does the board respect me? Respect is a two-way street, Denise! 130
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Had about 10 to decide between, so I’m picking four I haven’t seen included yet 141
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Boss: I want you to add the steps to microwave this onto the packaging Employee: you got it Boss: And you definitely know what steps are, right? And you won’t just throw random information in the middle? Employee: absolutely 010
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Past me: I’ll just save up my ironing for months and then do it efficiently all at once while watching TV some night Current me, halfway through the bottomless pile of ironing: 020
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Mark it. Halloween display. July 26. We used to be a proper country 140
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can’t wait to show my 10yo that Mbappe just passed by while I was sitting at a traffic light 040
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’vvvve got a switcheroo movie idea! *muppets theme plays* 020
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Movie idea: the Muppets got to Norway, and Sam the Eagle falls into a magic fjord and comes out human… 010
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Grandpa, what was it like living in the Great Prediction Markets Era? 021
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 25/06/2026In a way, all of us has a missing giraffe to face. For some, shyness might be their missing giraffe. For others, a lack of education might be their missing giraffe... 050
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Uhhhh, quick question for the graphics department: which world do you think World Cup refers to? 1142
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Seeing the US Men’s 2026 World Cup jerseys for the first time 083
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 24/05/2026🎶 *plaintive guitar* There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to Heaven When she gets there, she knows 020
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Me reading the Father’s Day cards my kids made for me 041
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It kinda grows on you. To the point we made it out Trunk or Treat theme last year 000
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Weeping cherry, forsythia, lilacs (flowering soon), and vegetable garden (partially planted) 070
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Ah, spring. When the robins make their graceful return to the yard 020