Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I heard we were watching movies named for what day it is today 020
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 01/04/2025When someone asks about dating an ex of mine and I'm feeling charitable 010
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I dunno, I think I might assume this expires the day before 000
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 29/12/2024This cannot be the way I found out former president Jimmy Carter has died 010
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 06/10/2024 I was apparently user #1,086,202, and missing the first million will forever haunt me 140
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 12/10/2023IF ENOUGH PEOPLE DON'T SIGN UP FOR THE 11 AM PUB CRAWL THIS SATURDAY, I WILL EAT THE SUN www.etix.com/ticket/e/103... 000
Michael. You know, Michael. @parassect.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Hey all 4 people on Bluesky! If you're around the Texas Renaissance Festival, I'm the leader of their official pub crawl this year! www.texrenfest.com/things-to-do... 000