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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 15h
i hate dealing with computer illiterate people who have a smartphone
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know some cats are kind of grimy? like after you pet them your hand feels kind of grubby
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Celesse ✿ @celesse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omw back to spooky school 📚🧡 #art #cats
A warm drawing of a black cat wearing a witch hat and dressed in a coat and patchwork scarf. They sit atop an old-fashioned suitcase and hold a book and wand, with a stack of books beside them and a broom leaning against the case. Sunflowers and a signpost with a wagon symbol on it frame the background as they watch for their ride back to school.
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Vi🧛‍♀️cia @vivacia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@marthawells.com for sure 🤣
"ugh maybe should just change my pronouns"
even other nonbinary people won't use my preferred ones so what's the point"
"No.
it/its
pronouns are cool and you should keep them."
"MARTHA WELLS??????"
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm trying not to like too many of those trite cutesy comics about having anxiety or whatever because i don't want to reinforce my struggles but i still want to see cute cartoons
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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✦ @wuol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a myre from may that i forgot 2 post
digital drawing of a dragon swimming between the swaying stalks of a warmly lit kelp forest, her eyes are closed as she swims forward.
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love true damage... i love music verse... also i just think it's funny when an alternate universe canonically mentions characters like kassadin and thresh and they're just Some Guy
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Jumaralo @jumaralohexcore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Riot Games Music she says I owe her ramyeon for the rest of my life 😫 ︀︀ ︀︀TD fans this is for you. presave link in bio, catch the whole track on 10/8
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Spideraxe @spideraxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know My Name, the 2026 Worlds Anthem, is going to feature Soyeon as Akali, Coco Jones as Senna, Vic Mensa as Ekko, and Sofia Reyes as Qiyana
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know people are probably not solutions-oriented when they complain about bras being uncomfortable but i can't help but to plug r/abrathatfits. bras shouldn't hurt you!
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why would anyone buy high end foundations when you can get mixing pigments from LA Girl and make any drugstore formula match you perfectly
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
Soft toy cat
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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tucker @tuckeryart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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junesejar @junesejar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GILF black widow
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Haru Hamada 🛸 COSMANIA FM03 🛸 @haruhamada.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
two dork short kings!! 🤣
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yone titties out...
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
riot knows their audience
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
learning over and over that "treat others how you want to be treated" doesn't work if you're autistic and people will actually be put off by how you would like to be treated
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
all asians catching strays because the canadian asians are acting up :(
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
macklemore
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Greeniris_ @greeniris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh yearning. #xayah
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Foysten @foysten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rkgk #MadMoxxi #borderlands
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love the way rats are shaped... round... yet softly tapered
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how do you exercise and socialize without spending any money like every gym and studio has fees...
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you ever judge people for using capslock to capitalize letters instead of shift
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i wish there were glasses that were shaped more like goggles and distributed pressure evenly across the face instead of putting all the weight on the nose and ears
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being pigechu is suffering...
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ROTUND RAICHU #pokemon #pokemonart
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 19/08/2025
raichu bangin out the tunes (2024)
2024 limited color commission of a raichu playing a modular synth
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what the fuck is going on with heartsteel
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Xkov @cerberkeeper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i like long creatures but i'm scared of worms... 😰
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Long sea creatures
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i want a roommate :/
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i don't know how to explain to people why genAI is bad like i could say "it rots your brain and destroys the environment" but the problem is they fundamentally don't care about those things
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i just bought some off brand reedle shot and now i'm hearing it's bad for you smh
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i'm getting mad trying to match foundation because my face is a different color than my neck
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sometimes i see people say there aren't many asexual characters in media and i'm like "what do you mean, there are lots of asexual characters" but then i remember that somehow by coincidence i watched/played all the media with the few asexual characters that exist. i'm like asexual georg
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'm going to start a new yesstyle order because i have no control over my life anymore
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i know language usage evolves and stuff but i have to annoyingly prescriptivist when i see people using 4chan and alt right speak. like do you know where those words you're using come from
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's never too late to stop using AI. It doesn't matter what you're using it for, however much you're relying on it, you can stop. There's nothing it does that can't be replaced by other, better methods. You can always learn new skills, it's never too late.
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cal 🐣 @parasoldays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
even seeing tidbits of seraphine balancing issues spikes my stress levels because there's always the implication of blaming the girls and gays for playing her support instead of the chad apc/mid
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🦇 international bat night 🍋
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