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parasite 🩸💉 he/it 💢 never posts his fucking art ❌ adult (20+) 🔞 i rebleat fetish content! ❤ IC: xxacidnekoxx

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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 12/11/2025
please never forget that fictional characters are not real. pls do not forget that the entire reason they exist, their sole purpose, is to have feelings and desires projected onto them by living people. please do not scold others for the misguided empathy ur giving to a figment instead of a person
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angxl @angxlmeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Do I seem guilty to you?
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angxl @angxlmeat.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I have every single paraphilia in the world and if i don't have the one in ur dni IM WORKING ON MYSELF TO GET IT 💪💥‼️‼️‼️
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 10/10/2025
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
this guy
Banded Linsang
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Felicity 🪶 @trashyot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
if we were in the good timeline we'd have hrt for growing weird prehensile tails by now
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 02/10/2025
reading the waffles discourse with only this image as context
some sort of dog type thing holding a waffle shaped like a penis and saying "ah luv u cockwaffle~" and then biting it and saying "gllk?!" and then realizing it's cumming syrup and saying "syrup?" with a little heart coming out of the weirdly masochistic penis waffle

I cannot believe I had to alttext the cockwaffle but such is life in 2025
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
absolutely maddening that every social media is run by some shitlib tech ceo weirdo who cannot stand the idea of my identity or my existence. catch me on fucking carrier pigeon at this point!!!! god damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
unusual methods
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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
[ vore (soft, oral, implied fatal) ] struggled with this one a fair bit, but worked it out in the end 💚
vurren is in its house when its rotary phone rings.

"oh! phone's ringing!"

it picks it up and cheerfully goes "hiii this is the krelborn residence!"

the caller replies "HEY THERE, KRELBORN... WHAT A SWEET SOUNDING VOICE~", leaving vurren confused.

on the other end is audrey ii, twirling a phone cord in her vine and smirking.

"uh... who is this?"

"OH PARDON ME~ I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOU'D DRAW A PORTRAIT FOR ME"

"oh!! depends on what it is, I've been a little busy recently"

"YEAH, I GETCHA. YOU KNOW THAT STRANGE AND INTERESTING PLANT FROM MUSHNIK'S? THE "AUDREY II"

vurren immediately stops what it's doing, grabbing it's bag and shoving art supplies in it

"Y'STILL THERE?"

"yeah!! sorry, I'm getting some supplies ready. can I come immediately?"

"THAT'D BE PERFECT~"

twoey hungrily licked her lips, idly playing with the phone cord

 "ah ok!! you don't know how excited I am to see the audrey ii up close"

"OH REALLY~? IN MY OPINION, YOURE IN FOR A REAL TREAT"

"yeah!! I'll be right there"

"SEEYA REAL SOON~"

time passes and vurren enters the flower shop, which is empty save for the idle audrey ii in the corner. it walks inside, looking around.

"um, hello...? anyone around? I hope I didn't get prank called..."

it turns so that its back is facing twoey, putting two fingers to its chin in thought. the plant slowly turns her pod to face forward, grinning

"man, I was really excited to do this job, too"

"HEYA, SHRIMP"

"GWAH??" 

vurr, spooked, jumps and starts walking backwards. it looks around everywhere except where twoey is and doesn't see anyone in the shop

"w-whoa... who was that?? can you come out??"

"LOOK UP"

"up? wh—"shock colors the human's face as it turns its head all the way up, face-to-face with hungry jaws opening wide. they immediately snap it up, it's legs kicking and dangling as twoey lifts her head up and unceremoniously swallows. from inside the plant, vurr yells out muffled, pointless protesting"AHHHH~" twoey purrs, feeling the bulk of the human move down her throat with a vine. "PLEASURE MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, 'KRELBORN'"

vurr begins to churn away in twoey's gut, upside down and trying to find its footing. it's dazed and confused, unsure what to make of what just happened

"I DO LOVE DELIVERY," twoey taunts. "I WONDER WHAT WHAT POOR SAP'S NAME IS IN THE PHONEBOOK AFTER YOURS~"
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real parasite @parasiteoncomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
immediately i need to make an alt for spam... i'll do it later
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a NO CONTRACT?🚫☕!! BOYCOTT ⭐💵 @amiserablerabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
That's when it gets flagged for manual review and someone decides that one character making any of these faces: 🥴😖😣😵‍💫 Is clearly not Enthusiasticly Consenting Enough to being drawn like that.
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
JUST FUCKING BAN NAZIS AND LEAVE THE FICTIONAL ART AND KINKS ALONE. IT. CAN. NOT. BE. THAT. HARD.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 21/09/2025
Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
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🔞 Callipygous Licorne @miorjah.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Remy 🌴 @remywolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
somerandompawcontent.jpg
the paws, the beans
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🦋 June Strings 🪞🫀 @junestrings.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ニャオハと遊ぶ
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Bubblepuppers (Bloom Bubblegum) @bubblepuppers.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
One of my favorite childhood memories and one of the things I miss the most, it’s that when the summer was about to end, my hometown always got swarmed my grasshoppers, like every walkway was full of them crawling and jumping around. It was super cool, even if they puked on you sometimes… xP
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Vivian Aladren @valadren.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
And as I said yesterday, disgust cannot be the measure we use to censor the internet.
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Vivian Aladren @valadren.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Personal taste is irrelevant in this conversation too. The moment we make this about personal taste in what art you want to not exist, the whole ecosystem will collapse.
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Vivian Aladren @valadren.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It’s such a publicly dicey conversation to have because social media has for years been turning so many of us into cops. Everyone is on the lookout for the next bad person to obliterate online, so any hint of something unpleasant is blood in the water. That’s not a healthy community imo.
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✦. @beastbait.art · 25/08/2025
I swear people will look at deep, systemic issues other folks face and expect them to DIY girlboss out of them and if you don’t you’re seen as not capable enough to solve their simple equation.
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ENDOANARCHY ΘΔ @endoanarchy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
There are literally hundreds of thousands of drugs in the world and you're telling me that they're all harmful unless the USA makes money off of it or if someone with a degree tells you that you can use it? Seriously?
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 23/08/2025
sry babe i know ur sexy & have a 6 figure salary & everything, but i have to break it off. its just…you dont really have a richly developed internal fantasy world which youre perpetually preoccupied with to the point of crippling obsession? sooo yea i just dont think its gonna work out between us :/
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Uncollared Disperser @goopypanther.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You okay babe? Your claws have barely lengthened and you haven't thrashed in agony as your face extends into a muzzle
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lillyrose🔞 @fluffliestclouds.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
computer doggy
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 18/08/2025
one of the worst things to happen in the transition from the 2010s to the 2020s was that people stopped using image macros of p*dobear to harass & accuse one other of sexual misconduct & started using photos of jeffery epstein’s face instead. i never thought id say “i miss ped*bear” but here we are
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🥀 BUNNICULA ⛈️🦇🥀 @rosenlynx.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the entire point of furry is wanting to fuck Mufasa lion king
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FR4NKIE🐾FUNHOU5E @fr4nkie.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
november/december 2024 (1/2)
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Ensign Ro(wan) @rowanchurch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
When these fuckers talk about porn they also mean that sweet conversation about polyamory in your story, the cute flirting between two gay characters in your story, the mere existence of transness in your story. Your story will not be exempt. Be aware now. Be ready to push back now.
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🧸PlushBunny🐇 ΘΔ 🪼 @redburrowrights.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This is the shit that killed Twitter, that's killing platforms like tumbr. You made a community by letting it be open and free, it was safe for nsfw artists and sex workers. But sure, cater to puritans and tuck your tails.
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RoeTheSalmon, ADHD fish now on SubscribeStar! @roethesalmon.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
For the record I'm Cis-Male myself, but the point stands: NSFW spaces and art are important. These aren't just pieces of art made to cater to sexual desires, they're often also personally important pieces of someone else's journey. You can learn a lot about who you are through kink and NSFW.
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✦. @beastbait.art · 18/08/2025
The more noise you make. The safer they feel making that jump. It was the freaks that caught me, it’ll be the freaks that catch you.
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 22/06/2025
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 09/08/2025
sometimes i want to scream and punch everything and freak out!! but then i never do because im a good girl :/
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
straight feet stuff :3
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Elzie Ruru 🗝️🩸✨ @lepuszeppelin.itch.io · 05/08/2025
=the angels ain't worried about which version of god you worship or what your favorite book is. nothing written upon this earth has the authority of the entire realities.=
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⏰ @clockstops3am.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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🦋 June Strings 🪞🫀 @junestrings.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
and if you collect them ALL??? baby you got a wife
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✦. @beastbait.art · 29/07/2025
I feel the furry fandom has a lot of apologizing to do when it comes to their nsfw/kink artists. Those folks have been saying this shit about expression and censorship for years while getting doxxed and smeared and kicked out of support circles all the while.
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Boo @ghirga.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
share this ferret for no reason
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holly “thwok” pine @shockpine.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 28/07/2025
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