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Lauren Salerno

@paranormalauren.bsky.social
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Chicana and Chingona. I have five Sagittarius placements, so...that's why. I talk about Star Wars, books, and feminism a lot, however, I do contain multitudes.

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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Babe, wake up. It’s time to get your greenie.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
When you touch one button and your whole website crumbles 
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The kids are alright.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Wrote about “Of Monsters and Mainframes” and “Someone You Can Build a Nest In” on the blog today! Also…the bookshop is manifesting this Saturday, August 16 at the Queer Mercado. 🤘🏽 undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...
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Monsters With a Side of Romance - The Undead Bookshop
The Undead Bookshop is getting ready for our next pop-up. This Saturday, August 16, 2025, we’ll be manifesting at the Queer Mercado in the East L.A. Civic Center. Head over to our event page to see mo...
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Like....what???? 🤔
Photo is a screenshot from the Square Dashboard showing the title "Across A Field of Starlight" by Blue Delliquanti. The AI-generated description for the book reads:

""Across a Field of Starlight" by Blue Delliquanti is a captivating book that takes readers on a journey through a mesmerizing world. This paperback edition is perfect for those who enjoy immersive storytelling and beautiful prose. Dive into the pages of this enchanting novel and get lost in a field of starlight."

Word salad.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I'm entering all the books I have for my market this week and when I put in the ISBN, a description is auto-generated. The AI has not been right once. It's like a HS book report where the student didn't read the book and then tries to say the same sentence in different ways to hit word count. YIKES.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The overwhelming feeling for today is anger. I’m angry that not a damn thing I learned about the American dream turned out to be true. That in just a few short years, a few people could tear it all down. I’m not sure what we’re even left with.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold! The first shipment of books! The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I need everyone to stop everything and watch “I’m Your Venus” on Netflix. I love how thoughtful and considerate the makers were while telling the story of Venus Xtravaganza and the love given to her during and after her life. A wonderful follow up to the queer classic “Paris is Burning”.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Why is the Democrat call-to-action to…give money to the Democratic Party? What do you meeeeean??? That’s why nobody likes y’all anymore!
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Icon.
Contestant on The Snake, Kethryn, wearing a white shirt with “Hot Girls Read Smut” printed in pink letters on the front.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
One day, I'm just gonna add a little sundew to my cart and I'm going to purchase that weird little bug-eating baby.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Why hasn’t Rupaul’s Drag Race done a Night of 1,000 Divines???? Seems like a miss.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Why didn’t I know Wonder Woman was RAZA???
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I don’t keep what I say to places like Blusky. My ovaries are so big, I say what I have to say with my whole chest on FB where all my conservative relatives can see.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The Los Angeles Police Department has stated that demonstrations in the city have remained peaceful. Let that sink in.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
ICE is detaining people in LA in a basement with no beds, no air, no light and not enough food and water. These are crimes.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 07/06/2025
When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Already seeing some Narkina prisoners in this Paley Andor event!
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Protect the dolls. Cherish the dolls.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The overwhelming caucasity of announcing a pregnancy by baking a USED peestick into a cake. Another reminder that one simply cannot eat out of everybody’s house. #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Mo Moshaty @momoshaty.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Today is the last day we’re accepting submissions for #NightTideMag’s first online symposium, The Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming. Looking for papers on psychological, folk, cosmic and body horror. Submission details below!! 👻📽️ nighttidemag.com/2025/02/16/m...
A dark, eerie promotional image featuring a veiled figure wrapped in red fabric with the text “Meeting of the Morbid Minds” and “The Horror of Becoming.” Event dates are October 4th–5th, 2025. NightTide logo with anatomical heart appears in the corner.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’m excited about ALL of this. Docking Bay 7 Dining Package.
Plate of food at Disneyland in a bento box configuration. Items on plate include cheeseburger croquettes, a taco, a hummus and cheese selection and two cream puffs.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Cassian watering his little plantitas before going on a mission has me emotional.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ALL I DO IS CRY ABOUT STAR WARS!!! 😭😭😭😭
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My dog doesn’t even pay rent!
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ACLU @aclu.org · 10/05/2025
Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
Two woman walking and embracing each other in front of an ICE detention center. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress and heels. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. Members of the press are in the background.Two women standing, smiling, and embracing each other with grass, water, and the sky in the background. The woman on the left is wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. The woman on the right is wearing a black dress.Two woman stand next to each other and hold onto one another. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. In the background is the fence of an ICE detention center.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is what I’m talking about.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Carla Hayden was an EXCELLENT choice to serve as Librarian of Congress and brought positive attention to our country’s cultural legacy which resides there at the LOC. Before that, she was an excellent public librarian who understood exactly what libraries mean to their communities.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Girl math: I got about 20 skeins of yarn and 6 pillow forms at Joann. But everything was 60% off. That means, I bought pillows and all the yarn was free.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Watch me transcribe Mon Mothma’s speech bar for bar and post it up on telephone polls.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yep. Secret Cargo (Rebels, S3E18) hit the spot after the latest release of #Andor.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Crying watching Andor makes me want to comfort watch Rebels. 😭
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Neti pot is really THAT GIRL. I’m being held together by Mucinex and saline nasal rinses.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Imagine being 81 years old and still being able to body a red carpet like this with everyone calling out your name? So fierce. #metgala2025
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sad to be missing so many fun things because I’ve been sickies all week. Staying inside and working on this rad purse for a friend. MTFBWY!
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just a sweet lil dog with pup cup face to bless your timeline.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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a poster for the acolyte star wars movie on disney plus
ALT: a poster for the acolyte star wars movie on disney plus
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I fucking LIIIIIIVE. These divas!!!!
Photo of screen from the tv show, Andor. A fictional day time talk show is playing on a tv featuring two very campy femme talk show hosts.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Literally me and @mikesalerno.bsky.social
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There are times when I can hear that my dog is probably doing something bad and I simply have to decide if I want to deal with it now or later. Currently, I think my yarn is being attacked.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Forbidden pan dulce.
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Crying in the club, listening to Cassian say, "You have become more than your fear." 😭
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Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Welp...just watched Tanner (Love on the Spectrum) meet Jack Black. That's it! Got enough serotonin to carry me through the rest of the month.
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