Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Babe, wake up. It’s time to get your greenie. 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 21/08/2025When you touch one button and your whole website crumbles  000
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly. 030
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Wrote about “Of Monsters and Mainframes” and “Someone You Can Build a Nest In” on the blog today! Also…the bookshop is manifesting this Saturday, August 16 at the Queer Mercado. 🤘🏽 undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...undeadbookshop.comMonsters With a Side of Romance - The Undead BookshopThe Undead Bookshop is getting ready for our next pop-up. This Saturday, August 16, 2025, we’ll be manifesting at the Queer Mercado in the East L.A. Civic Center. Head over to our event page to see mo... 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I'm entering all the books I have for my market this week and when I put in the ISBN, a description is auto-generated. The AI has not been right once. It's like a HS book report where the student didn't read the book and then tries to say the same sentence in different ways to hit word count. YIKES. 000
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The overwhelming feeling for today is anger. I’m angry that not a damn thing I learned about the American dream turned out to be true. That in just a few short years, a few people could tear it all down. I’m not sure what we’re even left with. 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold! The first shipment of books! The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈 020
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I need everyone to stop everything and watch “I’m Your Venus” on Netflix. I love how thoughtful and considerate the makers were while telling the story of Venus Xtravaganza and the love given to her during and after her life. A wonderful follow up to the queer classic “Paris is Burning”. 040
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Why is the Democrat call-to-action to…give money to the Democratic Party? What do you meeeeean??? That’s why nobody likes y’all anymore! 030
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 22/06/2025One day, I'm just gonna add a little sundew to my cart and I'm going to purchase that weird little bug-eating baby. 030
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Why hasn’t Rupaul’s Drag Race done a Night of 1,000 Divines???? Seems like a miss. 030
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better. 050
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Why didn’t I know Wonder Woman was RAZA??? 000
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I don’t keep what I say to places like Blusky. My ovaries are so big, I say what I have to say with my whole chest on FB where all my conservative relatives can see. 000
Reposted by Lauren SalernoKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying. 29244665514428
Reposted by Lauren SalernoAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The Los Angeles Police Department has stated that demonstrations in the city have remained peaceful. Let that sink in. 410283867232
Reposted by Lauren SalernoLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/06/2025ICE is detaining people in LA in a basement with no beds, no air, no light and not enough food and water. These are crimes. 20961962683
Reposted by Lauren SalernoSEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 07/06/2025When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families. 9351611367
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰 0270
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Already seeing some Narkina prisoners in this Paley Andor event! 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The overwhelming caucasity of announcing a pregnancy by baking a USED peestick into a cake. Another reminder that one simply cannot eat out of everybody’s house. #secretlivesofmormonwives 130
Reposted by Lauren SalernoMo Moshaty @momoshaty.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Today is the last day we’re accepting submissions for #NightTideMag’s first online symposium, The Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming. Looking for papers on psychological, folk, cosmic and body horror. Submission details below!! 👻📽️ nighttidemag.com/2025/02/16/m... 074
Reposted by Lauren SalernoJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss 944735559
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I’m excited about ALL of this. Docking Bay 7 Dining Package. 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Cassian watering his little plantitas before going on a mission has me emotional. 020
Reposted by Lauren SalernoACLU @aclu.org · 10/05/2025Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro 537310075559
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Carla Hayden was an EXCELLENT choice to serve as Librarian of Congress and brought positive attention to our country’s cultural legacy which resides there at the LOC. Before that, she was an excellent public librarian who understood exactly what libraries mean to their communities. 1297
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Girl math: I got about 20 skeins of yarn and 6 pillow forms at Joann. But everything was 60% off. That means, I bought pillows and all the yarn was free. 040
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Watch me transcribe Mon Mothma’s speech bar for bar and post it up on telephone polls. 000
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Yep. Secret Cargo (Rebels, S3E18) hit the spot after the latest release of #Andor. 000
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Crying watching Andor makes me want to comfort watch Rebels. 😭 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Neti pot is really THAT GIRL. I’m being held together by Mucinex and saline nasal rinses. 020
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Imagine being 81 years old and still being able to body a red carpet like this with everyone calling out your name? So fierce. #metgala2025 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Sad to be missing so many fun things because I’ve been sickies all week. Staying inside and working on this rad purse for a friend. MTFBWY! 020
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Just a sweet lil dog with pup cup face to bless your timeline. 071
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 01/05/2025media.tenor.coma poster for the acolyte star wars movie on disney plusALT: a poster for the acolyte star wars movie on disney plus 020
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Literally me and @mikesalerno.bsky.social 030
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025There are times when I can hear that my dog is probably doing something bad and I simply have to decide if I want to deal with it now or later. Currently, I think my yarn is being attacked. 010
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Crying in the club, listening to Cassian say, "You have become more than your fear." 😭 020
Lauren Salerno @paranormalauren.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Welp...just watched Tanner (Love on the Spectrum) meet Jack Black. That's it! Got enough serotonin to carry me through the rest of the month. 010