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ams @parakeet.work · 2h
i want them to do a fun disc set!
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ams @parakeet.work · 6h
lol what
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ams @parakeet.work · 7h
having fun with rubinite
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ams @parakeet.work · 7h
misato...i cannae get in the robit
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ams @parakeet.work · 11h
opending adobe reader gives me like four separate prompts to summarize a document with AI
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ams @parakeet.work · 12h
i have no special knowledge really i just try to show up
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ams @parakeet.work · 30/09/2026
communicating with the homies via soundex
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ams @parakeet.work · 30/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM9F...
youtube.com
John Prine - "Please Don't Bury Me"
YouTube video by John Prine
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
ah, to have a colossal, "we need to talk to the pediatrician" level tantrum at the first social event ive tried in weeks
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
had peanut butter the other day after ~3 years of sun butter. i've changed i think
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
vague uneasy feeling about being tasked to give folks tanf forms en español when i am not fluent
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
and once more we came out and saw the stars (friday beer and the river cassette i fixed)
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
hey this thing loses $9 for every $1 you give it and i, the guy selling it to you, think it's like 1 in 10 it kills us all. can i have $2 trillion dollars?
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
following a program on youtube and trainer keeps mentioning preworkout. don't know if slamming 300mg of caffeine before the gym is for me
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ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026
sal chi papa ✍️
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
Rei holding a bag of juicy cheeseburgers
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
two truths (adam scott was right that cadillac ranch sucks, cadillac ranch *fucking rips*)
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
saved a cassette from the landfill by doing a pressure pad replacement
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
(getting teary about "like me and you" after weeks of "open shut them")
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
raffi is beyond refreshing after what seems like months of the artist super simple songs
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
i miss philly
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
finding my appropriate edge at culture base camp or culture trailhead
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
pervasive blah about mandatory in person "culture summit"
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
thats nuts. i also took on diesel back in montauk yesterday
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
a while ago i realized dem consultancy brain is 4-8 years lagged wrt "winning strategy"
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
backrooms rewatch: first watch benefitted immensely from me being 1 of 2 people in the theater
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
hey boss. finished up the fiberglass lion for the mini golf place. i thought making him buff would deepen the sense of ennui you said you wanted
a fiberglass lion at a mini golf course
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ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026
oh this tea has skullcap? like it's the edge in 2000?
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
This account is sending automatic replies: そうですか?
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
challenger hellcat with asuka langley wrap
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
was there similar discourse when "bloodbuzz ohio" spent all those weeks at #1
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
currently in the phase of 1 nap where first leg of the day to 1pm is Ruff but then 230-8 is bonus cruisin'
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
disney kids show in the vein of spidey or iron man but for the seven capital cities of heaven characters
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What some folks really mean when they claim not to listen to punishing but unapologetically catchy melodic death metal
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
i work at the little CIA library from three days of the condor. robert redford hands me a deli receipt with "ICED COFFEE...CHOOSING TEXAS...YEMEN" written on it
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
twosing chexes
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
a friend got us pokemon children's books in hiragana. mimikyu features heavily in the one m favors
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
the one friend who is laden with metaphor
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
the ai guys are "ghiblified" in that they all wear huge white bloomer diapers
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
"protein rotini" is leaving money on the table imo
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
ponyo being well received. tina fey did well with the dub imo
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
(buddy holly) every day / shit just keeps happening
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
one salad / one french fry / one beer
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ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026
the transall saga
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ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026
in an alternate life i think i would've done ok in new york city
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ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026
🥱: sex on the beach 🤗: lust on the quay
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Demon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I may be old, but I'm not frail!
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ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026
least favorite work trips should be cancelled, due to Nor'easter. also packing always sucks. you got this though
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ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026
in college the way it seemed frisbee tournaments provided food was "trash bag of bagels"
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ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026
been putting a lot of mileage on that wild pink album. i like it
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