ams @parakeet.work · 11hopending adobe reader gives me like four separate prompts to summarize a document with AI 020
ams @parakeet.work · 30/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM9F...youtube.comJohn Prine - "Please Don't Bury Me"YouTube video by John Prine 000
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026ah, to have a colossal, "we need to talk to the pediatrician" level tantrum at the first social event ive tried in weeks 010
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026had peanut butter the other day after ~3 years of sun butter. i've changed i think 020
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026vague uneasy feeling about being tasked to give folks tanf forms en español when i am not fluent 010
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026and once more we came out and saw the stars (friday beer and the river cassette i fixed) 120
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026hey this thing loses $9 for every $1 you give it and i, the guy selling it to you, think it's like 1 in 10 it kills us all. can i have $2 trillion dollars? 0122
ams @parakeet.work · 29/09/2026following a program on youtube and trainer keeps mentioning preworkout. don't know if slamming 300mg of caffeine before the gym is for me 010
Reposted by amsEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Evangelion McDonald's Commercial 211637
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026two truths (adam scott was right that cadillac ranch sucks, cadillac ranch *fucking rips*) 000
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026saved a cassette from the landfill by doing a pressure pad replacement 100
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026(getting teary about "like me and you" after weeks of "open shut them") 000
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026raffi is beyond refreshing after what seems like months of the artist super simple songs 110
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026finding my appropriate edge at culture base camp or culture trailhead 010
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026a while ago i realized dem consultancy brain is 4-8 years lagged wrt "winning strategy" 000
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026backrooms rewatch: first watch benefitted immensely from me being 1 of 2 people in the theater 000
ams @parakeet.work · 28/09/2026hey boss. finished up the fiberglass lion for the mini golf place. i thought making him buff would deepen the sense of ennui you said you wanted 010
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026was there similar discourse when "bloodbuzz ohio" spent all those weeks at #1 010
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026currently in the phase of 1 nap where first leg of the day to 1pm is Ruff but then 230-8 is bonus cruisin' 010
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026disney kids show in the vein of spidey or iron man but for the seven capital cities of heaven characters 010
Reposted by amsAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What some folks really mean when they claim not to listen to punishing but unapologetically catchy melodic death metal 0212
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026i work at the little CIA library from three days of the condor. robert redford hands me a deli receipt with "ICED COFFEE...CHOOSING TEXAS...YEMEN" written on it 020
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026a friend got us pokemon children's books in hiragana. mimikyu features heavily in the one m favors 030
ams @parakeet.work · 27/09/2026the ai guys are "ghiblified" in that they all wear huge white bloomer diapers 010
Reposted by amsDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I may be old, but I'm not frail! 1124
ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026least favorite work trips should be cancelled, due to Nor'easter. also packing always sucks. you got this though 000
ams @parakeet.work · 26/09/2026in college the way it seemed frisbee tournaments provided food was "trash bag of bagels" 010