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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I only want to do one thing with a time machine, and it's to give Parafilm to the ancient Egyptians. I think they would truly appreciate long sheets of water-proof material that you wrap things in.

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The most accursed Parafilm fact is that the M on the box is almost identical to one written in bold italicised Comic Sans

A box of Parafilm viewed directly from the side next to a blod italicised M in Comic Sans in the same blue colour as the M on the box. They are scarily similar

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

To celebrate pride month, your queer lab mates now have dibs on the Parafilm

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Personally, I feel like it's less that Parafilm isn't dishwasher safe, and more that dishwashers aren't Parafilm safe

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

How I wish you and your emails would find me:

A drawn schematic of an experimental setup involving a fish in a tank with multiple in and outlets and tubes. The fish only just fits inside the tank. The fish is labelled Me, while a funnel in the setup leading directly to the fish is labelled as Parafilm

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Parafilm lifehack! Use Parafilm to keep your oven-baked chicken moist!

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

In an unpredictable economy, there is one line that will always go up!

Stonks meme. The guy in the suit has had his head replaced with a box of Parafilm. Stonks has been replaced with længhts

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Family enjoying a picnic on a blanket made of flesh, unknown artist, c. 1990 (colorized)

Three different sizes of boxes of Parafilm, a beaker, and two flasks on a rolled out extra wide roll of Parafilm. The roll can be seen the background and the boxes have Parafilm sticking out of them. The beaker and flasks are sealed with parafilm and has bright red liquid in them. One of the flasks is knocked over to show that the Parafilm keeps the liquid contained.

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Fun fact! Did you know you? The phrase "wrapping up" comes from the tradition of wrapping your plates in Parafilm to keep them moist before leaving the lab for the day! Follow for more untrue Parafilm facts!

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Look, all I want to do is go back in time and show Zeno of Elea Parafilm. I think he would have some interesting thoughts on a neverending object. Buuuut no, I'm not allowed to use the time machine because "the high risk of paradoxes", as if that isn't exactly what that dude was all about 🙄

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

No, they are related families. Their long-tingolytic activity is the ancestral condition. In Parafilmases the sharpness motif was duplicated and specialised

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Hey, are you really old? Then you might remember that time the governor of Wisconsin wanted to make Parafilm exclusive to the state's farmers, because Wisconsin is a parody of itself when it comes to cheese

Scan of typewritten document. The texts reads:
"New Products and International Markets:

During the Depression the Marathon Company continued to carry on
research to improve existing products and, hopefully, to find new ones.
By 1936 the company had begun production of parafilm, a rubber-coated cellophane wrapping paper for cheese. Governor Philip La Follette in 1936 wanted the State Department of Agriculture to buy the patent rights and thus give Wisconsin farmers sole access to the parafilm. The signing of a contract with the Borden Company in 1936 cancelled the Governor’s plan. By March of 1937 there were sixty-eight applications from foreign agents for parafilm rights outside the United States."

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Ah, while those do have Parafilmolytic activity and are related to them, they aren't true Parafilmases, but non-specific long-thingases

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Irregular reminder that the p in p-value is short for Parafilm

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Did you know Parafilm also comes in flattened Grimace?

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

And it was originally invented for wrapping cheese

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parafilm is cool dot com @parafilmm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

You: please act normal, you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: Parafilm is a semi-transparent, flexible film composed of a blend of waxes and polyolefins. It is a non-toxic, tasteless, odorless, and self-sealing thermoplastic, which can be stretched up to 200%

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