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Rex Paradise

@paradiserex.bsky.social
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By playing "trust fall" with my 8 month old daughter, I have accidentally pavlov'd her into thinking she can fall backwards with no consequences any time daddy is nearby. It's really starting to test these new dad reflexes. Maybe she is the one training me...
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kiwi got a haircut and she is so cutieful and you are all mad jelly that she's my WIFE,, i am MARRIED to THE ceilingkiwi
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tastes like bean
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
SUCCESS!!
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
first i fuck my wife. then i make a third attempt at homemade soy yogurt.
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2nd attempt failed....... I WONT GIVE UP
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1st attempt failed ):
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
clocked in to the kick my ass factory and you will never guess what they did to me
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
gonna start getting into real niche, nutty shit. like making my own soy yogurt. dont tell me wife
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choo @choodraws.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
blacksky eye 👁️ #bloodborne
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vex three jackdaws @3jackdaws.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it would be more thematic to take him out the back old yeller style but your heart isn't in it anymore
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
so proud of kiwi for getting back into writing. we often joke that when we started dating we "got actual lives" and that's why we stopped writing fanfiction. which is fair but. what's a life without creative passion? we are spiritually meant to be writers. maybe we can return there together.
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vex three jackdaws @3jackdaws.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
read kwii's fic now
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🔞 Aislin🧜‍♀️ 🔞 - comms open! @ais4horn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
rocky fix #projecthailmary #phm #grocky #gracerocky
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Kiwi 🥝 @ceilingkiwi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/87273751
archiveofourown.org
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B. Hart 🔪 (Writing a 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Frankenstein Retelling) @bhartwrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Why do I ache for some vital limb you did not attach? Tell me, Viktor. What mistake did you make when you made me a woman?” 𝐎𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦 Gay/Trans Frankenstein Retelling (Querying this autumn) Art by the very talented @semaalo.bsky.social 🖤
This is a commissioned piece of art for a trans/gay Frankenstein retelling. Viktor Frankenstein is sewing together his creation with red thread. The monster is unmaking himself by pulling out the thread at his breasts to un-do Viktor's changes.

The monster is laying on the table and there's a circle around it, with two hands reaching out to mimic the creation of Adam. Flowers are at the top, weeds and science equipment at the bottom. White text at the top is part of a quote from the novel: I am not your bride, I ought to be Thy Adam"
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kiwi is writing a project hail mary fic and there's a couple of background lines about them playing Minecraft and NOW I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT SO BAD i want to play with rocky 🥺
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wizard 🔞🤼🏻‍♂️🫃🏻 | working on comm queue! @wizardpregnant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🌎commission☀️ for the lovely @andromedaprime.bsky.social !!! grace pregnant with stratts baby<3 based on their fic 'time after time' ➡️ archiveofourown.org/works/85423216 [ #phm | #art | #mpreg | #tmpreg | #strattland ]
ryland grace heavily pregnant, leaning back against eva stratt who is holding up his belly. he is wearing a shirt that reads "incubating my most important experiment" with an arrow to his stomach. hes saying "careful, she was trying for the football team earlier". both and blushing and look happy.
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MomosquiToes @momosquitoes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
his whole world got rocked.. (haha) #phm #grockadrian #rylandgrace #rockyphm #adrianphm
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The silliest drow @echoclouds.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I wonder what was going through Stratt's head as she watched the launch #projecthailmary #phm #evastratt
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harvocel @harvocel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
take care #projecthailmary
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skim/andras ⑂ comms open @skiimble.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
heard about this guy we're all headcanoning as aroace. say less #projecthailmary #rylandgrace
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Emenems ⚡️ @scaredsacred.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
study,, #phm #projecthailmary
a drawing study of grace pressed against the console during time go fishing. a lens flare shaped like rocky’s mate mark flashes across his ring finger
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i desperately want to impregnate ryland grace
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Oh frick, it’s Vic! @tidewalker-art.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
At the beach, in every life #projecthailmary
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Vic 🇨🇦 @incaseyouart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
he's on his way home 😌 #projecthailmary #phm #rylandgrace
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kilgarra @kilgarra.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
searching for a memory #projecthailmary
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
but also im watching a youtube video of a guy absolutely dunking on detroit become human and. you know. i once had a big, big guy that i made suffer in my head. those were good times, right guys?
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
project hail mary was really good. love having a new lil guy in my head to torture
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NukeRooster @nukerooster.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
An old favorite #pokemon #houndoom
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ate Tikka masala for the first time and it's got more flavor than my white boy tongue has ever perceived but also I think I'm gonna die
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
earlier today was in a different room and heard kiwi say from the nursery across the hall "oh BIG poops" and then about twenty seconds later "OH NO"
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh also I'm a dad now, it's great, she's my little poop machine and she's so so so cute
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
every single doctor, every time, very responsibly: so what are your plans to prevent pregnancy in the near future after giving birth? kiwi, every time: infertility? we have both medical and *social* infertility. every single doctor, every time: well you never know, sperm finds a way, be careful!
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Prompt(ly hustling) @promptlygoing.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
UPDATE, THE BABY HAS ARRIVED AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL 😭💕🥺✨️
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Fuss @fusspot.rip · 12/11/2025
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam
A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle.

She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her.

Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths.

Is next time now.

Did you remember to invite Pam?"
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Happy birthday, Pam!
Drawing of The Final Pam, from Monster Factory (by way of Fallout 4). Pam is a woman with abnormally strong cheekbones and jaw, acne, and a dark retro bob hairstyle. She is wearing a fancy red dress with a fur collar. She is riding a large German Shepherd dog and pointing forwards like a cavalry general. She is holding a coffee canister. A giant roach flies nearby. A small human man sits on the dog's head. All of these are references to the popular Monster Factory episode that spawned her.
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felix:) @saintjarna.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
good luck, stay safe #mgs #otasune
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TariToons @taritoons.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Part two of "Would you fuck my clone?" #mgs #metalgearsolid #otasune #artistsofbluesky
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TariToons @taritoons.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
"Would you f*ck my clone?" In collaboration with the wonderful markingatlightspeed over on tumblr. #mgs #otasune #comic #artistsofbluesky
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Bidonica @bidonica.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Never tell your weeb boyfriend you know six languages including Japanese #mgs #otasune #snotacon 2/?
Otacon showing Snake a manga in the original language

Otacon: HEY WHAT DOES IT SAY HERE?
Snake: AGAIN?
I CAN'T TRANSLATE THE WHOLE AISLE FOR You
Otacon: PLEASE THEY ONLY TRANSLATED THE FIRST TWO VOLUMES AND THERE'S AN ONLINE ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS ISSUE THAT I NEED TO WIN
Snake: HRNN... Okay.
Snake: WAIT, I DON'T REMEMBER THIS KANJI...
AH, YES.
IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE A NERD

Otacon: SNAKE THIS IS SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT!
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mok @moksutinn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
replayed #mgs2 (again) for my friends and here we are, after 945938045 years #otasune
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👔 @salarryman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
drawing them so i regain sanity #otasune
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marilokh @marilokh.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
*otacon voice* snake i SWEAR to god its for the mission
a digital sketch of solid snake from metal gear solid in a deep V-cut dress showing off his chest, with a high slit up the side revealing his leg harness and gun holster. holding up a pistol, he looks around as though on guard, or maybe just embarrassed.
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marilokh @marilokh.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
otacon: hey, remember your pliskin disguise? #otasune #art
a digital drawing accompanied by a three panel comic strip. on the right is a drawing of old snake, dressed as pliskin, crowding otacon to the wall kabedon style, smiling flirtatiously. otacon is smiling with his hand to his jaw, endeared and slightly flustered. in the comic strip, sunny happens upon them from a corner, seeing only a stranger pushing otacon against the wall. she rushes up to them and starts hitting old snake repeatedly and shouting, the two men looking down in surprise. old snake turns around with his hands up to reveal that it's just him, sunny freezing in shock.
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marilokh @marilokh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
corner was NOT secluded enough to get changed #mgs
a digital drawing of solid snake as pliskin from metal gear solid 2, peeling out of his disguise flight suit. he's paused half way, a red exclamation mark by his face as he looks warily off to the side as though alerted by something.
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marilokh @marilokh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
what if solid snakes sneaking suit was actually a bodysuit underneath pants. #mgs
a digital drawing of three staggered panels of solid snake, each in a bodysuit. in the first panel, he's seen from the back, pulling on or pulling off a pair of pants to reveal that he's wearing a bodysuit underneath, cut high at the waist and into a thong at the back. in the second panel, he's seen from the front with a cigarette in his mouth, puling on his gloves, strips of skin visible at his waist between his pants and the bodysuit. in the third panel, he's posing with a gun, vest and gear on, only he's not wearing pants over the bodysuit, revealing his hairy thighs. the background of the panels are in progressively darker pink.
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Rex Paradise @paradiserex.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Kazuhira...... !!!!! i love you....... you do not die unloved, it is me, i still love you.......
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