Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Limiting replies suggests you know that people are going to (once again) reject your ridiculous framing and (rightfully) call you out but it seems you really, really like regurgitating press releases without a hint of incredulity while calling it "Journalism," and I find that to be pretty pathetic. 060 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'll unironically go to bat for rice-a-roni. I keep a couple boxes in the pantry to satisfy a yearly craving. 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absolutely dreadful rotation, would rather walk the plank 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really surprised I'm not seeing more people talking about this in general. These scam-clone sites are spreading like wildfire and they're a lot better at looking "real" than the scam shops of yore. 080 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's two kinds of people in this world: those who think yogurt "expires" and those who know it doesnt 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is amazing! Great concept, wild that you followed through with it all. Gonna have to give this a proper read/listen for sure. 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In the words of David Berman: "What's with all the handsome grandsons / In these rock band magazines? / And what have they done with the fat ones? / The bald and the goatee'd?" 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xjN...youtube.comWilliam Basinski - The Disintegration Loops dlp 1.1 Full DVD 720pYouTube video by Boardstechre09 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of the greatest pieces of art ever (accidentally) made 001 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I already live in one, I turn to games to escape from it 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Man, you gotta read more than just press releases 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All I want is a consistent supply of Cucumber Lime 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm so mad at Rita('s the custard and Italian ice stand, who had cantaloupe flavored Italian ice ONCE five years ago and every summer I check the flavors and every day there's no cantaloupe) 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I feel very strongly that it should not cost $1 extra to get a sprinkle cilantro and garlic on a piece of naan 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I don't know that I would say that's the *worst* part 3370 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Log is a shape. You can make a cabin out out of logs of non-wood materials and it's still a log cabin. 000 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Looking at a digital copy of "Σ = a = b = a + b" that popped up on BC & my heart drops when I see 1932-2026 after Radigue's name. I completely missed that she left us (6mo ago - two wks after the birth of my son) and now I'm feeling extra melancholic on this, my children's first day of Kindergarten 001 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ooh nice!! Hope there's a healthy dose of Brainard in there, too. 120 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Genius methodology here. Definitely using this moving forward. 010 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Check out the "reviews" from the people who pay $5 a month to Conde Nast for the privilege of posting under the Pitchfork review. Real wild stuff. Actual claims that Bridgers is the "best songwriter of her generation". 040 0
Paper Snail @papersnail.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Constantly have "How many times does your pee split in half, George Bush, George Bush?" stuck in my head 000 0
