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Mike D.

@paperalaminga.bsky.social
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A dog entered a tavern. He said “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open the next one!”

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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Very cringe. Not based at all.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Real “I’m just asking questions” energy here. Please spend less time online and work on sorting your priorities and self. What you’re doing just seems petty and counter-productive to any sort of justice.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No problem. I think they might be called tankies because they think the tank in the famous “Tiananmen Square” photograph was in the right and should have run the guy over. That’s just my guess though.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
They started strong in the first half and the rest is absolute bullshit lmao I say this as a blue collar worker who grew up in a coastal fishing town. I’ve spent my entire life since then moving around the country for work. If I can do it, so can those losers.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
We could only wish that’s what they were. Unfortunately, tankies are the type of communists who think Stalins purges didn’t go far enough. They’re the Lefts equivalent of fascists. Just generally the type of people you wouldn’t want to hang out with if you enjoy life outside of a gulag.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
25 hours wasted is 25 hours the senate isn’t stripping our rights away. Y’all really cant give credit for the smallest things, can you?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Gavin is cucking himself and it’s amazing. He was a solid presidential candidate before he started his stupid fucking podcast and now I just can’t see him even winning his own party’s nomination.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Source on the claim these have any meaning? Because saying “some know” is kind of q-anon shit.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You should probably make a statement about your “numbers station” bit you’ve been doing, then. It makes you look deeply unserious.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Verified NPS that provide actionable content? That would literally be illegal.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons. by Jeff Bezos
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Once Canada developed the Maple Syrup bomb, it was all over for the rest of us.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/02/2025
I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it. This is the way…
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
lmao yeah sure dude liberals on Bluesky are just as bad as a website filled to the brim with actual flag carrying nazis. Jesus, go outside and touch grass
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh man that flight into None sucks, especially in winter.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Your reports on the “show loyalty” bit I find unlikely to be true. The way they’re handling things (remotely) there’s simply no way *to* show loyalty.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
As stupid as this is these jobs are for Trumps staffers. They’re not career positions like normal Federal jobs. I’ll be concerned when I see these questions on USAjobs.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nah, fuck those losers who pre-order.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Was this implemented, or just Trump taking about it, and saying “he will..”?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Nonexistent. We can’t find *paid* workers at the best of times, much less volunteer staff.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Government workers sign an affidavit not to strike when we take our oath of office. Violation of that would be grounds for removal - which is what they want.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Being ordered to not hire anyone is a bit different though. Like that’s not a fascist action. That’s a normal financial decision. HOWEVER - that’s not to say it isn’t a terrible decision that’s intended to screw everyone over.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 24/01/2025
"Whether or not we supported Alaric in his campaign to sack Rome, it is now our patriotic duty to rally behind him. Alaric is now the ruler of all Romans, not just those who smear their faces with blood and smell strongly of dung." (Published on the occasion of GWB's 2001 inauguration)
From The New Republic, January 22, 2001. Partial transcript below. Follow pastebin link in next post for complete alt text.

BIPARTISANSHIP, CIRCA 410 A.D.
Finally, the divisive battle that has gripped our nation for months has come to an end. There can no longer be any doubt of the ultimate result: Alaric and his Visigoth horde have won, and the emperor, Flavius Honorius, has lost.
Whether or not we supported Alaric in his campaign to sack Rome, it is now our patriotic duty to rally behind him. Alaric is now the ruler of all Romans, not just those who smear their faces with blood and smell strongly of dung. We must all show the graciousness, good humor, and dignity that Honorius demonstrated as he fled on horseback with his servants in the dark of night.
If one thing has been proved by this long battle, it is that our system works. The Visigoths worked hard for this outcome: They pillaged our temples, burned our crops, and carried off our women. As a result, they now deserve our support, as well as our respect. Yes, some may continue to question aspects of Alaric's campaign. We have previously noted our concern about the Visigoths' strategy of stripping naked and running into battle making high-pitched screaming sounds, as well as their controversial decision to slay our elders and eat their entrails in the Forum. The Visigoths' scorched-earth strategy—and, again, we would have preferred for them to have scorched only some of our earth-struck many of us as overly aggressive. But, in the end, Alaric and his barbarian horde were simply using every method available to them in a flawed and often confusing process. No battle is perfect, and inevitably some children are going to be impaled on stakes and their lifeless bodies paraded through the streets. Those tactics don't make the result of this contest any less legitimate.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Oh yeah because they’re totally going to remove judges based on spam emails
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
He’s not a pawn. Give the man some agency ffs. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is useless. Posting “lmao owned” videos to make yourself feel better doesn’t do jack shit to change the political reality. Fucking get over yourselves.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yeah we’re cooked.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 21/01/2025
a key take away from reading a lot of history for me: the people who survive hard times and eventually brutally humiliate their seemingly invincible enemies are not the people whose first response to adversity is “oh well, guess I’ll die”
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey Bluesky, where my Tiktok and Instagram alternatives at?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I used to sit in on the city council meetings in Redmond. It was eye-opening. I’m not exactly sure of the process here in Portland, or if they have a public comment period, but it might be worth a shot to at least see how things function.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Is.. is this a fetish thing?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
AI generation? Yikes.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Yeah this article contains some brutal descriptions of SA that are horrible to read about.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I heard other people talk about her being an “enabler” but based on this article she sounds way worse than just an enabler to me. She was literally sending women to him. She’s just as culpable in this, in my opinion.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sorry, MZB?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
And we can’t even have one good thing
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Hate this. Hate this *for you*.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
idk there’s probably oil or something there and they’ll want to open it up to mining
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I too, have nightmares of being made entirely of pasta
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
In the early 1970s the U.S. was averaging almost five bombings a day. I think a lot of us who didn’t live through that era take for granted the relatively low levels of political violence in the 2020s.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I just want to burn bright green whenever I self-immolate
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Well I’m sure those signs won’t be mandatory anymore, soon.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The pie maker! He can - you know what? I’m just gonna leave that one alone.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
And it’s always easier to make someone feel insecure than it is to make them feel safe and secure.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
People here seem to be confused. The “hateful racists” he’s talking about are most likely anyone who supports equality, DEI, and anti-discrimination laws.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This comic is ILLEGAL and I will be reporting this to the comic cops shortly
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Perfect Blue is peak Kon and I don’t think I ever want to watch it again. That one scene was rough. 10/10 though.
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Are they from the same organization?
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Mike D. @paperalaminga.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I swear to god 50% of the posts I see on Bluesky are just people posting starter packs. No thank you! I don’t want any until I can also unfollow all those users with one click.
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