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papaya mcfruity

@papayamcfruity.bsky.social
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eclectic electric multimedia outsider artist and flower impersonator, she/it i hate bluesky

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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
don't know who needs to hear this but bazinga
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
everyone always asks me what it's like to be cool as a cucumber, but nobody ever asks cucumbers what it's like to be as cool as me. makes you think
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my posts are financial advice
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
have you considered consulting a wizard?
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm determined to do whatever it takes to become the world champion of 52 pickup
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh you hadn't heard? yea they invented pumpkins for The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) so jack would have something to be king of. oh no no halloween town is real, i've been there (weather's nice this time of year!) so that's why they had to invent pumpkins, he couldn't be king of a real thing
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ow that really hertz
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you just don't impress me man. i mean if you did impress me i would say "wow. great job! i'm really impressed!" but that's simply not the case. i'm not going to tell you "you did a great job!" (because i'm unimpressed). you won't hear that from me
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm here to chew bubblegum
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i've never posted on this website before but it sure is blue here!
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm a rational actor, which is to say my film credits can be quantified as a ratio of two integers
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
personally i just don't believe in color theory. i think they need more evidence to back it up
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’m the swordmaster. i have the uncredible ability to pick up swords, and to hold them, . no other mortal possesses this capability, except perhaps, maggie Simpson, as henceforth demonstrated
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i'm starting a new company called SquirrelTech. our flagship innovation is squirrels. if you've ever needed a squirrel, you know who to invest in
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
who's #7 bsky.app/profile/papa...
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they should make a Gaming platform... that caters to us Gamers! # Conspiracy # Gaming
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i gathered the world's top scientists to nod their heads patronizingly and call me a very smart cookie
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i never discuss with others before making rash and irresponsible decisions because the word “discuss” has “cuss” in it. that’s swearing! i don’t swear, that would be rash and irresponsible!
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
what about quilting
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
music rips me apart at an atomic level. i undergo fission when i experience music
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Dorkus64 @dorkus64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Rumor has it, something new and medieval is coming
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Dorkus64 @dorkus64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I dont have anything new for bandcamp friday but if you wanna support me feel free to buy the mindwave ost or anything else on this page. And keep an eye out for news about my band’s first album. I am in the process of mixing it currently. Its gonna rock! dorkus64.bandcamp.com/album/mindwa...
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Mindwave Demo OST, by Dorkus64
7 track album
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
bandcamp papayamcfruity.bandcamp.com/album/killers friday. papaya mcfruity
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killers, by papaya mcfruity
2 track album
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can someone familiar with sports let me know.
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i've always wondered what they put in hot air balloons to make them go up!
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
before any spoken language developed significant tone, 'toneme' was actually short for 'tony meme', or memes about guys named tony. we would communicate by sharing funny pictures of our favorite anthonies! it's an incredible example of how the meanings of words can change over time
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dudes out there maxxing their looks while i'm home minimizing mine. i'm training to not be perceived. you wouldn't get it
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hey guys pog news. the Medium-Sized Cube 2 is now ready for production, featuring a 2.5% increase in pronoun capacity. it costs an extra $300 compared to the Medium-Sized Cube 1, which will cease sales this week
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
can you guys vote me for class president
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
with all these video game movies coming out it’s only inevitable we’ll get one based on the most important game of our generation, Horsle
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
strawhat guy if he was a mastering engineer: Monkey D. LUFSy
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this post is brought to you by bees. several thousand of them worked very hard to deliver this post to your bluesky feed. say thank you bees
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
uncompacts your disc
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"this entity is so liminal" i say looking at a beetle the size of my fingernail
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the guy in the shadows wasn't there the second time i looked but i think he wanted me to see him. i wonder why
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
you'll have to get through my soft blanket first
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adrian @adrianshegstad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
now i'm just going easy cus i'm runnin outta time
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mitch
porky from mother 3
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
living with incurable swag
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"i'm the greenler," he introduced himself, oh-so greenly yet with a matter-of-factness to it. "i'm gonna green you," he continued - a mission statement, informing his interlocutors just what he was planning to do. he then granted further insight into his intent: "you're gonna be so green after this"
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i dropped my extracanonical object
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
he's called "r2"d2 because there "are two" legs on him
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a broken clock is right twice a day but a borkin clock goes woof woof
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
in a world where rotation has been outlawed, one man just reinvented the wheel
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i am so gonna bring my blocks. all of them. all two of my blocks
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
when it comes to stacking two small objects on top of one another i'm actually the mayor. yea i'm the mayor of stacking exactly two small objects with one placed on top of the other. no i can't do three objects, no i can't do side by side, those aren't my jurisdiction. Are you playing games with me
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
addict took a couple tries (as expected) but we got there. pronoun
pronoun palace menu showing gold 105% stamppronoun palace stats screen
wins: 60
losses: 2
time spent deliberating: 69:24:25
favorite word: sex
vocabulary size: 3867
longest word: transposition
fastest win: 18:12
current streak: 1
best streak: 59
current red clearance streak: 6
best red clearance streak: 6
current hazel clearance streak: 1
best hazel clearance streak: 4
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Automaphonica @automaphoni.ca · 03/07/2026
in 1 hour.... we stream twitch.tv/automaphonica
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
update: got most of my needed achievements immediately after last post, then ended up trying/beating my first hazel clearance run by the time i could coordinate pyramid scheme. no way i'll beat the other 4 hazels without dying but at least i 100%ed the game without losing
pronoun palace screenshot showing lexicographer, hazel clearance completed, 56 win streakpronoun palace stats screen.
wins: 56
losses: 0
time spent deliberating: 60:48:38
favorite word: sex
vocabulary size: 3563
longest word: transposition
fastest win: 18:12
current streak: 56
best streak: 56
current red clearance streak: 6
best red clearance streak: 6
current hazel clearance streak: 1
best hazel clearance streak: 1steam achievements for pronoun palace, 100% completion. most recent is "pyramid scheme", whose description reads "beat two of your friends' scores on a daily run."
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