papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh you hadn't heard? yea they invented pumpkins for The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) so jack would have something to be king of. oh no no halloween town is real, i've been there (weather's nice this time of year!) so that's why they had to invent pumpkins, he couldn't be king of a real thing 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you just don't impress me man. i mean if you did impress me i would say "wow. great job! i'm really impressed!" but that's simply not the case. i'm not going to tell you "you did a great job!" (because i'm unimpressed). you won't hear that from me 010
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i've never posted on this website before but it sure is blue here! 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i'm a rational actor, which is to say my film credits can be quantified as a ratio of two integers 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026personally i just don't believe in color theory. i think they need more evidence to back it up 051
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i’m the swordmaster. i have the uncredible ability to pick up swords, and to hold them, . no other mortal possesses this capability, except perhaps, maggie Simpson, as henceforth demonstrated 020
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i'm starting a new company called SquirrelTech. our flagship innovation is squirrels. if you've ever needed a squirrel, you know who to invest in 010
Reposted by papaya mcfruityadrian @adrianshegstad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026best production tip of 2026 061
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026they should make a Gaming platform... that caters to us Gamers! # Conspiracy # Gaming 110
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i gathered the world's top scientists to nod their heads patronizingly and call me a very smart cookie 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i never discuss with others before making rash and irresponsible decisions because the word “discuss” has “cuss” in it. that’s swearing! i don’t swear, that would be rash and irresponsible! 010
Reposted by papaya mcfruityDorkus64 @dorkus64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Rumor has it, something new and medieval is coming 093
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papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i've always wondered what they put in hot air balloons to make them go up! 110
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026before any spoken language developed significant tone, 'toneme' was actually short for 'tony meme', or memes about guys named tony. we would communicate by sharing funny pictures of our favorite anthonies! it's an incredible example of how the meanings of words can change over time 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026dudes out there maxxing their looks while i'm home minimizing mine. i'm training to not be perceived. you wouldn't get it 030
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026with all these video game movies coming out it’s only inevitable we’ll get one based on the most important game of our generation, Horsle 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026strawhat guy if he was a mastering engineer: Monkey D. LUFSy 010
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 18/07/2026this post is brought to you by bees. several thousand of them worked very hard to deliver this post to your bluesky feed. say thank you bees 011
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"this entity is so liminal" i say looking at a beetle the size of my fingernail 010
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the guy in the shadows wasn't there the second time i looked but i think he wanted me to see him. i wonder why 000
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026you'll have to get through my soft blanket first 011
Reposted by papaya mcfruityadrian @adrianshegstad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026now i'm just going easy cus i'm runnin outta time 031
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"i'm the greenler," he introduced himself, oh-so greenly yet with a matter-of-factness to it. "i'm gonna green you," he continued - a mission statement, informing his interlocutors just what he was planning to do. he then granted further insight into his intent: "you're gonna be so green after this" 053
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 11/07/2026he's called "r2"d2 because there "are two" legs on him 041
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026a broken clock is right twice a day but a borkin clock goes woof woof 010
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026in a world where rotation has been outlawed, one man just reinvented the wheel 021
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026when it comes to stacking two small objects on top of one another i'm actually the mayor. yea i'm the mayor of stacking exactly two small objects with one placed on top of the other. no i can't do three objects, no i can't do side by side, those aren't my jurisdiction. Are you playing games with me 110
Reposted by papaya mcfruityAutomaphonica @automaphoni.ca · 03/07/2026in 1 hour.... we stream twitch.tv/automaphonica 021
Reposted by papaya mcfruitypapaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 01/07/2025pride is forever 042
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 30/06/2026baby's be like... " i was born yesterday! " # lol 011
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 30/06/2026it is scary to write Fiction with Characters. how do make it less scary. perhaps less Characters as usual? this must be the way 010
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026funny pronoun roguelike good :) finished up my last red clearances yesterday, have yet to lose a run somehow... planning on going for achievements and then seeing what hazel clearance is all about 130
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026every sport looks the same to me. i can't tell the difference between ice hockey and disc golf 100
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026lua's "do ... end" block should be complemented by a "don't do ... end" block that doesn't do anything inside it 031
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i invented the Medium-Sized Cube. it was originally meant for storing pronouns but it has many uses 151
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 19/06/2026they should make a videogame based on the super mario bros movie 020
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 18/06/2026thought about calling you today but on second thought that’s a weird thing to call someone 130
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 18/06/2026what are some of your favorite bands? i like rubber bands personally, 110
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 16/06/2026what if there were gloves you could wear on your feet. what would you even call those 140
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 16/06/2026new # lifehack discoverered: putting food in youre stomache can help it # hurt less. sometimes. Follow for tricks 210
papaya mcfruity @papayamcfruity.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i invented a new color between blue and yellow. it's called blellow. there's nothing else like it 000