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John Papageorgiou

@papasbasement.bsky.social
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I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The montage of Indiana Jones nudes set to “Forever Young” was hilarious.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Randomly enough, I just put on DTF STL last night haha
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are there any gambling apps that take prop bets involving me crapping my pants tonight? Because I have some hot insider knowledge regarding two crab meat pupusas I ate from a food truck earlier today that could make me rich.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As long as the board isn’t damaged, once you stuff it into a new shell, you should be good to go.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it not even reading the presence of the fob? Even in that state, as long as the board wasn’t damaged, it should be able to read that it is in there as long as the battery is still attached. They sell replacement shells on Amazon. 
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Details!
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to do more here other than heart pbs news stories.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
(I won’t jerk to that part)
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Commence the nostalgia jerking! But also I think she became a Nazi
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Owning a bidet with an inaccurate nozzle is a never-ending adventure.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Times are tough everywhere. Just caught a homeless vampire eating out of this.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Will there be a free upgrade for physical owners?
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
youtu.be/kR-MRxV2VQ0?...
youtu.be
Working' on my night cheese
YouTube video by beba221
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@bennington.bsky.social too late for banana content? www.facebook.com/share/1Ggj5t...
facebook.com
Facebook
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hands down, the greatest c*ckblock in video game history.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Feel better soon buddy
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Filming my first topical gay porn tomorrow, titled "The Not-So-Straight of Hormuz." Wish me luck!
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Nothing makes you feel more like a fitness guru than an infant grabbing your neck waddle for all they’re worth.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This wasn’t coincidence.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Me?!
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I uh take it she took him back
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Very sorry, Angela.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Glad you survived 🥲
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I don’t blame you. Living where you do must have exhausted that battery a while ago. Hopefully he stays quiet the rest of the visit. Even if he’s trying to be the victim now.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You’re half Asian! He married your mom! Like I can’t. You are twice as polite as me. I would have gone ballistic
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
(Just saw the first post. So no)
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Very sorry. Is he able to turn it off around family or nah?
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m no expert, but this is terrible skin, right?
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I know Greek, but mostly just the bad words 🙃
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I bet the Germans have a term for the anxiety that arises from making sure your nuggets and dipping sauce run out at the same time.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are: 1. Did it get me violently ill? And 2. Was it on sale?
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining 1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos 2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba 3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
They keep me up all night. You’re clearly better at them than I am
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
That’s tragic, Neal. Thank you for letting us know.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I would watch them religiously uncensored
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
It’s hard. They’re all kinda crappy in their own way. I still find Target less evil than Amazon overall, but yeah. You kinda can’t win
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It falls under burrito jurisdiction. So how do you categorize those?
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@angelamelini.bsky.social happy you migrated over here!
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I know that both Chase and Truist are bursting at the seams with them.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Yeah…”pretending”
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Who’s got time to bake? Just squeeze the tube like gogurt
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Neal Augenstein @nealaugenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Heartbreaking news to report. WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...
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Anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose warm, conversational voice graced WTOP for over 2 decades, dies at 55 - WTOP News
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55.
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Coverage making it seem like the Houston Texans want to piss gasoline on the LA wildfires
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#1: dollars for dinner
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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Mollie, be the dog shit hose you want to see in the world
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