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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Are there any gambling apps that take prop bets involving me crapping my pants tonight? Because I have some hot insider knowledge regarding two crab meat pupusas I ate from a food truck earlier today that could make me rich.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Owning a bidet with an inaccurate nozzle is a never-ending adventure.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Times are tough everywhere. Just caught a homeless vampire eating out of this.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

@bennington.bsky.social too late for banana content? www.facebook.com/share/1Ggj5t...

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Hands down, the greatest c*ckblock in video game history.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Filming my first topical gay porn tomorrow, titled "The Not-So-Straight of Hormuz." Wish me luck!

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Nothing makes you feel more like a fitness guru than an infant grabbing your neck waddle for all they’re worth.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I bet the Germans have a term for the anxiety that arises from making sure your nuggets and dipping sauce run out at the same time.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are: 1. Did it get me violently ill? And 2. Was it on sale?

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining 1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos 2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba 3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.

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Neal Augenstein @nealaugenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Heartbreaking news to report. WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...