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If I wasn't having fun, this would be intolerable.

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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can't tell me this isnt a good time.
A calico cat caught mid writhe.A calico cat writhing in a discarded pair of pajama pants.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Birthday. I have a girl version of your boy. Hope he gets to use the single brain cell all calico cats share more often that she does (two separate trips because she had two separate things stuck up her nose two different times).
A calico cat lying on her side, fast asleep but with her ears back and a front paw extended in an action pose.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look how dirty it did my cat.
A picture of a calico cat labeled as a 'domestic guinea pig' by a nature ID app.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New Zealand seems to be an easy place for people elsewhere to make up bullshit about. Anything you hear about us from not us is probably made up. We have a graphic for it:
A sign with a colourful background and colourful text that says "Now that's what i call being completely fucking wrong about New Zealand"
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
HSI officer with his back turned next to a detainee with a speech bubble saying  'he asking for no pickles'
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
HSI agent facing the wall as the woman he detained says "he asked for no pickles".
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Get IT support on the phone, the Luxobot is glitching again.
"There's so many polls, I don't comment on polls. I was elected to do a job back in 2023, there'll be another election next year. As I said, I'm focused on what New Zealanders need to be focused on, and the message is pretty clear, it's about the economy."

"I just don't- (sigh), I'm focused, ah, I was elected to do a job. And I know what my job is which is to clean up the mess, turn it around, and get it heading in the right direction and that's what I'm focused on.

"And that's, I know that's, yeah.

"There's so many different things coming- that's what I'm focused on from beginning to end.

"If you seriously think I'm thinking about that stuff when we've got when we've got some serious issues to deal with in New Zealand and to get this economy moving so that people actually feel there's a more positive future for them - that's what I'm fixated on."
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
She's so fluffy.
A very very fluffy grey cat blissfully stretched out on her back with her belly to the sky.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The best critics (my cats) agree (rub their faces on it).
A fluffy grey cat rubbing her face on the corner of a paperback copy of Audition by Pip Adam.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
She's not enjoying it on as many levels as I am, I'm sure. But Audition by Pip Adam gets the Floofy seal/face rub of approval.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Gertrude Abercrombie's Three Cats (1956). There's an exhibition on this year, Gertrude Abercrombie: The Whole World Is a Mystery, sadly too far away for me to go, but they've got a playlist and a book I'll be digging into.
A painting titled Three Cats by American painter Gertrude Abercrombie. It depicts a ginger, black and grey cat sitting behind empty bowls with clouds over their heads.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Our cat also pees blood, and after two trips to the vet they figured out it was stress. Stress! Look at this thing. Where is the stress? Anyway, she has a special diet now and it's completely fixed the problem.
A grey domestic house cat stretched out with her paws in front of her completely asleep on a freshly washed duvet.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
iNaturalist did poor Athena dirty.
A screen shot from  iNaturalist of a calico cat identified as a Domestic Guinea Pig.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I have a bike now, so I popped my morning coffee in a travel mug and rode down to the ocean to drink it.
View of a rocky coast with white crested waves.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A four panel cartoon of a dog barking, then bring confused at being asked why they're barking, then judgy and upset, and then barking louder than before.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
"I am the mid-morning."
A cat behind a curtain, silhouetted by the mid morning sun.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I got an image for reference, but now that I'm looking at it, it's a lot less intimidating than I thought. Maybe if it looked less bored with the whole thing, it might work.
A small owl in a defensive posture with its wings held back and up to make it look bigger than it is.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Should have stuck with the classics.
The cover of a book titled 31 Ways to Punch Your Dick Off by Samuel Stephens.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
After we got back from the vet (she's fine), Athena slept for a while and then suddenly woke up and remembered she was furious with me.
A calico cat staring straight at the camera looking a little bit surprised and angry.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
"Pass me some garlic butter, I'm about to make history" - the first chef to make a 'surf 'n turf', probably.
The menu for 'Tides and Terroir', a surf 'n turf long lunch event that's part of Wellington on a Plate.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Beans! Glorious beans.
Four paws and tail tip of an upside down calico cat.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
This one doesn't. She writhes in moderation, and laundry.
A calico cat writhing blissfully on a pair of pyjama pants.A calico car writhing vigoursly inside a pair of pyjama pants.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
How to be irresistable to conservative men:
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
If you see this post a photo you made at sunset.
The setting sun seen through an acacia tree.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Convoy of guinea fowl crossing a dirt road.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Twins!
Very fluffy grey cat sitting on a person covered by a duvet.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Apparently this thing has such stress she needs a special diet to avoid UTIs. She's an indoor cat who sleeps on a pile of duvets all day. I wish my life was that stressful.
A large fluffy grey cat asleep on a pile of duvets.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
This is him.
A fluffy black cat sitting with a stuffed toy cat.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Once upon a time...
Monochrome photograph of Nazi Germans saluting, while burning books. Text reads "Ten years ago: The Nazis burned these books but free Americans can still read them".
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Small person with 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government' in rainbow font around them.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
A cartoon where, having been told that the food on the kitchen bench is "not for puppies" a sly dog urges the people cooking to consider "what if it was for puppies".
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
It's a trap. It's always a trap with this one. She's got a very soft (I imagine) spot on her belly and it'll be the last thing you touch with that hand if you go for it.
A very fluffy grey cat stretched all the way out with her soft fully belly exposed.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Look at her. She's just so happy and grateful to have people who love her so much and have the time and resources to make sure she gets vet care when she's unwell.
A soft grey tabby cat in a crate. Furious.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
This delight treats the floor like a full spread buffet that's just for her. We have to put laxatives in her food as a precaution.
A calico cat lying curled up resting her head on one of her paws. She's so sweet and innocent looking it's hard to believe she eats garbage off the floor.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
It's the season. I've been watching these guys eat and grow plumper every day.
A fat monarch caterpillar on a milkweed plant.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
The feet and tip of a tail of a calico cat that has slide off the lap she was sitting on and decided to just be upside down.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Together, I think. This Government is making some big assumptions about how much people will sacrifice for a handful of coins and the permission to be the worst versions of themselves. The more people refuse to be part of that, by being a community, the better off we all will be.
The inferno of the living is not something that will be; if there is one, it is what is already here, the inferno where we live every day, that we form by being together. There are two ways to escape suffering it. The first is easy for many: accept the inferno and become such a part of it that you can no longer see it. The second is risky and demands constant vigilance and apprehension: seek and learn to recognize who and what, in the midst of inferno, are not inferno, then make them endure, give them space. - Italo Calvino
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Perfect.
Image of two posts from Danielle. First says "I have three dogs and raised two smol humans to teen, I am quite familiar with the concept of Shit Retrieval" 

The second, posted just a minute later, says "OMG gitso, I missed your birthday"
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
In fairness, if anything was going to upset Her Royal Softness (worst of her name, wishing she could hate us all to death), it would be an angel.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Last line just a perfect summary of how badly served by political reportingwe are here. It's not what they say or what the public 'hears' (is told by media), that matters, it's what they do that actually matters.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
Me today.
A small creature with big eyes stands surrounded by the words "My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" in rainbow coloured text.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
This, and many places like it, is were the original original kiwi burger is produced (only it's just a burger with egg and beetroot and maybe pineapple - we are not great with snappy names).
Front of Bay's Takeaway. A fish and chip shop that also does Chinese food and bubble tea.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
How your email find me.
Muppet Beaker, panicking.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
It is absolutely fitting that a city with ghost buses (not cancelled, not on the route, not on the board) should also have ghost leaks. I followed the water all the way back the source and it's just bubbling out of the ground. A thing that used to be considered a miracle, right here by the bus stop.
Water leaking out of the asphalt. Just bubbling out where the road meets the gutter.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Yep.
Very fluffy cat has just woken up and is having a moment about it. Little grumpy face and awkward position. She's two minutes into it and very clearly had enough of today.
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
You can't really tell in these, but Athena was shaking her tail with excitement to be outside with me while I had my coffee break. Everything got a good sniff.
Athena, a calico cat, is standing in a deck, sniffing at some plants.Athena, a calico cat, is standing in a deck, sniffing at some plants
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Pāpango @papango.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
An image from the 1700s showing a fish with a human face, smiling vacantly. It comes from a scientific work by Cotton Mather into what stories of mermaids might actually be about.
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