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ColonelJuanMatrix

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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He has the MEATS!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Absolute Mad Lad Pewdiepie
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Back To School: You Can't Sit With Us!
ALT: Back To School: You Can't Sit With Us!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a statewide candidate but TX23 Brandon Herrera is pretty vile too. Any predictions on the races? Does Stout-Padilla have a chance in TX23?
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is the swing more impactful in 2026?
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Randy’s basement bedroom was awesome.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Homer Simpson: Think Unsexy Thoughts
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Fernando Mendoza Indiana Football
ALT: Fernando Mendoza Indiana Football
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spoiler alert. nuclear wins!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We don’t have money in SA
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Help Me, I'm Poor
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Moops.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
But it’s an auto yes. He literally had no agency in the decision. Not just any auto yes. A 1000% auto yes.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Uncle gravy boat is a lock for creep of the week. Watch out for that Han Solo blaster!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Congrats!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There are two things I can’t stand. People who are intolerant of other cultures. And the Swiss.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m too scared to even attempt to spell it. 😀
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Burlington is a coat factory not a city.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I appreciate the football education. Stupid question…How do new concepts/techniques get named and how does the vernacular get popularized? Keep up the great work!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What a Ferguson reply.
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other . the woman is kicking the man in the leg .
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THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Indiana is arguably the worst-ever championship winner across marquee college sports. It shouldn't have won the national championship, but did. So in this new era, why not the #Hokies? thekeyplay.com/virginia-tec.... 🔓 for all, and a RT if you enjoyed would be appreciated.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Mendoza going full heel at the draft.
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a man is holding a wrestling championship belt in front of a crowd .
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/01/2026
As called by Don Fischer on Indiana Hoosiers radio and HEARD on the Varsity app:
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
NFL PI is so dumbbbbbbbb. Move to college rule.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his eyes closed
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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a man wearing a music band shirt is carrying a skateboard and asking how do you do fellow kids
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Subscribed! Congrats on the milestone Mr. Onion.
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sorry to hear that. You are a great reporter, looking forward to what you do next.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
New monthly subscriber. Thanks for all that you do.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I’d be very surprised - he has nothing to apologize for and seems to have a backbone.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Welp, now i will be singing Dr Zaius Dr Zaius in my head the rest of the day.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
What’s the point of your post Peter? I find Anthony’s perspective very educational and have learned a lot from his posts. Ignore him if you are so concerned that his posts aren’t magically solving the country’s problems.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Appreciate all you do explaining what’s happening!
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A dog named Karen wrote this question.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Anti-pasta?
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Pesky deep state. Welp, I guess we should all just move on.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Top 5 receivers who most likely to get you a 3/37 game? 1 - Nick Westbrook 2- Elijah Moore 3- JuJu 4- Mack Hollins 5- Tutu Atwell
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Shit, does that mean it’s RICO?
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hmmm, the gay weddings and abortions must be in the next train car.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 08/07/2025
Texas' only severe weather warning system is watching for when Ted Cruz leaves the country
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Post your dinner option rankings or tiers.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Venn Diagram is due for a comeback.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Rank your favorite sorting methods for sports articles. 1) Ranking 2) Tiers 3) Venn Diagram
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Neon moon
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Prove it!
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.
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ColonelJuanMatrix @papajuan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Masterpiece!
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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