Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 12/10/2026papadon1971.substack.com/p/field-repo...papadon1971.substack.comField Report from Rural Red MichiganA dumbass with a phone investigates an outbreak of Democrats in rural Michigan. 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm attending Abdul for U.S. Senate's event, “Shouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR - CADILLAC” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/abdulforsena...mobilize.usShouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR - CADILLAC · Abdul for U.S. SenatePlease join us at our CADILLAC stop for the Shouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR. DOORS OPEN AT 9:30 AM. EVENT 10:30 AM. RSVP IS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY AND THE EVENT WILL BE FIRST COME FIRST. MUST PRES... 010 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 11/09/2026papadon1971.substack.com/p/sold-out?r...papadon1971.substack.comSold OutThe Seats Were Empty. So Were the Principles. 021 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When Trump dies, I’ll be glad he’s dead. He will no longer be able to hurt innocent people. 280 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 19/03/2026And you. You specifically. The red-hatted, flag-decaled, Let’s Go Brandon bumper-stickered, freedom-convoy-honking, I-did-that-Biden-gas-pump-stickering American patriot. How’s that going? open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comPearl Harbor, BitchTrump picked a fight, funded the enemy, and insulted our allies. Your move, red hat. 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A spray tanned colostomy bag is about to send Marines into a regional war and the exit strategy sounds like something a fortune teller mutters over chicken bones in a strip mall in Tulsa. open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comThe Bone Spurs WarA field guide to who dies and who doesn’t 002 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Trump declared the Iran war “very complete.” The Strait of Hormuz is still closed and the global economy is on fire. Iran apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that the war Trump started with no plan is now magically over. When you never had a strategy, you can declare victory anytime you want. 010 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 09/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comStudies ShowA calming environment aids healing. So does not going bankrupt. 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comGod, Guns, and the Book of RevelationWhen war planning starts sounding like a televangelist fever dream 010 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The Democrats showed up to the State of the Union the way hostages show up to proof-of-life videos. Trump stood at the pulpit, microphone in hand, soaking in applause like radiation, while the crowd performed its trained seal routine. Clap here. Boo there…. open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comThe Loyalty RitualHow Democrats Chose Decorum and Got Erased on Live Television 041 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 15/02/2026There’s a new TikTok trend slithering around right now, and it’s one of the most cowardly things I’ve ever seen on the internet. And that’s saying something, because the internet is basically a landfill with Wi-Fi. Camera pointed at the ground… open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comWhy Now?You were never confused. You were comfortable. 000 0
Reposted by Papa DonNMFTG. @jasonm429.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My email to Michigan's AG, SOS, and Governor. open.substack.com/pub/jaystone...open.substack.comMy Email to AG and Governor of Michigan, No AI here, Help me spread o it so they feel the pressureYou have to start somewhere, I sent a copy to the AG and Governor of Michigan, personal information redacted for substack purposes. 011 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 12/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comOut of an Abundance of ConfusionWhen escalation replaces understanding 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 09/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comThe Sound of InsecurityHow a skier’s honesty triggered Trump’s panic response 000 0
Reposted by Papa DonNMFTG. @jasonm429.bsky.social · 08/02/2026substack.com/@jaystone4/n...substack.comJason (@jaystone4)The best “Bob” story, true story you'll read. Kid rock, Bob, is a bitch boy who got a lucky break and couldn't please Pamela Anderson, especially after Tommy Lee, that had to be embarrassing for Bob w... 002 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 08/02/2026An alternate halftime show, powered entirely by grievance and the fear of other people having fun 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 08/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comThe Legend of Baby PebblesAn origin story nobody asked for 012 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 06/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comSurf and TurfA palate cleanser 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Is it possible the family separation policy enacted in Trumps first term was set up primarily to feed Epstein’s syndicate? 020 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/02/2026You couldn’t force me to watch Kid Rock’s halftime special with an eyelid speculum and a court order. 010 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 03/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comThis Isn’t ChristianityIt’s obedience in a cross costume 000 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Threatening comedians over Epstein jokes is not the move of a relaxed, innocent man. 030 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Tangerine Tits wants to build a giant fucking arch in Washington. Because when you’re a deeply insecure, spray-tanned bullshit artist watching the walls close in, you don’t reckon with reality. You build something big enough to hide behind and hope everyone’s stupid enough to…open.substack.comOf Course He Wants an ArchConcrete doesn’t ask for the Epstein files 020 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 01/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comLifestyles of the Young and AsphyxiatedRedactions Don’t Protect Victims. They Protect Power. 020 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 31/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comFour Courthouses, Two Trucks, and the Myth of More GasA brief study in traction, confidence, and repeating your mistakes 020 0
Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 30/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...open.substack.comHard LockTrumpism After the Glass Broke 020 0
