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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm attending Abdul for U.S. Senate's event, “Shouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR - CADILLAC” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/abdulforsena...
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Shouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR - CADILLAC · Abdul for U.S. Senate
Please join us at our CADILLAC stop for the Shouldn't Be This Hard TOWN HALL TOUR. DOORS OPEN AT 9:30 AM. EVENT 10:30 AM. RSVP IS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY AND THE EVENT WILL BE FIRST COME FIRST. MUST PRES...
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Sold Out
The Seats Were Empty. So Were the Principles.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When Trump dies, I’ll be glad he’s dead. He will no longer be able to hurt innocent people.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And you. You specifically. The red-hatted, flag-decaled, Let’s Go Brandon bumper-stickered, freedom-convoy-honking, I-did-that-Biden-gas-pump-stickering American patriot. How’s that going? open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...
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Pearl Harbor, Bitch
Trump picked a fight, funded the enemy, and insulted our allies. Your move, red hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A spray tanned colostomy bag is about to send Marines into a regional war and the exit strategy sounds like something a fortune teller mutters over chicken bones in a strip mall in Tulsa. open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...
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The Bone Spurs War
A field guide to who dies and who doesn’t
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Trump declared the Iran war “very complete.” The Strait of Hormuz is still closed and the global economy is on fire. Iran apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that the war Trump started with no plan is now magically over. When you never had a strategy, you can declare victory anytime you want.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Studies Show
A calming environment aids healing. So does not going bankrupt.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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God, Guns, and the Book of Revelation
When war planning starts sounding like a televangelist fever dream
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Democrats showed up to the State of the Union the way hostages show up to proof-of-life videos. Trump stood at the pulpit, microphone in hand, soaking in applause like radiation, while the crowd performed its trained seal routine. Clap here. Boo there…. open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...
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The Loyalty Ritual
How Democrats Chose Decorum and Got Erased on Live Television
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
There’s a new TikTok trend slithering around right now, and it’s one of the most cowardly things I’ve ever seen on the internet. And that’s saying something, because the internet is basically a landfill with Wi-Fi. Camera pointed at the ground… open.substack.com/pub/papadon1...
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Why Now?
You were never confused. You were comfortable.
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NMFTG. @jasonm429.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My email to Michigan's AG, SOS, and Governor. open.substack.com/pub/jaystone...
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My Email to AG and Governor of Michigan, No AI here, Help me spread o it so they feel the pressure
You have to start somewhere, I sent a copy to the AG and Governor of Michigan, personal information redacted for substack purposes.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Out of an Abundance of Confusion
When escalation replaces understanding
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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The Sound of Insecurity
How a skier’s honesty triggered Trump’s panic response
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NMFTG. @jasonm429.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Jason (@jaystone4)
The best “Bob” story, true story you'll read. Kid rock, Bob, is a bitch boy who got a lucky break and couldn't please Pamela Anderson, especially after Tommy Lee, that had to be embarrassing for Bob w...
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
An alternate halftime show, powered entirely by grievance and the fear of other people having fun
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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The Legend of Baby Pebbles
An origin story nobody asked for
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Surf and Turf
A palate cleanser
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Is it possible the family separation policy enacted in Trumps first term was set up primarily to feed Epstein’s syndicate?
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Smile.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You couldn’t force me to watch Kid Rock’s halftime special with an eyelid speculum and a court order.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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This Isn’t Christianity
It’s obedience in a cross costume
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Threatening comedians over Epstein jokes is not the move of a relaxed, innocent man.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Tangerine Tits wants to build a giant fucking arch in Washington. Because when you’re a deeply insecure, spray-tanned bullshit artist watching the walls close in, you don’t reckon with reality. You build something big enough to hide behind and hope everyone’s stupid enough to…
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Of Course He Wants an Arch
Concrete doesn’t ask for the Epstein files
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Lifestyles of the Young and Asphyxiated
Redactions Don’t Protect Victims. They Protect Power.
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Four Courthouses, Two Trucks, and the Myth of More Gas
A brief study in traction, confidence, and repeating your mistakes
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Hard Lock
Trumpism After the Glass Broke
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Papa Don @papadon1971.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Shut up! Just Shut the Fuck Up!
Why Reading Facebook Comments Feels Like a Brain Injury
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