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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈

@paoloalessandro.bsky.social
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Hominid, late Holocene. Species pending extinction. Thinks he knows everything but mostly twaddle. 🌍Sarf Landon.

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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have applied to join the Watchers of the City of London. It sounds very mysterious and conspiratorial. It is a volunteer society that opens the very many medieval churches in the old City to guests and tourists during the week, which would otherwise remain closed. I am looking forward to it.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Misty - Autumn is finally here. It has been very warm recently, it was 22C yesterday.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday Me!
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👇😝😝😝
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does every NHS hospital and GP waiting room have a screen displaying GB News? (It is like US Fox News) without fail in my experience. It has been like this for quite a few years?
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The sun will end soon in the UK. Enjoy it while you can!
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a beard cut. I like it. Beard now being more of a defining feature than my head hair.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder that Delo previously pled guilty in the US to violating money laundering protections and agreed to pay a $10 million fine for "willfully” breaking the law with his BitMex platform, which was described as "in effect a money laundering platform.” This is who owns Farage now
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Grahms & List ... Sometimes @laikax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's only one reason for large political donations and that is to ensure the election of someone who is then beholden to you and your agenda. That's not democracy. That is not acting in the best interests of the UK. It is corruption.
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Reform UK given record £36m donation by British crypto billionaire
Ben Delo was convicted in US for failing to implement adequate anti-money laundering controls but pardoned by Trump
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i think the USA is permanently fucked for voting in populist governments.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The man who beat two female protesters with his cane at the Reform conference has been identified as Stephen Cooling - it’s actually there on his conference tag - former UKIP candidate for Erdington and now member of Reform’s Sutton Coldfield branch. Presumably West Mids Police have enough info now
Snarling man with cane in Reform shirt, showing conference badge
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My husband says I look like a gnome. Do you agree?
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have made this courgette moussaka inspired by our honeymoon to Corfu. I did this off the off the top of my head. Needs to cool down for an hour.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why do people travel with so much baggage?
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🏳️‍🌈 Dolly Darren 🏳️‍⚧️ @dollydarren.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I bloody love this! #Dolly #TimCurry
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is remarkable. Marco Rubio stated, "Iranians are thieves. They cannot impose tolls on the Strait of Hormuz." In response, Abbas Araghchi remarked, "Consider the speaker. Approximately half of Venezuela's oil production is now directed to the United States. Who is truly the thief?"
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John.... BLOCKED IF YOU DM,NO POSTS, SOLICITATIONS, PORN @benbrookjohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social you can lie all you want. Voters know the TRUTH and will vote accordingly.😎
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A friend made this picture of me up as an album cover in 2020 during the height of the pandemic. Post a picture which you think should be on an album cover.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Financially the USA has hit the iceberg and is going under. We are listening to the band on deck as we are all starting to list.
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you are in Europe, what will you remember about this roasting summer? I think for me will be all the fruit flies drowning in my glass of wine on every occasion.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What things will you remember about this summer? For me it is fruit flies in wine glasses.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think the snowflake reactions to the Government alarm has been a very instructive filter. They have these alarms in the USA ffs, and everywhere.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have beard dandruff. What should I do, does normal anti dandruff shampoos work?
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Should I go for a swim tomorrow at my new gym. I am a bit nervous for some reason I don’t understand.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Tooting Common in London. The grass is burnt dry, in fact I think it is dead. Underfoot it has turned to dust. I cant see how this comes back.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Do you think Count Binface will beat Nigel Farage?
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am enjoying this mediterranean summer in the UK. I know I should not because of the climate crisis. We should all be terrified.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This one is amazing too
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#corfu - got a bit burnt yesterday, so wearing a compression top without burning when swimming.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It was about time.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why do people have private personal conversations on the train? The woman behind us is taking to someone about not going to A&E, vaginas and something to do with Savlon.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have been up since 03:45 this morning. Having done a load of tasks, I opened the house to the cool air – cleaned the kitchen and did some weeding in the garden. At around 09:30 it got a bit too hot. So I have retreated indoors and closed up the house and closed the curtains to keep the house cool.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
5 am - my London garden.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who else in the UK is up at this time. My body clock seems to have shifted in this Mediterranean weather!
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I had to trim my bush (hedge) today. I had let it become unruly. I laid tarp to collect the trim. A battery powered trimmer. Brushes to clean up the path in front, Big containers to collect the trim. A leaf blower on suck etc Took 3 hrs at 29C- I am fucking knackered. Feel like I run a marathon.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When is he going to be unalive? Would it be crass to take bets?
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
21:20 in South London.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So hot in London today, 94F for Americans. So I have gone comando and wearing a wife beater.
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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Are the BBC News management working for russia?
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Name a lovely UK city or town which is largely off the tourist trail, at least for foreigners and only really known by locals. It does not have to be exceptional but just a good place to visit. I will start. Ballycastle in Northern Ireland is a lovely seaside town, plus boat trips to Rathin Island
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It is 9pm in London and it remains very bright.
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I have a cookbook I created on Onenote. from many recipes I have collected . do you have one?
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Paolo Alessandro 🏳️‍🌈 @paoloalessandro.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Today for some reason, I think the world is turning a corner and the timeline we are on is shifting.
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Doli 📎 @dolidaydream.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Remembering the wonderfully talented Rik Mayall who we lost 12 years ago today.
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