Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I already have this account blocked, which leads me to believe it's an AI spam account. 120
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025That man is laying there thinking his ex brought her new boyfriend's son to rub it in that he's a lonely idiot who can't even have kids. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I reckon for every person you see screaming #FucKonami there's a thousand who don't actually care enough to boycott and a hundred thousand who don't know there's anything to be concerned about. 030
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Thought that was once in Ohio that still has the same decals. How can this be a thing? 100
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Definitely didn't appreciate this art enough as a kid. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Then we're all just like Wolverine when he attacks Magneto and gets his fucking skeleton ripped out except its 3 pounds of morcoplastics in my spinal cord. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025All the world is mad that I have hair. The world would take this from me. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Bro, who came up with applying to jobs? This sucks about as much as jobs. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025When I search "polygon union" I mostly find links to websites describing boolean functions and a couple pro-union articles from a couple years ago. What is this about? 100
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Disagree, actually, but I'm glad you know your preferences and that there are games that suit you out there. 030
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Hexographer is the tool I used for years. It's a little clunky, and maybe the followup app Worldographer is better, but there's a free version and it works well enough. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I'm trying to examine the relationship I have with sex, and I'm certain at the very least that all the times I didn't get laid created no problems for me. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Devil May Cry anime is basically just an excuse to show fans some nostalgic imagery and cover some iconic songs. Altogether not a sad watch, but nothing to get excited about. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Yeah, I've had it explained to me that it's a childish desire to eat the yummy cake and also possess your pretty birthday treat in its entirety, but I can't say I know that particular feeling. Was pretty content to eat the cake as a kid. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I'm an adult with disposable income who plays a lot of videogames and spends a lot of money on the hobby, but I'm so far from the core audience the industry is trying to exploit. Curious if there's a viable space in the market for preservationist hardware or if it's all emulation. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/04/2025The Ninja Gaiden series is most notable for how badly it dosen't want to be played. Which version you play and how to access that version is the stuff of rabbit holes and conspiracy. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 31/03/2025All the least satisfying puzzles are from games that aren't otherwise about puzzling. Thinking about Prince of Persia: Warrior Within and those buttons you have to hit in the right order every time you activate a time portal. Just... guess until you get the right sequence. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025See, I had this problem, too. So I decided to Pavlov my cat by playing Funkytown ever time I feed him. 2 cats later, they all come running to the tune and don't get excited for food unless the song plays. 010
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025This is a pretty consistent example of it. It's not illegal, no one will call the cops if you don't follow the invisible rules, it just makes people upset. "Fake rules" don't have consequences for the person breaking them. 030
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Sometimes I mess up, but I prefer it if it does line up. Might drip off otherwise. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025The Mountain Goats have songs that are better on The Jordan Lake Sessions than they are on the original LP. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I love all the deep cuts in here. Here's one I think about often, but I hardly remember anything about it. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025You wouldn't call Undertale a hidden gem because it's not. It had a very mainstream presence. Relative to that, 99% if indie games are pretty obscure. The implications mostly seems to be "didn't have a lot of marketing." 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025An interesting consequence of my adolescence on the internet is that I'm rather conditioned to expect someone someone to at least pretend to have answers in any given situation. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Bad is relative. Compared to my mom, I'm god mode at all games. But relative to people in my peer group, I'm pretty trash at shooters. I'll never forget that time I didn't know my friend was spectating me. *shudders* 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The only person qualified to answer this is @ironpineapple.bsky.social 110
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Now, I'm not saying it sounds good, but I'm willing to entertain the idea. Might depend on the type of cheese. We could iterate on the idea. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The game manages to play it too safe for some people while being too much of a departure for others. It's a funny little project by a studio that's being watched by everyone, so opinions are all over the place. 020
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025To be clear, I mean... the song 'Zombie' by the bad The Cranberries, not the song 'Zombie by the Cranberries by Andrew Jackson Jihad' by the band AJJ. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Somebody who edits videos: make a fan edit of Ellie from TLoU2 being a menace to the song Zombie by The Cranberries, I think that would be a very good art. 100
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Sometimes I ask my friends what I should play as if I would not reject anything they say. 000
Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Probably something I played before I knew how to think a game was bad. To my memory, I had am E.T. game of the PS1 that I couldn't even figure out how to play as a kid. In recent history... probably AC Odyssey. Cried literal tears of boredom. 000
