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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Can't even cry into an uncaring void right.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Bean reckoning.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
All the world is mad that I have hair. The world would take this from me.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Bro, who came up with applying to jobs? This sucks about as much as jobs.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I will not make myself pleasant to see.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Please do not put cooldown timers in action games.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm trying to examine the relationship I have with sex, and I'm certain at the very least that all the times I didn't get laid created no problems for me.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Devil May Cry anime is basically just an excuse to show fans some nostalgic imagery and cover some iconic songs. Altogether not a sad watch, but nothing to get excited about.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm an adult with disposable income who plays a lot of videogames and spends a lot of money on the hobby, but I'm so far from the core audience the industry is trying to exploit. Curious if there's a viable space in the market for preservationist hardware or if it's all emulation.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The Ninja Gaiden series is most notable for how badly it dosen't want to be played. Which version you play and how to access that version is the stuff of rabbit holes and conspiracy.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
A lone daffodil On a mulch bed Dead as fuck
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
An interesting consequence of my adolescence on the internet is that I'm rather conditioned to expect someone someone to at least pretend to have answers in any given situation.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Somebody who edits videos: make a fan edit of Ellie from TLoU2 being a menace to the song Zombie by The Cranberries, I think that would be a very good art.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
In a sort of poorly considered move by society, you can just own a drill. Don't have to prove you know what you're doing or nothin'. Just buy it. Put holes in stuff.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Part of me wishes I was better at shooters. But if I liked shooters, I would probably have spent more time getting better at them. But if I was better, I might like them more. But...
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Open world games are too big. Indie games get the open design right more often. Games like A Short Hike or Dredge feel great to navigate. Add friction to exploration and make the world just big enough that you need to work to get around it.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I never played Overwatch, and based on how much fun I'm having in Rivals, maybe I should have.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You okay, honey? You've barely touched your class consciousness.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The most embarrassing thing that I get mad about is when fan artists draw smut and make the characters' boobs TOO BIG!
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Looking for advice. How do I tell my dad he's gay?
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I was actually the boulder in Sisyphus.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
More like Keyser Sogay.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Sometimes the best way to get something fixed is to fuck it up so bad that we can't put it off anymore.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The Mountain Goats is my #1 artist of the year. Again.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just finished Mouthwashing. I'm gonna jump the gun and say that was really good. Gotta think about that one.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A whisper spoken to nobody in particular, signal lost in the noise. It is still true and good.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Anyone have any good advice on how to get CRT Emudriver and Retroarch to display properly on 240p? My 480i games look fine on any emulator without super resolutions or anything, but 240p just won't work right.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
For most of my adult life, I didn't know what to say when someone asks, "What kind of games do you play?" And now it seems like "indie games" is not only a valid category to name, but communicates meaning information about my values.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My hands know when I have the wrong controller for an emulator. Like, I can't find the triangle on an Xbox controller despite being quite comfortable switching between controller layouts generally.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️ Please, be careful everyone 🙏
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Teenage angst makes for better poetry than grown man angst. You have to come up with something to say eventually.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
In case you forgot, Modest Mouse was really good.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Time Splitters 2 is an 8/10. Very good game.
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Pants 👖 @pantstheman.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
New button to click when I want to get distracted at work.
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