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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Indicating on a bike feels so embarrassing for no reason. Like ooh surprise my house is down here, grow up.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I want a drag queen who only comes out in the Christmas period, like Mariah Carey and formerly Tess Daly. And I want her to be called Carol Singers.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Having an inside out ear is the dog equivalent to your skirt being tucked into your knickers

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Saying this instead of Jesus H Christ from now on

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me, a 6 foot 1 man, brushing the top of my head ever so slightly against 3 low hanging leaves: A tiny little green caterpillar on a string:

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The new album is literally called ‘You May Offend’. The desperation to stay relevant is painful.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m starting to think it’s deliberately unintelligible just to get people talking.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Simplicity Cremation, wheyagooowheyagooa

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I like my 1800s architecture like I like my men

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When he says ‘wal-‘ but not ‘-kies’ 😔

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Like I know I’m old and this is very old man yells at cloud of me but this Lisa Scott Lee loving hun in jeans and a nice top with bubbly in the fridge era of ‘comedy’ jumped the shark 6/7 years ago.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Getting pretty bored of seeing the same 6 or 7 conventionally attractive queers representing us all tbh.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The same people who loved that Ann Widdecombe ‘spoke her mind’ and didn’t ’mince her words’ are now furious that people are speaking their minds and not mincing their words.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It’s almost as if she doesn’t actually care about those things

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dropped my coffee on a packed bus and now I’m sat drinking it upside down on a packed bus.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

‘Yesterday I wore blue and had a blue box, so I’m wearing blue today just for you’ GUESS WHAT FUCKING COLOUR IT WAS 🔴

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Deal or no Deal is an absolute nightmare for my autistic brain. No, you don’t have a ‘good feeling’, and your ‘system’ is no more useful than the thousands of systems people have used before and still fucked it up. IT’S A GAME OF CHANCE.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It’s my birthday on Tuesday but I’ll be working, so I’m accepting nudes from now in advance. Just so we’re all aware 👍

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

No, YOU decided it would be a good idea to install blinds in 30 degree heat.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Can’t explain I just know she’s a terf

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

My mum works in B&M and her house is tat central. I love it.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Bloody LOVE Whitby! Used to go there all the time as a kid when I lived oop North x

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I wish she’d done more acting - I always thought she was great in that film for what it was.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Had a dream last night that I went on Dragons’ Den with a Pez dispenser but for Weetabix. It was going really well but then they found out I was married to Deborah Meaden and disqualified me. She was so angry like ‘why didn’t you tell me you were coming on?!’ 10/10

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

When friends message you then leave you on read #snakeseverywhere

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me: greenfly I do not want you on me but I am going to gently lift you by the wings so as not to hurt you The greenfly:

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

JK Rowling naming an Italian witch who is also an insect ^

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

‘Had a heated row’. No - you calmly pointed out something blazingly obvious and Ed had a tantrum.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Dear Apple - I am never ‘doing an outdoor walk workout’. I am simply existing in London.

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

There was also some significant fangirling over @greenpartyscott.bsky.social and Mark Bittlestone but I really did have to run 🤷

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Please apologise on my behalf to the lovely person trying to wrangle everyone to organise the photos; had to jump in while I could! ❤️

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Had to temporarily abandon my boyfriends birthday drinks for this but honestly? Worth it. @zackpolanski.bsky.social #votegreen

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

iPhone users - here’s my current favourite shortcut. Brings up every photo/video you made on this day every year and lets you select them for deletion. Great for spring cleaning and a little trip down memory lane! www.icloud.com/shortcuts/03...

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I did a marathon last week in 0-3 degrees with wind chill in a vest and shorts and still sweated my tits off