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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Saying this instead of Jesus H Christ from now on

Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me, a 6 foot 1 man, brushing the top of my head ever so slightly against 3 low hanging leaves: A tiny little green caterpillar on a string:

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I like my 1800s architecture like I like my men

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When he says ‘wal-‘ but not ‘-kies’ 😔

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dropped my coffee on a packed bus and now I’m sat drinking it upside down on a packed bus.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

No, YOU decided it would be a good idea to install blinds in 30 degree heat.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Can’t explain I just know she’s a terf

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

When friends message you then leave you on read #snakeseverywhere

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me: greenfly I do not want you on me but I am going to gently lift you by the wings so as not to hurt you The greenfly:

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Had to temporarily abandon my boyfriends birthday drinks for this but honestly? Worth it. @zackpolanski.bsky.social #votegreen

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

This took a good twenty minutes to post because my Face ID had no idea who the fuck I was.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Where has he been and how do we make him go back there

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

My parents in bed the day I came out:

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

POV: you’re trawling on Brixton Hill and catch a merman.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Zack annihilating the right in interviews vs Zack offered a pastry treat

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Bathtime for Frankie ft. bombastic side eye, Fiddler on the Roof and Claudia Winkleman

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Them: who’s up for afters? Me:

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Can everyone keep it down please, my son is sleeping.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Guess who forgot to pack underwear for this weekend.

A mirror selfie of Andrew topless in green chinos. There is a rather indiscreet bulge in them.

A mirror selfie of Andrew topless in green chinos. There is an indiscreet bulge in them.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

‘Melania, stay perfectly still. It’s vision is based on movement’

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

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Pants Macabre @pantsmacabre.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Well I don’t know if I believe that’s true

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