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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood

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35. 1867. once scored 37 points in middle school. helping men and boys learn and grow together. i was pants_so_short on the other app. i had locs, not no more. in a world where you can do anything, do good. check out #pulleycooks

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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 41m
A woman with neck tattoos? Been there. Done that. Is it fun? Fa sho. Can my heart handle it again? Nah.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 1h
Its gone smell like chernobyl.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 2h
Opened TikTok and got a notification that “sweat.stained.bussy” liked my comment. I don’t even care to see what the comment was. I’ve seen enough from this world. I’m ready to gone head and call it quits.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 8h
You know what confuses the hell out of me? Women who, rightfully, talk about not trusting men and then every Sunday (and some Mondays and Thursdays) put their faith and happiness in the hands of FIFTY THREE stranger men + staff. You really think that’s a good idea?!
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 9h
Told my students that if I’m not caught up on grading by 11:59 PM I owe $100 (cash) next Monday to the first person who emails me at midnight from each section I teach. I’ve got it set to publish grades at 11:58 PM. I got tricking to do in November. Not giving these kids free money!
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 10h
I know that there are already efforts underway to diminish and shame Jane Doe in the Cornell case. I’m not even getting into the legality of it all. For a moment I want to talk about morality and socialization. Laws don’t set our morals or ethics and shouldn’t be the standard we aspire to reach.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good thing I already know it.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I HATE when folks bring up the MNBA to talk about what players should be willing to endure. If folks weren’t so hellbent on misogyn(y/oir) and queerphobia they’d actually be examining why they think it’s acceptable to behave the way they do at men’s sporting events.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m finishing prep for this afternoon’s guest lecture, but someone please remind me this evening to post my thread related to Cornell and LSU and the pervasiveness of rape culture.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TURN THIS UP
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Zodi Addams 🍁☕️🎃 @zodi777.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
My fried fish levels are critically low. 😩
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m guest lecturing for a class today. The class is about sports and leadership. My guest lecture? Sexual violence in sports. I can’t wait.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Heads up, Maryland! New Maryland gun and police laws take effect Oct. 1 wjla.com/news/local/m...
wjla.com
New Maryland gun and police laws take effect Oct. 1
Several new gun and law-enforcement rules take effect Thursday in Maryland, bringing new requirements for police officers and firearms dealers while setting the
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The frequency of how often these apps need to be updated to function is my newest conspiracy theory. I don’t know what I think they’re up to besides the regular data stuff but it’s something. I know it.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want 6 al pastor and 6 carne asada tacos with a side of 3 birria tacos and a bowl of pho w/ the basil soda to wash it down.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of the conversation I’ve seen online regarding Cornell has been about the inherent violent nature of white fraternities. I’m not here to defend white fraternities. That said, men’s violence toward women, other men, and themselves ain’t exclusive to white frats.
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got my annual conflict of interest letter today. It informed me I could that accepting a gift of more than $3 is a violation.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love a fine woman that know she fine. Humble who about what? I’m putting premium in that tank, baby.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet recently divorced South Mouth go crazy. I need to put that on my to-do list.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m never making it to heaven. I told a man he was holding on two fish and five loaves worth of hair on his head 😔
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why Saquon got on the Bosworth collar?
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
F*ck Nick Saban.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cinnamon recall at the start of pumpkin spice season? Oh white women bout to show out.
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Strap Sucking Slasher @audreybjunior.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
NOT THE SYNONYM, LAWD! JUST TAKE ME!
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
net worth of over $190 billion and can't remember his own phone number while i'm filling out yougov surveys to make extra money for my son's insulin. capitalism fucking rocks.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got out of surgery and I’m wearing Parfums de Marly and I just got paid. So please don’t let me come across ya ol lady because I promise I’m gone ask her “What good is a diamond nobody can see?”
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was just made aware that there’s an unopened karaoke machine in the basement of my office building that just needs to be claimed by someone. Oh, it’s up. I can’t wait!
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Parents, how do you get the youths to like you less? My students really think we’re friends and just want to come kick it all the time like I ain’t got no job.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For about a year I’ve been thinking about what’s “next” for me. I don’t have a clearly defined answer just yet and it’s admittedly frustrating. But receiving messages like this one let me know that I’m where I’m supposed to be doing what I’m supposed to do for now.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thinking about sending her a fall/boo box. 🤔
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 22/09/2026
Breaking news: Vice President JD Vance is set to announce that the administration is removing hundreds of thousands of people from Affordable Care Act coverage, saying that they were fraudulently enrolled in the government health program.
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Trump officials plan to cut hundreds of thousands from ACA, claiming fraud
Vance targeted ACA enrollment as part of a broader administration crackdown on suspected fraud.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Send her lunch money for the first day of fall.
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BIGHEADBase @bigheadbase.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Ai ads, Ozempic ads, Gambling ads. Ai ads, Ozempic ads, Gambling ads. Ai ads, Ozempic ads, Gambling ads. I'd kill for an ad just about a new pot scrubber!
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Make It Stop!
ALT: Make It Stop!
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a world where you can do anything, do good.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have not seen a single video or promotion of that man from Chicago whose first album was about not returning to his institution of higher education and for that I am grateful.
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BeautifulHooligan💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Everytime I get on this app ALL I CAN HEAR IS CRITICIZE CRITICIZE CRITICIZE 😭
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In a world where you can do anything, do good.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t believe what I’m seeing. This man working out in Timbs?!
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing in a million years could have prepared me for the text I just received. If it’s not too much would you pray or send some positive/healing thoughts to someone who means so much to me.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really thought Steve Harvey was playing the piano and saxophone on that show as a child. I also thought that was his hair so there’s that.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ginuwine naming that song “Differences”’will always piss me off.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remind me o come back and share some thoughts re: capitalism, gender, and ideas of labor.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In a world where you can do anything, do good.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU does something stupid, and SMU decides to do something stupider
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I smoked a Mississippi pot roast yesterday. Today I added some mushrooms and provolone cheese and put it in a hoagie roll and made a Mississippi beef sandwich similar to an Italian beef sandwich. Boooooooy let me tell you. If I opened a restaurant it’d be a sandwich shop fa sho.
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Google is making it clear they are all in on helping build the surveillance state. S lot of people are using this guide right now. substack.com/@psychopete1...
substack.com
De-Google Your Life
And starve the machine while you're at it.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eli Pope couldn’t get me to offer up this information.
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They’re not playing this game tonight.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026
So.... does this FSU power outage mean replay clocks and cameras will need to be re-synced? You know, just in case.
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