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Interdisciplinary hinterlands and library systems.

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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Am currently making fun of a vendor's beta AI product by betting on how fast I can hit the guardrails by having a "conversation" with Foucault. Plus it's always fun to send this meme.
Two dogs, one hitting the other with a baseball bat and the caption GO TO HORNY JAIL above.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I haven't decided where "gay" should go.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
First sunflower bouquet for Meep, who loves to chew them.
A tabby cat chewing on a sunflower bouquet.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This sitter always gets a great picture of Meep.
A tabby cat doing the catwalk thing on a windowsill.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It’s been 6 hours, there’s tacos for dinner, I’m surrounded by domestic bliss and still furious about this entire post. @librarypunk.bsky.social, I think I need to come visit about this, the richest text about AI.
I’m not putting Marc Andreesen’s bullshit in alt text for users who need it. Nobody deserves that. Anyway it’s his idea of building an impartial chatbot with a prompt that magically with rainbow sparkles fixes everything and he’s so generously shared it with all of us, absolute fucking houseplant of a person anyway I’m sorry for not providing alt text but no one should have to read it including me.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Increasingly relying on dark souls meme generators as reward mechanisms for housework.
A character exits the undead asylum in dark souls II with the overlarge caption NOUN VERBED replaced with DISHES DONE.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Here are Pekoe (void) and The Meep (tabby).
Pekoe (void) and The Meep (tabby). Two shorthair cats sitting on unsorted laundry.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I would be incandescently furious if I found out a teacher wrote my kid’s IEP documentation with ChatGPT.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sunday Scarys are active so please enjoy my cats, sitting in sorted laundry together.
A black cat hugs a tabby cat on some sheets and towels.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Humans being bros.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We are hiring! Head of Research and Instruction for Special Collections. We need your ideas, ingenuity, and fearless care. SCRC has some of the best, most creative people and you can be part of it in one of the most amazing cities in the country! apply.interfolio.com/179656
The to-do list from Untitled Goose Game, on lined notebook paper. It reads: 

to do: 
Update your CV (this is crossed out) 
Shake off impostor syndrome (this is also crossed out) 
apply for this job at UChicago
become a horrible goose
work with amazing people
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Have this actual soot sprite.
A very black cat on cream colored bedding.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I left out a cardboard box and packing paper overnight. One of the cats is making the most incredible racket digging this morning but it’s her favorite activity. She was rescued from a recycling bin so maybe it feels cozy?
A tabby cat sitting on a window sill.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
workplace persona triptych is complete.
Josh Lyman, from The West Wing Roy Kent, from Ted Lasso.Ilya Rozanov, from Heated Rivalry.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I take the credentialling of hot priests very seriously.
Richard Chamberlain and Rachel Ward in the 1980s miniseries, The Thornbirds.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
No Sunday Scary this week.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Everyone on the subway when asked about her:
A scene from Terminator 2. The T-1000 is asking John Connor’s childhood friend Tim where John is, and because Tim knows not to talk to cops, says “Nah, I don’t know him.”
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pekoe’s tummy is mostly for trapping hands and occasional pets.
A black cat grabs a person’s hand for a kicker-toy.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Their favorite sitter was on schedule again.
A tabby cat marks a person’s hand with their mouth.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Cats straight up lying to the cat sitter right now. “We are indoor-outdoor, didn’t she sign the permission slip?”
A void and a tabby sitting on a coffee table, each attempting to hypnotize the cat sitter with brainwaves.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My seasonally spooky void, Pekoe.
The blackest cat ever sits next to a pumpkin on a white mantle.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Mostly spent the weekend cleaning and spending time with my goblins.
A black cat and tabby cat snuggle on a bed.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I had trouble soldering the bezels on today and need more practice with the third hand tool. But every time I practice I get a little better.
Poorly soldered silver rings. They’re plain with no texture or adornments, on a dot grid piece of paper.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m so tired and I hate everything. Here are my goblins being ridiculous for the cat sitter.
A black cat nuzzles a tabby cat who is looking up at the camera.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Cut into a soap loaf this morning. Everything looks like bread. The center will darken to match the edges as it cures. This uses a coffee fragrance oil with coffee grounds added to the batter.
Bars of coffee soap on a curing rack.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Related: Palmer Lucky is advertising in the Shoe now.
A banner at Ohio State’s football stadium with the words “defend the shoe” and ANDURIL on it
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
90s inspired grid landscape in the “now that’s what I call music” style with the words HOLY SHIT MEN ARE EMBARRASSING over it.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
More action shots. Miss my enormous love bug.
A black cat playing with a string toy.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
A recent action shot of Pekoe from the cat sitter.
A black cat looks away from the camera and finishes a treat.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A cup of tea with the headline or caption that reads “Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work”
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
One of the current cats has done the previous cat’s Asking For Treats pose exactly.
A tabby cat standing on a footstool, looking up expecting a treat.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Then please, tell this beloved crimebag they’ve got a subscription. Here are mine, basking in a recently cleaned floor.
Crimebag cats: a tabby and a void on a red rug, cleaning each other.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Okay you know what it hurts my brain too much to not make it.
The goose from Untitled Goose Game holds a knife in its beak with the words: what historical image? Show me the “historical image” loser in meme form.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Local spot has big sunflowers again. They are Meep’s favorite thing besides spider plants.
A tabby cat looking at a large sunflower blossom.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Meep vamping again.
A tabby cat with yellow eyes sits on a windowsill.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A friend is chicken sitting and I learned chickens like watermelon.
A variety of chickens happily eating watermelon chunks in a pen.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Weekend was a decent recharge even though it was quite busy with people-ing.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A nice view of the skyline from last night.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I made a ring! It is too big for me and uneven and I kind of hate/adore how bad I am at this but I hammered and soldered and did the thing.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The Meep doing her regal pose this evening.
A tabby cat flopped in front of a plague doctor plushie near a red carpet. The cat looks into the camera with a steady gaze.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Pekoe looks about done with these shenanigans.
A black cat with yellow eyes looks incredulous at the camera.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I am trying to buy gel capsules for this awful but very effective resin I have to take for the rest of my life and I’ve never seen the wellness to right wing pipeline so clearly.
Amazon wants me to complete my basket of purchases with ivermectin.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Note the presence of the perfectly good, heated bed next to the box. I pointed this out and she shifted, I heard a paper crinkle, and I understood it was the superior spot.
A black cat sleeping in a shipping box lined with crinkly paper.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Truly the best.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Honestly. This is embarrassing for many reasons, not the least of which is he could have fixed the problem by taking it on himself and handling it with the university directly.
A screenshot from the UNC salary database, showing the Dean of the iSchool makes $329,600 a year.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Still, I adore my love-bug water panther who has never met a stranger. The friendliest cat.
A very black cat looks at a pet sitter and asks for attention.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Pekoe has persisted in her goal of disassembling the water fountain every day for almost 2 years. The Velcro-like patches my partner used to hold it down worked well until tonight, when Pekoe finally achieved the dream and was surprised when water went everywhere.
A very black cat exploring an upturned water fountain on a hardwood floor.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
“She always lets us run around the building. You can text and ask!”
A tabby cat and a black cat standing together. They both look up at a human taking their picture.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“She always lets us outside, what’s the problem?”
A black cat and a tabby cat crowd the feet of a person in a doorway.
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panoptigoth @panoptigoth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This particular cat sitter always gets the best pictures of Meep.
A tabby cat sits on the arm of a couch with its head tilted slightly.
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