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@panopticat.bsky.social
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 3h
Some of you might remember me predicting the Site Formerly Known As Twitter showing pay-per-view snuff porn www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
Pete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain".
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 17h
@zamoosh.bsky.social
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I ate at this place there was one server & one cook. No other employees, no other customers. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/local-n...
yourcentralvalley.com
Yosemite’s nearest Denny’s permanently closes
The Denny’s restaurant located in Oakhurst, California, which served as the closest location to Yosemite National Park, has permanently closed.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anyone remember the mnemonic plague?
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the story of how you are apparently my clone? I'm sorry you're afflicted in the same way. 🫂
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey thanks but IDGAF what's new with Discord, because it's only ever treats for Nitro users. Us normies can just get age-verified until we find a new client, amirite
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cafeteria staff, every day: We're already out of coffee! 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 me, every time: Just have the engineers repurpose a 40 gallon water heater, or two
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see people getting their Halloween stuff out & up before it's even October. Are we seriously going to see seasonal drift for this holiday like we used to with Xmas? Because I am one thousand percent down with that.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me: Not every actor can be Christopher Walken. him: 𝘠𝘦𝘴, they 𝘤𝘢𝘯! If they just 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ha ha, it's just like reading your pay stub! ╥__╥ futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com
Bizarre New Websites Are Designed Specifically to Spark Dopamine in Your Brain
A wave of "dopamine sites" are designed to spark the pleasure centers in your lizard brain by simulating shopping and ordering food.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good job talking yourself into a downgrade, comp hunter! Maybe reserve the rest of your bullshit for those casino hotels where it actually works.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jewelling lab is operational again. Next hazard will be forgetting to eat....
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made little cheesecakes yesterday, & oh boy was that the right deciscion. 🤤
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We got an exercise wheel for the cat, but so far the very best use for it has been all the Stargate jokes from humans.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Compromise: feed them cotton candy
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some sort of logic in me is like, well, yes, they'd be eating cotton or wool batting (pun about being stuffed) because that's what they're filled with & it does deteriorate. They need to breathe so the batting doesn't mat & stiffen, to flush out spores & the like, & they -must- avoid moths.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So, the list of foods that are good & safe for a gastritis patient is frustratingly close to last night's dinner menu. I'm just cursed, then, is that it? I'm just fucking cursed.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"This One Common Household Item Actually Attracts Cockroaches" . . . Yyyes, it's called food; it's everywhere, I know
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Have them play rock-paper-scissors :3
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Triumphant unicorn hunter, Max Destruction
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Obligatory quip about modern hetero hassles phys.org/news/2026-08...
phys.org
One million years without sex fails to erase stick insects' unused biological system
Scientists have made a surprising finding about how an asexually reproducing stick insect has evolved. Research led by Dr. Darren Parker, lecturer in evolutionary biology at Bangor University, studied...
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
32G RAM on this beast & I am still hand-sewing faster than Window can do... anything at all
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Getting 90s flashbacks today from Windows installing an Oh So Vital update on my laptop at fucking 2% per minute
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today's shift was so wild I'm half disappointed & half relieved no one is awake to ask how my day went when I get home.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
me: Finally, a weekend where I might be able to get enough rest & fluids to recover from-- Boomer: Have you contacted Schwab yet like I told you? Let's do that tomorrow afternoon. #fml
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm listening...
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Since they want rent to be a percentage of monthly pay, why not streamline things & have landlords negotiate our wages?
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Aaaaaa congrats 🥰 Health & luck to you & the baby
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local Vons is highly skilled at knowing exactly what I need most, and not selling it anymore. My hat is off to you guys, because I flung it on the ground in an exasperated rage.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
imgur is now a place where people who claim to despise AI slop will attack you if you point out how much of it they're posting.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
SJ Merc acting all shocked about "this late child star was worth $400K but living in an RV on skid row," because they remain hilariously out of touch wrt the cost of living in California.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Doodles, please :3
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When it has nothing to do with sex but is still somehow intensely erotic: www.sciencealert.com/world-first-...
sciencealert.com
World-First 'Super Alloy' Could Transform The Way Metals Are Made
Metal alloys are used everywhere from aircraft to cutlery, making them an indispensable part of modern life.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dreamed I saw an electric storm blow over a mountain & start a lightning complex. It was beautiful and terrifying
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The most immediately meme-able work I've ever seen here.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I admit, I don't follow the robotics community closely.. but ffs, why did this take so long to develop? It feels 10 years late. Y'all need more weird artists in STEM www.zmescience.com/science/news...
zmescience.com
This Weird 20-Legged Robot Moves Like Nothing Else on Earth and It Could Change How We Build Machines
Argus defies traditional robotics by being guided exclusively by mathematical symmetry rather than biological design.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me: I'm going to use the anti-AI filter so my search results aren't full of made-up bullshit. search engine: Here's an assload of websites that have decided to fill themselves with AI-generated content, enjoy #fml
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I've tried twice to upload pictures & this is the first post i've had that Bsky would not accept them.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is Prince. He will cry if he can't see a human
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Okay, but what if... ice cream cone made from fortune cookie stuff
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Looks like we've finally circled back to the "sugar is good for you" studies, publishing results paid for by that massively subsidized industry that wishes you'd believe stevia & monkfruit are artificial sweeteners.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I had a dream about some lifeform that was just a staring skull with many rows of large metal teeth, & I was absolutely baffled about what its natural habitat would have been. Did not realize even once that it was basically a background doodle from DOOM.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Today's batch of deviled eggs had Dad's hot sauce in, and 𝘸𝘰𝘸. 𝙒𝙤𝙬 X9
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A guest came up last night & started whining about how tired she was, & I was just like "Lady you are speaking my very soul right now, let me get you the best room I possibly can."
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ibuprofen isn't touching the migraine, but it's the sort of day where going to work is still far more appealing than staying home....
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"You gonna buy something already? This ain't a library, pal!"
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Now that we've done hot girl summer & rot girl summer, where do we go? Rat girl summer, fat girl summer? Riot Grrl summer?
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Let's see if antiperspirant under the boobs makes a difference.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Matt Prince can't actually say 𝘩𝘰𝘸 AI-generated bullshit & ad-ignoring bots would make the internet better for humans. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
nbcnews.com
Bot web traffic has overtaken human web traffic, data shows
Cloudflare says 57.4% of requests to a selection of websites it hosts are now automated bot requests, while 42.6% are human-generated.
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Another juicy sci-fi story prompt: scitechdaily.com/its-alive-su...
scitechdaily.com
It’s Alive? Surprising Discovery Changes What We Know About Fog
Scientists discovered that fog droplets can host living bacteria that grow and help remove harmful pollutants from the atmosphere, revealing fog as a surprisingly active microbial environment.
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