edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When I ate at this place there was one server & one cook. No other employees, no other customers. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/local-n...yourcentralvalley.comYosemite’s nearest Denny’s permanently closesThe Denny’s restaurant located in Oakhurst, California, which served as the closest location to Yosemite National Park, has permanently closed. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh hey thanks but IDGAF what's new with Discord, because it's only ever treats for Nitro users. Us normies can just get age-verified until we find a new client, amirite 001
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026cafeteria staff, every day: We're already out of coffee! 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 me, every time: Just have the engineers repurpose a 40 gallon water heater, or two 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I see people getting their Halloween stuff out & up before it's even October. Are we seriously going to see seasonal drift for this holiday like we used to with Xmas? Because I am one thousand percent down with that. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026me: Not every actor can be Christopher Walken. him: 𝘠𝘦𝘴, they 𝘤𝘢𝘯! If they just 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 001
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ha ha, it's just like reading your pay stub! ╥__╥ futurism.com/future-socie...futurism.comBizarre New Websites Are Designed Specifically to Spark Dopamine in Your BrainA wave of "dopamine sites" are designed to spark the pleasure centers in your lizard brain by simulating shopping and ordering food. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Good job talking yourself into a downgrade, comp hunter! Maybe reserve the rest of your bullshit for those casino hotels where it actually works. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jewelling lab is operational again. Next hazard will be forgetting to eat.... 001
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I made little cheesecakes yesterday, & oh boy was that the right deciscion. 🤤 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We got an exercise wheel for the cat, but so far the very best use for it has been all the Stargate jokes from humans. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026So, the list of foods that are good & safe for a gastritis patient is frustratingly close to last night's dinner menu. I'm just cursed, then, is that it? I'm just fucking cursed. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"This One Common Household Item Actually Attracts Cockroaches" . . . Yyyes, it's called food; it's everywhere, I know 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Obligatory quip about modern hetero hassles phys.org/news/2026-08...phys.orgOne million years without sex fails to erase stick insects' unused biological systemScientists have made a surprising finding about how an asexually reproducing stick insect has evolved. Research led by Dr. Darren Parker, lecturer in evolutionary biology at Bangor University, studied... 010
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Getting 90s flashbacks today from Windows installing an Oh So Vital update on my laptop at fucking 2% per minute 100
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Today's shift was so wild I'm half disappointed & half relieved no one is awake to ask how my day went when I get home. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026me: Finally, a weekend where I might be able to get enough rest & fluids to recover from-- Boomer: Have you contacted Schwab yet like I told you? Let's do that tomorrow afternoon. #fml 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Since they want rent to be a percentage of monthly pay, why not streamline things & have landlords negotiate our wages? 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local Vons is highly skilled at knowing exactly what I need most, and not selling it anymore. My hat is off to you guys, because I flung it on the ground in an exasperated rage. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026imgur is now a place where people who claim to despise AI slop will attack you if you point out how much of it they're posting. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026SJ Merc acting all shocked about "this late child star was worth $400K but living in an RV on skid row," because they remain hilariously out of touch wrt the cost of living in California. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026When it has nothing to do with sex but is still somehow intensely erotic: www.sciencealert.com/world-first-...sciencealert.comWorld-First 'Super Alloy' Could Transform The Way Metals Are MadeMetal alloys are used everywhere from aircraft to cutlery, making them an indispensable part of modern life. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dreamed I saw an electric storm blow over a mountain & start a lightning complex. It was beautiful and terrifying 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I admit, I don't follow the robotics community closely.. but ffs, why did this take so long to develop? It feels 10 years late. Y'all need more weird artists in STEM www.zmescience.com/science/news...zmescience.comThis Weird 20-Legged Robot Moves Like Nothing Else on Earth and It Could Change How We Build MachinesArgus defies traditional robotics by being guided exclusively by mathematical symmetry rather than biological design. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026me: I'm going to use the anti-AI filter so my search results aren't full of made-up bullshit. search engine: Here's an assload of websites that have decided to fill themselves with AI-generated content, enjoy #fml 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Okay, but what if... ice cream cone made from fortune cookie stuff 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Looks like we've finally circled back to the "sugar is good for you" studies, publishing results paid for by that massively subsidized industry that wishes you'd believe stevia & monkfruit are artificial sweeteners. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I had a dream about some lifeform that was just a staring skull with many rows of large metal teeth, & I was absolutely baffled about what its natural habitat would have been. Did not realize even once that it was basically a background doodle from DOOM. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Today's batch of deviled eggs had Dad's hot sauce in, and 𝘸𝘰𝘸. 𝙒𝙤𝙬 X9 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A guest came up last night & started whining about how tired she was, & I was just like "Lady you are speaking my very soul right now, let me get you the best room I possibly can." 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Ibuprofen isn't touching the migraine, but it's the sort of day where going to work is still far more appealing than staying home.... 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Now that we've done hot girl summer & rot girl summer, where do we go? Rat girl summer, fat girl summer? Riot Grrl summer? 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Let's see if antiperspirant under the boobs makes a difference. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Matt Prince can't actually say 𝘩𝘰𝘸 AI-generated bullshit & ad-ignoring bots would make the internet better for humans. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...nbcnews.comBot web traffic has overtaken human web traffic, data showsCloudflare says 57.4% of requests to a selection of websites it hosts are now automated bot requests, while 42.6% are human-generated. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Another juicy sci-fi story prompt: scitechdaily.com/its-alive-su...scitechdaily.comIt’s Alive? Surprising Discovery Changes What We Know About FogScientists discovered that fog droplets can host living bacteria that grow and help remove harmful pollutants from the atmosphere, revealing fog as a surprisingly active microbial environment. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026No, you selling my data does not actually make for a higher quality experience. Or did you mean the data vendor's experience? Because I am 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 ruining that. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Did you know? The cure for bruxism is a TMJ spasm! woohoo #fml 010
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"Hey there was a supplier issue with your eBay purchase, so here's a refund; now you'll be unable to complain when we use this shipment to smuggle shit" is getting old 000
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edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026"Pit boss" is definitely one of the more intimidating job titles. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026me: I've been saying, it seems like something comes out at night and eats all (the yellow sticky notes). her: It was me! :D 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Today is the employee barbecue! Hope we can get in some cannibalism jokes. 010
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026One thing that keeps the "suddenly a fictional villainess" stories appealing is how frequently they're a perfect inversion of cheap male power fantasies. Cleaning up a reputation that gets you executed is a challenge no matter how much power you start with. 010
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026me: I checked in [that bigshot executive we were expecting]; he was wearing a "pants are bullshit" t-shirt, and shorts. swing shift manager: I like him already. 100
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This week is that pause between the weather being cold & the vegetation being brown & crispy. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026church highlights: me: He's got a rugged, manly cervix. 000
edgewise @panopticat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I don't feel good about buying bootleg DVDs instead of supporting the creator, but if Netflix doesn't want us to own copies of that series, I'm resorting to illegal shit either way 000
