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Horrible Goose Cultist

@panicmoon.bsky.social
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Silversmith, writer, voice actor, concert-goer, public health professional, Horrible Goose Cultist, a soul slowly devoured by Greek mythology, amateur scholar of Mirabilia Diachronism. he/him

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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 6h
It reminds me of when Glee used Jonathan Coulton's acoustic guitar version of Baby Got Back and denied it, not realizing that his version changes the line "Mix-a-lot's in trouble" to "Johnny C's in trouble". It should be noted that no one on Glee could plausibly be referred to as "Johnny C".
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a "Coldist"; I've been secretly fomenting geopolitical unrest so I can get a piece of that sweet sweet nuclear winter
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Xion
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a member of the X-Men whose mutant power is not being able to be remembered by anyone; what is this mutant’s codename? ForgetMeNot
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The geopolitical implications of this metaphor are startling
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do they even make strap-ons that flaccid?
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel very whelmed by this announcement
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is the most Paramore-ass Neopet I've ever see
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some people can’t afford very good insurance so they get the cheap option that’ll make sure they don’t go bankrupt if they have a heart attack. Christ, these assholes are so out of touch
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just because every other person on dating apps makes liking The Office their personality doesn’t make it 11th best of the last 25 years
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your response seems sus, considering he didn’t even mention you
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 18/09/2026
We'd like your help with something. The one hundredth anniversary of Ursula's birth will take place in 2029. This may seem a long time away, but we’re already starting to think about how to celebrate Ursula’s life and art. We’d love to add your ideas to the mix—there's a brief survey here:
form.jotform.com
Centenary event planning
Please click the link to complete this form.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It doesn’t even look real. I love it
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With every Bill Wurtz video, you have to ask yourself “Is Bill Wurtz ok?”. And the answer is always “*wild laughter* oh you’re serious? Absolutely not.”
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw this, wondering how someone with a voice that is equal parts boring and irritating was going to keep eight year olds engaged, and I hit on the perfect way to describe her when she speaks: it’s like if tinnitus were a person
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard the robot said the word “ontology” so it must be super intelligent
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All those radical Walk Awayers are going to throw the election to the people who want to torture two kids!
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Roddy E @alteredbits.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR
Upgrades shop in Coruscant
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What if the “it” is a Molotov cocktail?
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah, but if you go see Arrival with your MoviePass at the Angelica before going to see The Last Jedi with a ticket you reserved months ago, you can use your 50% off post-movie discount at the bar, and it stacks with the 50% from it being happy hour, so you can drink an entire bottle of port for $4
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Universal Studios Hollywood just opened a brand new Fast and the Furious rollercoaster that whips you around in cars featured in the franchise. Which is interesting, because *cars* are what a lot of USH employees actually live in. Please sign this petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
actionnetwork.org
TAKE ACTION NOW: Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 billion last quarter but push their workers into HOMELESSNESS
Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 BILLION in revenue in the second quarter of 2026—a 2.7% increase—but are refusing to negotiate a living wage with IATSE Local B-192 members. While Universal Stu...
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robin j.l. ✴︎ @wyrmregards.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
'neath dark waters, there's a place waiting for you 🌃 #ffxiv ✧ #art
An illustration of Emet-Selch in the city of Amaurot from Final Fantasy XIV, in the style of a vintage postcard. Text reads "Amaurot, the city you'll never forget!". Behind the text lies the undersea cityscape of Amaurot, composed of skyscrapers and other towering buildings with twisting spires. Emet-Selch, a man with dark hair with a white streak wearing a long coat lined with furs and medals, sits morosely on a ledge in the foregound, looking over the city and holding Azem's orange crystal.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Naomi Novik’s The Scholomance! Alix E Harrow’s The Once and Future Witches! Lev Grossman’s The Magicians!
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*sigh* time to tap the sign again...
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And this, children, is why you should never try to fix your mistakes. Cover them up. Bury them deep. Make sure you get a red string board to keep all your lies straight. Be prepared to fake your own death. Remember that that's gonna require massive plastic surgery. No, a BBL doesn't count.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/08/2026
"Eggs expensive under Biden" was a story for six months. "Trump made everything expensive on purpose" is apparently just a Trump personality quirk we're all supposed to get used to.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
His performance in Sacrifice is delightful
Stratos, God of Air from the video game Sacrifice
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As you can tell from this short thread, Korte is a pro, and some national MSM outlet ought to pick her up and get her back in print, pronto. You'd get a lot of great stories, and you'd drive Hegseth bananas.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You are not the creator of Weird Little Guys, merely the vessel through while it reveled itself.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Going to weigh in here with some personal stuff. My son is diagnosed autistic. It made a world of difference because his school had to make accommodations that allowed him to actually cope and learn there, rather than be categorised as "naughty" in an escalating round of attempted control that
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Convincingly mimicking an AI bro is not the same as convincingly mimicking a human being.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 17/08/2026
"Planetary distance are temporatory earth, equater the elenonts and regnestiom org toed dishlign."
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Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With "North Dahota" and "Olkchoma"
An educational packet given to students at one Kentucky middle school contained 17 pages of AI-hallucinated garbage.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You got a quote from fifth billing on hit movie Obsession, Andy Richter!
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toscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'd loved to have seen Jon Hamm in the role.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Keep this up and you can eventually make a GIANT SLINKY
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now, everyone do this.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
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Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In memory of Heather Heyer Murdered by white supremacists 9 years ago today 🕊🕯
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God, we’re living in a fucking loop, aren’t we? This was one of Not-A-Dr. Andrew Wakefield’s goal with his child-torture-masked-as-a-study: separate out MMR into separate shots so he could sell his own. That man is a grift palimpsest.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve yet to hear a single good thing about Wish. Apparently, it’s not even bad in interesting ways, which is a real cardinal sin.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The concept of the “family farm” is horseshit and has been for a long time.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One shows a loving couple having a nice night out and the other shows a decaying plutocrat with his soulless trophy wife. This isn't the own he thinks it is.
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@hoots.bsky.social Look who’s back!
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I suddenly have a million dollar idea…
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