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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Incidentally, the recovery period for most face surgeries is a year or more, so it's not even necessarily "bad" plastic surgery as much as it is a /fresh/ plastic surgery. Unless there's tons of revisions, it'll be fine another 6-12 months.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
At least it's electric?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's looking more and more like DT was an op, but... like... they already got what they wanted. A supreme court loaded with a 6-3 majority of young-ish conservatives. Nothing they don't want to happen will be allowed to happen for another generation.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I love that movie more than most, and I ***DID NOT KNOW THAT*** Thank you for the blessing of this knowledge.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I feel like @jasonkpargin.bsky.social 's Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits and, to a lesser degree, the entire John Dies at the End series are sort of the Ur Trope of these kind of titling shenanigans.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Or more realistically, 250,002 things. :/
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thy cup runneth over with punts from yesteryou. Revel and glory!
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
We're going to see that the megacorp that owns everything (which is to say, every corporation invested in every other corporation) is ALSO living paycheck to paycheck when the bills come due on this ridiculous overdraft of capital.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Our beloved newsboy Dr. Mr. Cody has been a mainstay in my feed for like 7 goddamned years.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hey congrats!
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
One of my favorite jokes: "I used red bull instead of water this morning when I made my coffee, and I made it half way to work before I realized I'd forgotten my car." I work remote now, so I don't get to use it as often. It's a loss I'm happy to take.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Congrats! 👏
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
But you know, if Trump radicalizes Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan could be the left's Joe Rogan. Wouldn't that be something?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"My son, eat a fat dick. The yard is mine and I grow whatever the fuck I want."
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I really meant more for myself in that situation, apologies if unclear.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You been playing Earthbound or something?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The vibe is, "Non-binary, but I have a job."
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Yeah that's fair. Still, congrats on the girls filling out the way they did! Golly
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
How in the gosh dang hell did you think you were packing B's?! Yeesh
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What's in your pants? "Adventure!" Or alternately, "HYAAAA!"
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I really like the "Young Master" bun. Needs hair sticks for flair.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I think this is part of the reason I've fallen in love with incremental style games of late. You do a run, see what works and what doesn't, and then it's back to the beginning to improve your improvables, and reassess your kit for the next run. Delicious stuff.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It's kinda mean, but it IS pretty funny... 🤔
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You're not really supposed to do that to people you like
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I love seeing trans men that are jacked completely beyond belief. Well, and everyone, but trans men especially.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Wouldn't it be some real bullshit if they did? Like, can you imagine it? Can you imagine what the news would look like every day if they did?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
These might be the littlest, gayest shorts I've ever seen. Amazing
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
West Virginia, much of the rural Rust and Bible belts, everything that's not specifically a city in the "Mountain" time zone. They aren't developed, they just have a big ass highway running through them and enough gas stations to get your car through to somewhere more important.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is especially jarring in the modern day, as it is ostensibly used to refer to developing nations, when the economies of many states in the US could be considered "developing" or "undeveloped" by the day's standards. ...
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
HRT day 90 was about when I really started noticing my face change. It was dope.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Rivals to lovers, clearly.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Deploying Marines to an American urban environment automatically makes it a combat zone. Marines are ONLY used as an invasion force (as opposed to an occupying force, which is what the army is for), and the only weapons they use are lethal. I am terrified for anyone within 5 miles.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The hp damage you must have taken during the playthrough notwithstanding, this was an excellent video. Thank you. Be kind to yourself. @_@
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Just remember that you have friends everywhere.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Not sick of Andor references, sick of them being so topical, and of living in precedented times.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Veteran here, I've kept a small amount of attention on this - the military has had recruiting and retention issues for over a decade. Lots of military folks are balking at the idea of being deployed stateside in non-training conditions.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Creating desperation, and drawing a cutting line that plainly delineates who the admin thinks deserves life, and who the admin feels... otherwise about.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Sorry about that sword of Damocles. :(
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
No one gets assigned NB at birth, that's like as trans as you can get, I think. Although of course you can claim whatever you vibe with.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm about 75k deep from FFS and VFSRAC at Yeson. I don't regret the spend, but it sure did hurt seeing 50k vanish from my account overnight.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
So, how's the avalanche of septic sludge treating you?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
So instead of the lights just going out, it's extremely likely that as your body dies, your brain is taking you through the most intense and meaningful hallucinations of your life. Personally, I think that THIS is the afterlife everyone is always going on about.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Something perhaps of interest - it takes the brain about two hours after cardiac arrest to fully wind down, and actually flares into overdrive as it consumes the last of its sugars and begins eating into its fats.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Would it surprise you at all to learn that the Biff Tannen from Hell Valley in Back to the Future part 2 was based on a certain future (current) president?
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Maybe it's trauma and I'm remembering the bad and forgetting the good. I want to believe the best in people, but it would take an extremely dramatic shift in attitudes towards child-rearing to overcome the current tradition of raising boys to be selfish, entitled, and violent.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I'm also transfem, and for better or worse, I grew up around men thinking I was like them and not like women, and the way they talked about women and about each other was, more often than not, utterly reprehensible. (cont)
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The bitter, cynical part of me wants to respond with, "When have they shown us they are capable of behaving otherwise?" I know it's not true; I know several men who have decent moral fiber. Dozens, perhaps, in my life. But that's out of HUNDREDS. (cont)
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Felons can't vote. Inventing crimes to punish is what authoritarians do for laughs.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
This is the first thing capitalist shills will attack you for - preference. "Oh, government bread suddenly not good enough for you, commie?!" But just because you don't want ten companies making every product you consume by way of hideous exploitation doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to choose.
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Pandolin @pandolin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
But DEI exists to make organizations more inclusive, so by saying that his teachings were already inclusive, you're suggesting his organization EMBODIES DEI principles. So by your own reasoning, being anti-DEI is un-Christian, right?
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