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Loving you is like surfing you. What can I do? But wax up my stick and shoot your tubes.

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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Someone get this man a bathtub, STAT!
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tiny, tiny penises.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nobody tell the 🐓💩🍊🤡 about executive privilege. That he hasn’t invoked it yet tells me he has no clue about it.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well gosh I hope there’s no chance of another assassination attempt and surly that it’s not successful this time.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What kind of man doesn’t stand up for his wife when she’s called a pig on a national debate stage?
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The ‘man’ IS a fart in church.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The only good thing to come out of Australia is the retort, “Stick a dick in it.”
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No one has ever looked like they’re about to say, and actually, “FART!!”
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Waterloo Live is an especially delicious entertainment.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m going to gift you a mental image. Ready? BASIC INSTINCT
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Bond Girl's Iconic Pose
ALT: Bond Girl's Iconic Pose
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Day 1 of the next president needs to repeal Section 230 for Truth Social in particular. Regardless, it needs deep reforms. Social media platforms are large enough to do the necessary work to make their platforms safe for the concept of society. Everyone else can be exempt.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Thumb of the President.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Susan Collins backs the 🐓💩🍊🤡 so by definition any and all Platner scandal is better than Susie returning to the senate. No, we don’t want another stroked out senator changing into a DINO, but Platner is a much better human specimen than a cheesesteak in cargo shorts.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They should join Spencer Pratt and fuck off to a red state.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Aren’t ’journalists’ supposed to be “unleashed, burn-it-all-down to expose the truth..?” Isn’t that the job description?
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Or God finally did his job. Maybe? Please?
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh I can’t wait to see how that plays out. He thinks he can tell Satanyahoo what to do. Bwahahahahaha.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As we’d say in Hawaii, aloha oe.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Reagan: ‘Welfare queens are bankrupting the country.” Republicans: “Democrats are buying votes with entitlements like food stamps.” The 🐓💩🍊🤡: “Pardon J6ers and pay them $1.6 billion.”
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He can afford to be. He’s a Russian asset.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bessent is a Russian asset.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oz just said Kenya is ‘very articulate’. #dogwhistle
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You’re wrong. Rick Moranis’s best movie is Little Shop of Horrors.
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Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
ALT: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Quick. Someone tell the 🐓💩🍊🤡 bees own an island with many, very young females.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That’s my state doing that. Hawaii is automatic registration AND everyone gets a mail-in. There are in person options as well.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When you point your kankle at someone there’s 10 more pointing back at you.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Pam Bondi getting cancer is how God says, ‘I love you.’
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Not enough diarrhea.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Thank you for your attention…” always gets me. So out of context.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
ALT: Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
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jb592353.bsky.social @jb592353.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
😂🤣😂🤣
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 27/05/2026
Found some possible fraud and abuse for you to investigate, JD.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tell that to Fuck Schumer and Jeffries.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So he’ll have no problem when we storm it to remove the 🐓💩🍊🤡 right?!
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Virtual treason is what we should be calling social media.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
For all the 💩ing on America the 🐓💩🍊🤡’s been doing.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/05/2026
What is Katie Porter doing? Drop out now‼️ Candidates polling in the single digits need to suspend before ego and vote-splitting hand California to the GOP. Lighting millions on fire attacking other Dems on cable news while Republicans sit back and watch the math isn’t going to give her the win.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/05/2026
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s even time to break stuff that isn’t broken (yet).
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“I wish he well” is a pretty telling sentence.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ahem child, it’s pronounced, “Jaina, “Jaina, Jaina.” 😂
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22³2the_a35cV-🇧🇷♥️ 🌊⚖️ @nextbluewave.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ll wager real money the 🐓💩🍊🤡 is hoping Iran will attack so he can ‘resume’ the Epstein War as a new non-war war.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
He has all the cards and he’s showing them which not how any bard game is played. You don’t tell your opponents what you have. Also, I’m old enough to remember when these idiots said Obama took options off the table by saying “we won’t do this”.
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I wish Christopher Hitchens were alive to debate Medhi Hassan on Islam. Battle of the Titans. Also for Hitchens to be on Jubilee facing 20 Christian [nationalists].
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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s delusional to think he has an actual chance of unseating Collins.
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