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Wallbert Paulson

@pallwall.bsky.social
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Well, Im a Virgo, my O.C.D. swings from crippling to superpower, nazi a-holes took over my old school, an [Subscribe to get the full article.]

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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That BELLY!!!
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like how can you get inside of a box (clearly silly behavior) and then look so majestic and serious?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TBH having a down day on the anniversary of Darwin having had a bad day cheers me up a bit.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need a final slide for a talk in 17 hours and found this gem while franticly looking thru pics. A giggle amidst a panic is always nice.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am finally at the age where I can say Cato was right about everything
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There isnt even a Uranus Indiana. This is a franchise, but its also based on a lie. They have fabricated false towns to peddle fudge. What insane/genius marketing.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait, there is a Uranus in my state and it has the same fudge factory and now I need to know if its some super weired franchise or just a popular thing to do if you have a town named Uranus.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So how do money hungry mega corps keep making money after no one works and so no one spends? Maybe people will work harder if they think some job apocalypse is coming though.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The ammouny of invested i need to be to stick around after the commercial is growing. Work on your suspense building people.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cant come in my pillow fort type of shit.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MOM! I need a ride to St Louis like right now please!
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ELIAS! NOOOOOOO!
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know the risk, but I wanna pet that tummy!
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Never ever ever pronouncing worcestershire that way. Its wooooooshishkabob sauss.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wish people understood that there are no realistic scenarios where humanity survives a nuclear war.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My fear is that we win in Nov and '28 but the winners dont have the guts to do what needs to happen.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Waiting for you...didnt think you were a Marxist.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes, melee the explosive, that always works.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bald patches cant be helped , so there I would agree with the intent of the wearer.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Strict constructionist. Mutton chops wish they were a beard. But its not all in the chin. I wear a Van Dyke myself and dont like when people call it a beard.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"You're right. I shouldn't have launched nukes at Warsaw. That's my bad."
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the upshot the kids learned about engineering, on the uppershot kids with artillery are harder to suppress.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Crowdsourced warcrimes. Sounds like a sick band name.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So, years of screaming at a wall about our critical infrastructure being vulnerable to cyber attacks didnt prevent this? Crazy.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Please please please dont break my heart with this.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
New darknet diaries, my day is looking better.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A company wanting to make human shaped robots is named Humanoid, and we cant call these robots Androids because some phone makers spoiled that part of the modern lexicon. I dont think this bothers me more than it should. I wish it bothered everyone else also.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Day 6 of shooting debris from interceptors with interceptors, creating debris that needed to be shot with interceptors.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometimes I hear the take that 'you must be careful about what you say on social media. You dont want it coming back to haunt you.' and I find the idea that anyone will ever read my posts just adorably naive.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Its crazy to me how we've given up so much for a slight increase in convenience.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's weird how "you've read your last free article." Kinda translates to "you've read your last of our articles." for me.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nice now someone younger and more maga gets a seat. Trump had gotten 4 SUPREME COURT PICKS THIS IS MADNESS.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nice try robot, using social media to have hoomans do the captcha.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Somebody is paying more so they dont.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Sorry I shit all over your floor, but for a fee I can clean up all the shit on your floor. You guys really shouldnt let shit get all over your floor." Master of the deal.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My conspiracy theory is that maga is trying to use the reflecting pool to cultivate the brain eatting amoeba. They know themselves to be immune to it, so it will only target the opposition. Almost brilliant.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have heard of peanut butter on a burger but havent been brave enough to try it yet. People that like it, love it though it seems.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What causes old men do decide "I love this cologne, I want it so heavy everyone in this building is able to taste it."?
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Maine primary that's outcome could be pivitol in deciding which party controls congress? That rural backwater province?
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
trump making bs claims about the SoH before markets close for the weekend, his only reliable action.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You forgot stupid unforced errors.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Of all the burning rage microsoft has inspired in me for over 2 decades, there has not been 1 moment I thought 'maybe I was harsh on them.' Could I put a curse on windows it would improve the product.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Krull 1983.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be.
The picture is a headline that explains that the Trump administration is hunting for the records of trans patients and whatnot.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There is so much 'trump admin did this and its illegal' and not enough 'trump admin did this and this is how were stopping it'.
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Wallbert Paulson @pallwall.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Maybe its just my maker sensibility, but selling 3d prints is so cringy.
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