PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Lemon Pesto from trader Joes is like the ultimate summer dish flavor 🍋 🍝 🤤 020
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 11/06/2025This is by far the hardest 🌈 rainbow road because it's so hard to see through the uncontrollable sobbing, it's so beautiful 🥹 Do not spoil yourself, it works best as a surprise 🤫 050
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 05/06/20251. Wizard of Oz 2. Oz the great and powerful 3. Wicked part 1 4. Wicked 4 Good 👀 They thought I, a pokemon 4ever viewer, wouldn't notice Smh 031
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Trying that "Latino Lad" facial hair cut. It's different 😅 1710
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 11/05/2025🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨 show your biceps, it is the law! 1451
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025True true, but a nail in the coffin keeps the smell away 😏 010
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025🙄 well at least if they turn on an American Pope it's confirmed they're in a cult and have lost all religious credibility lmao 110
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025American Pope? Can't wait for maga to spin this as a Trump win only for them to turn on Pope Leo when they find out he's not THAT type of American 🙄 So predictable. 140
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 09/04/2025It only hurt as bad as a paper cut, but I audibly gasped when I saw the injury because I could see my tendon 😵 But all is good now 😊 120
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 09/04/2025🍼👶🏻 Baby's first Stitches 🪡🤕 31 years is a pretty good injury-less Run 🥳 290
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Farewell White Lotus 🪷 The finale tragic and my guess was half correct but I didn't like that it was 🥲 can't wait to see who'll be back in season 4! I'm guessing we're going to a winter Resort Next 🧊👀 060
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Feeling Big after switching to a new Push Pull workout 💪🏻😤 1400
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 31/03/2025HBO, I mean Purple 🟣 MAX, sorry err Blue 🔵 Max, oh wait Gray⚫⚪ Max needs to get their shit together 😵💫 141
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Love it when I meet a new hot cruiser at the gym 🫦 putting the "Show" in Shower 💪🏻🚿 090
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Although I probably will lol, I just wish I knew what the final Evo looked like. My guess is -the pig will become a fire steel french chef -the croc a water fighting fashionista or knight -the dino a grass fairy royal 000
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025media.tenor.coma peeled banana on a yellow background with the words " i 'm all about that taste " below itALT: a peeled banana on a yellow background with the words " i 'm all about that taste " below it 000
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 27/03/2025OMG Metroid Prime 4 🤩media.tenor.coma video game character with a helmet that has a green light on his faceALT: a video game character with a helmet that has a green light on his face 040
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 27/03/2025When one moves, parting will follow 🥲goodbye Sofey the sofa. You held my fat ass up for a good 5 years ✊🏻 0170
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I forgot to social media 🤷🏻♂️ 👀💧 Anyway here's a Beef Wellington from Hells Kitchen 😋 It was a bucket list food item and it was soooo good 😁 070
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Ok I'm better now 🤧media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with a blurred backgroundALT: a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background 040
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I've never gotten a week long illness that worked in reverse 😵💫 First fever, then joint pain, followed by chills, then cough, afterwards congestion and now I guess it's on its way out with a runny nose. 😷media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob wearing sunglasses is standing on a wooden floorALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing sunglasses is standing on a wooden floor 020
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025🚬👄 Haiku: Canadian two Philipino too, and my Titties suckled, whew 😮💨 130
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025media.tenor.comspongebob is holding a stick and saying so precious !!!ALT: spongebob is holding a stick and saying so precious !!! 000
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I did not 😔 I didn't go far north enough! I do want to find Secret Pizza next tho. 020
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Cosmopolitan has the best food court hands down 😤 bang bar by momofuku is delish 😋 260
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Not me devouring a monster burrito from Sayulitas 🤤 Also hi Vegas 👋🏻 040
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Well time to catch a flight, can't wait to be inside you Vegas 😎 Oscars left on a cliffhanger with Zoe Saldana 🥹 030
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025And suddenly millions of homosexuals are losing their minds #oscars 💚 🩷 030
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 02/03/2025media.tenor.coma woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smilingALT: a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling 000
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Headed to Sin City for the next few days, wonder what's gonna stay in Vegas this time around 👀 190
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I just want my pecs to jiggle like a 🍓 🌹 pancake souffle 🤤 1100
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Yeah I left my tablet running for 12hrs to get this 👀 LOOK AT THAT FROGGY 🐸 🥹 040
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/02/2025🌹 Romantic Date night out isn't complete without Thai Iced Tea soft serve 😋🍦 0180
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Happy Valentine's Day to All! And to all I give my Valentine ❤️ love you boo 😚 050
PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I would like to formally thank Marvel Rivals for slapping Blizzards ass. overwatch will only get better from the friendly competition 🙂↕️ 070