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PALiente

@paliente.bsky.social
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🧔🏻:🔞🇨🇴🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈♎🐓⚛️👬🏻↕️- ❤️:🏋🏻‍♂️🐢🎼🎮🍖🧳☘️♨️🛳️- 😈:💪🏻♂️🧲🇪🇦🇲🇽🇧🇷🇯🇵🇹🇼🇵🇭- 🙅🏻‍♂️:🍺🍷☕🫒🪳🚬🍎🎢🎰- 📍: Los Angeles, CA Wii would like to Play 🤼‍♂️👀😜

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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Lemon Pesto from trader Joes is like the ultimate summer dish flavor 🍋 🍝 🤤
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Cruise 🚢 bulk goes hard 💪🏻😎
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is by far the hardest 🌈 rainbow road because it's so hard to see through the uncontrollable sobbing, it's so beautiful 🥹 Do not spoil yourself, it works best as a surprise 🤫
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Mario Kart World music is insaaane 😍
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
1. Wizard of Oz 2. Oz the great and powerful 3. Wicked part 1 4. Wicked 4 Good 👀 They thought I, a pokemon 4ever viewer, wouldn't notice Smh
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Omg I love this 😂
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Trying that "Latino Lad" facial hair cut. It's different 😅
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨 show your biceps, it is the law!
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
True true, but a nail in the coffin keeps the smell away 😏
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🙄 well at least if they turn on an American Pope it's confirmed they're in a cult and have lost all religious credibility lmao
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
American Pope? Can't wait for maga to spin this as a Trump win only for them to turn on Pope Leo when they find out he's not THAT type of American 🙄 So predictable.
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bye LAX 👋🏻🌴 Hello FLL and then WPB🙂‍↕️🌴
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My coworkers are so dang cool, love em
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It only hurt as bad as a paper cut, but I audibly gasped when I saw the injury because I could see my tendon 😵 But all is good now 😊
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
🍼👶🏻 Baby's first Stitches 🪡🤕 31 years is a pretty good injury-less Run 🥳
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Farewell White Lotus 🪷 The finale tragic and my guess was half correct but I didn't like that it was 🥲 can't wait to see who'll be back in season 4! I'm guessing we're going to a winter Resort Next 🧊👀
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Feeling Big after switching to a new Push Pull workout 💪🏻😤
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo just take my money now, I'm about to bust 😵
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
HBO, I mean Purple 🟣 MAX, sorry err Blue 🔵 Max, oh wait Gray⚫⚪ Max needs to get their shit together 😵‍💫
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
🥹
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Contemplating why only slept 4 hrs last night 🫩
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Welp. to the top of the 2025 wrapped list you go 🔁 😍
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Love it when I meet a new hot cruiser at the gym 🫦 putting the "Show" in Shower 💪🏻🚿
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Although I probably will lol, I just wish I knew what the final Evo looked like. My guess is -the pig will become a fire steel french chef -the croc a water fighting fashionista or knight -the dino a grass fairy royal
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Dis da team 😎
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
OMG Metroid Prime 4 🤩
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
When one moves, parting will follow 🥲goodbye Sofey the sofa. You held my fat ass up for a good 5 years ✊🏻
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I forgot to social media 🤷🏻‍♂️ 👀💧 Anyway here's a Beef Wellington from Hells Kitchen 😋 It was a bucket list food item and it was soooo good 😁
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Ok I'm better now 🤧
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I've never gotten a week long illness that worked in reverse 😵‍💫 First fever, then joint pain, followed by chills, then cough, afterwards congestion and now I guess it's on its way out with a runny nose. 😷
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
🚬👄 Haiku: Canadian two Philipino too, and my Titties suckled, whew 😮‍💨
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I did not 😔 I didn't go far north enough! I do want to find Secret Pizza next tho.
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Cosmopolitan has the best food court hands down 😤 bang bar by momofuku is delish 😋
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
More like MandaSlay Hotel 😛
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not me devouring a monster burrito from Sayulitas 🤤 Also hi Vegas 👋🏻
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Well time to catch a flight, can't wait to be inside you Vegas 😎 Oscars left on a cliffhanger with Zoe Saldana 🥹
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That's 👏🏻 how 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 start 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 Oscars 😩 🎶
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
And suddenly millions of homosexuals are losing their minds #oscars 💚 🩷
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Headed to Sin City for the next few days, wonder what's gonna stay in Vegas this time around 👀
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I just want my pecs to jiggle like a 🍓 🌹 pancake souffle 🤤
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I suddenly have the urge to empty my dragon balls
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yeah I left my tablet running for 12hrs to get this 👀 LOOK AT THAT FROGGY 🐸 🥹
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
🌹 Romantic Date night out isn't complete without Thai Iced Tea soft serve 😋🍦
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day to All! And to all I give my Valentine ❤️ love you boo 😚
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I would like to formally thank Marvel Rivals for slapping Blizzards ass. overwatch will only get better from the friendly competition 🙂‍↕️
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Making me breathe hevy 🥵
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PALiente @paliente.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
🪖 Military Press 💪🏻
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