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@paleozoey.bsky.social
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world’s worst paleontologist | incredibly punchable | swamp creature out of water | deergirl with chronic wasting disease | occasionally an artist/cartoonist | pronouns in geo

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i forgor im still here
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i’ve noticed that people are getting considerably worse at spelling these past few years, especially with homophones. the reason, as far as i’m convinced? auto-captions in online video. these algorithms are really bad at determining spelling from both audio and context
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
socialism is a mode of production defined by worker-owned means of production and the production of goods for their use value (as opposed to exchange value, which is what occurs under capitalism). i am a socialist. i have attended socialist club meetings in college. i know it when i see it.
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
that’s not socialism
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
russia is not a socialist country and it hasn’t been for decades
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
found this at a park yesterday. i’ve only found vertebrate fossils a couple times before, and never 100% on my own, or even within rock. til now? am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)
a boulder of upper-cenozoic limestone from central florida. there seems to be two distinct layers; a bioturbated layer on top and a bedded layer below closeup of what appears to be four (?) distinct fossilized bones, broken along the same fracture as the rock from when it was quarried. only the insides of the broken bone(?) are visible. they rest mostly within the bedded layer and just below the bioturbated layer. hand and pocketknife for scale.
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
ayo wait the seminole had legal ownership of all that land in florida? i knew about the moultrie creek treaty but that’s even more than what was outlined there
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i fell off here but I GOT THE INTERNSHIP !!!
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“eoceratops” is an obscure one for sure. had to do a deep dive on her; apparently it’s a synonym of chasmosaurus now
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
this has happened to me multiple times
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
here in The Free State Of Florida they have laws that excuse vehicular manslaughter if your victims are protestors
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
conducting vibes-based zoological research
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
we foraging out here!!!
harvesting prickly pears safely, with tongs! harvesting prickly pears safely, with tongs!
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
money spreadddddddd
whole lotta prickly pears
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i’ve known many a millipede but never an associated smell
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
first attempt at an araucaria forest in minecraft. this is the 4th generation of A. araucana schematics ive had since 2022 lol results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
we call it blinker fluid down here. it's the pop/soda/coke of our generation
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
chat do i go back and eat these cactus fruits? gimme a good prickly pear recipe to try out
a prickly pear cactus (Opuntia sp.) in the florida coastal scrub
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
FL, GA, TN, OH for sure, and probably NC, SC too. probably not kentucky though but we were only there for less than a day
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
i need to do this
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
crazy how this ultimately became my most popular yt video www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ft...
youtube.com
Present Day, Present Time!
YouTube video by paleozoey
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
both of these are in the “dinosaur mocumentary” genre
walking with dinosaurs (1999) dvd coversurfs up movie poster
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
at the cost of the enormous amount of energy it takes to generate a single one of those things make it more efficient and integrate it into real artistic methods
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
a badly made edit has far more character than the best AI slop imo
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
some banksias remind me a lot of bennetitales (despite being entirely cenozoic and unrelated to them), and fan palms have a distinctly cretaceous vibe. there’s also some new world mammals like the solenodon and monito del monte
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
people don’t seem to consider it, but santa claus serves the same socially functional purpose as a boogeyman, albeit a generous one instead of an exclusively punitive one
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
pardon my arabic
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
and oaks are members of the family fagaceae, but you don’t call an oak a beech, you call it an oak
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i hate to be a buzzkill but that’s a spruce cone on a spruce
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
for a second i thought that was a typo of “pareiasaurus”, but nope, parasaurus is its own genus (and apparently a pareiasaurid itself too!)
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
"im such a recursiveshit autoandrogynoandrogynophile husstuss gungismic cheengo sneedhon gigatwink antipassoid snoymoder im NGMI and WNBAW its so over for me"
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
last time? what'd i miss?
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
watched 'the substance'. yeah can't say i'm a fan of gore!
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
tbh anywhere that isnt broward, alachua, or orlando area is a 'red county' these days. fucking hillsborough went red this year
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
somehow “video games cause violence” remains a media narrative to this day. because killing people didn’t exist until the atari was dropped, i guess
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
so if playing among us made luigi mangione prone to assassination, i guess i better be sent to the hague for all my multiplayer-minecraft “war crimes”. my friends and i wiped entire settlements off the maps (granted, they were illegal settlements in our land, but yeah lol)
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
had a hunch that the black rods were some kind of cephalopod internal, but wasn’t sure. good to know they’re belemnites bsky.app/profile/pale...
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i recently found out that the augusta mall in georgia uses the same exact stone on the floors. i knew it wasn’t local, but to see it used across the ocean in another country is wild
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i thought you were cis when we first met so that’s gotta mean something
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
yeah this is literally happening to me right now. i get told i have a “good resume” and stuff then nothing else after my interview. radio fucking silence.
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
hawk one, and hawk two, uh
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
lamenting the twinkification of the scelidosaurus. ozempic and its consequences
neave parker’s scelidosaurus, from the 60sjohn sibbick’s scelidosaurus, from the 80s or 90s not surea more lithe scelidosaurus, from teratophoneus (on deviantart, not the dinosaur)fully twinkified scelidosaurus, by nobu tamura
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
submitted some experiences of mine, but i don’t know why the demographic info lists gender identity as “or man/woman-identified”, with an additional transgender option, and also asks for AGAB? because it seems rather TERFy and not all that respectful to genuine trans identity
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
many such cases!
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
what if i poasted coal :(
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
woke christmas music be like: -TRANS siberian orchestra -santa claus is coming to 15 MINUTE CITY -white PRIVILEGE christmas -last christmas by wham -let it CLIMATE CHANGE -all i want for christmas is VACCINES -frosty the snowTHEY/THEM -santa baby (sung by male vocalist (it's gay now)) -john lennon
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
fursuiting is drag but with species instead of gender send tweet
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
don’t tell my brother but i stole two cookies muhuhahaha
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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
clearly you do
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