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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

i’ve noticed that people are getting considerably worse at spelling these past few years, especially with homophones. the reason, as far as i’m convinced? auto-captions in online video. these algorithms are really bad at determining spelling from both audio and context

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

found this at a park yesterday. i’ve only found vertebrate fossils a couple times before, and never 100% on my own, or even within rock. til now? am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)

a boulder of upper-cenozoic limestone from central florida. there seems to be two distinct layers; a bioturbated layer on top and a bedded layer below

$closeup of what appears to be four (?) distinct fossilized bones, broken along the same fracture as the rock from when it was quarried. only the insides of the broken bone(?) are visible. they rest mostly within the bedded layer and just below the bioturbated layer. hand and pocketknife for scale.$

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

i fell off here but I GOT THE INTERNSHIP !!!

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

conducting vibes-based zoological research

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

first attempt at an araucaria forest in minecraft. this is the 4th generation of A. araucana schematics ive had since 2022 lol results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

chat do i go back and eat these cactus fruits? gimme a good prickly pear recipe to try out

a prickly pear cactus (Opuntia sp.) in the florida coastal scrub

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

crazy how this ultimately became my most popular yt video www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ft...

youtube.com

Present Day, Present Time!

YouTube video by paleozoey

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

both of these are in the “dinosaur mocumentary” genre

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

people don’t seem to consider it, but santa claus serves the same socially functional purpose as a boogeyman, albeit a generous one instead of an exclusively punitive one

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

watched 'the substance'. yeah can't say i'm a fan of gore!

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

so if playing among us made luigi mangione prone to assassination, i guess i better be sent to the hague for all my multiplayer-minecraft “war crimes”. my friends and i wiped entire settlements off the maps (granted, they were illegal settlements in our land, but yeah lol)

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

yeah this is literally happening to me right now. i get told i have a “good resume” and stuff then nothing else after my interview. radio fucking silence.

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

lamenting the twinkification of the scelidosaurus. ozempic and its consequences

neave parker’s scelidosaurus, from the 60s

john sibbick’s scelidosaurus, from the 80s or 90s not sure

a more lithe scelidosaurus, from teratophoneus (on deviantart, not the dinosaur)

fully twinkified scelidosaurus, by nobu tamura

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

woke christmas music be like: -TRANS siberian orchestra -santa claus is coming to 15 MINUTE CITY -white PRIVILEGE christmas -last christmas by wham -let it CLIMATE CHANGE -all i want for christmas is VACCINES -frosty the snowTHEY/THEM -santa baby (sung by male vocalist (it's gay now)) -john lennon

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

fursuiting is drag but with species instead of gender send tweet

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

don’t tell my brother but i stole two cookies muhuhahaha

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

you don’t understand i NEED to be the hottest bitch at publix

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

conchs and raccoon tracks at low tide!! after taking these photos i got cut on my finger, hit my head on a seagrape branch, and fell into the water. i’m okay though!

me holding a crown conch (Melongena corona), ventral side up towards the camera. the operculum is visible.

me holding a smaller crown conch, with some of its fleshy foot visible. the snail isn’t fully retracted into its shell

raccoon tracks in the mud, barely submerged by brown estuary water. the conchs are also visible, as are some oyster-covered rocks. my foot for scale.

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

back in florida for the time being i guess

very tired zoey taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom. but at least she has her new jacket and favorite boots, which both match

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

idk maybe we should be fishing for invasive species like the nefarious lionfish

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

remembering, with visceral horror, the 白女麻婆豆腐 incident of 2023

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

WHY IS THE FAST FOOD ROBOT SO PISSED OFF AT US!!! ITS A ROBOT

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

i have a strained relationship with my grandfather. not because i’m trans, no. i’m a deer girl, and he’s a hunter,

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

smoked for the first time in actual months. a bit of ambient cig smell in the bedroom right now. not too much that it’s acrid to the nose and unpleasantly sour, but noticeable enough. it’s homey, comfy, sweet. it’s a damn shame tobacco kills people.

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i think i found a bunch of ammonites at the mall???? chat is this real?? they’re like. thin sections in this limestone that’s been made into tile

ammonite slice of unknown origin in limestone

two ammonites in a tile floor. my foot for scale.

(a little more than) half an ammonite slice in the tile; the septae walls in the shell are visible. small coffee from cinnabon for scale again.

ammonite & some kind of pen or shell from another cephalopod??? reminds me of those orthoceras fossils

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

the first somewhat complete globidens found should be called glo biden *gets pelted to death with rocks*

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

woke up this morning to shotgun fire :D why are you hunting ducks in a suburban neighborhood

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zoymoder @paleozoey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

the stupid shit i had to draw while: 1) high around my family 2) at a paid bingo night where i didn’t have the money to participate 3) with my cousin i just found out was a genuine hitlerite