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@paleobyte-exe.bsky.social
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Pushing that fart desperation agenda. ✨Wedded to the fabulous @audacityjuice.bsky.social✨ Linktree: linktr.ee/paleobyte.exe_

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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Introducing the complete Frankie Thunderburk visual encyclopedia! Everything you ever wanted to know about Frankie, and more. Figured it was time for an updated ref sheet for my gal. Branching out with other desperation kinks I'm into, but she'll remain farty first and foremost.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Broadcast intermission has concluded. We will return to our regular scheduled programming soon.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A warning to anyone who wants to get hanky-panky with Frankie.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Vintage pin-up version for you to put on the dash of your HYDRA bomber before crashing it into the artic.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Frankie putting the "tootie" in "cutie patootie"
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Varang had some RDA rations, and now giant goth cat mommy can't seem to stop making thunder.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Holiday gift for Batty of her iconic OCs Kennedy and Landon. Their art had been a major inspiration for me, and it's great to see them back! Go give them a follow! x.com/muskygf
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Bonus panel:
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Frankie's been holding in a fart for 24 days now, and only has 6 more days to... wait... I think this is it... This is the big one! She's gonna blow! (4/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction. (3/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now. (2/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November? Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish... Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊 Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
There's absolutely existing merch of her out there! I think the developers could probably wiggle their way out of that lawsuit considering they created her, but they've long gone the way of Sierra.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Probably not the best time or place for that. However... Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏 Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
It's a bit of a reverse isekai situation, where after arriving in our world she slowly started to acclimate to early 90s culture and lost her more aggressive attitude, becoming more carefree and openly ditzy, as well as more clumsy due to our human-sized civilization.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!! Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart! inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
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Get Frankie Ready by Inexorablecompulsion
Play in your browser
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sorry, wrong pic. Meant to upload this one.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones. I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason. #CellsatWork
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time. That concludes today's lesson. #CellsatWork
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport. This will be on the test.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yeah, even the novelizations of the movies before 2014 aren't Canon, though many added elements from ones like Revenge of the Sith have been reincorporated, so maybe Ahsoka's dietary details will too eventually. :P I've got a couple pic ideas myself, but that's a great one. :3
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Ah! Yeah, that wouldn't be Canon then, as only books published after 2014 fall under that category. Plus she'd only be about 14 y/o here... Great inspo for a Rebels era pic of her, tho! >.>
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In canon, there's a wedding scene which featured the bride farting, as well as a female Jedi mentioned to have farted. Canon: 2 Legends: 0
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Also, Star Wars fun fact: There are at least 2 canon instances of women farting.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office. I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety. Well, mostly...
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Q: What that Pixel booty do? A:
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
She needs to maintain physical contact to keep up these effects (usually on Frankie's rear) which is a major issue considering how tickly her wings are.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse. Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
For people looking for the reference, my wife suggested I do a piece inspired by this. :P
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
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BlossonFlower🔞 @blossonflower.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A cute idea I had. It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport. Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
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BlossonFlower🔞 @blossonflower.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
New post on patreon Join the patreon trough the Membership tab: patreon.com/BlossonFlower
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Idea from a friend for a silly drawover of this meme
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
They're regulars
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws. (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
@pr0buttonmasher.bsky.social has been pushing my buttons for nearly a decade now. Today, I fight back. (1/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
OMG this made my day! And I'm in love with how you did that pose!
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a pile of brown powder is on a white background .
ALT: a pile of brown powder is on a white background .
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Fartinginprogressblue!! @b1gdrawingv1b3s.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
And y’all also get to see this fanart before people on Twitter~ ;))) I’m sure y’all will recognize Frankie she belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social hope you like the fan art!!
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's always good to start the year off with a... yeah, you get it. My 2025 resolution is to make more simplified pics like this so my output next year can be higher (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The age old tradition within Frankie's friend group to see if she can hold in her farts all of New Years Eve until midnight. (1/2)
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