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@paleobyte-exe.bsky.social
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Pushing that fart desperation agenda. ✨Wedded to the fabulous @audacityjuice.bsky.social✨ Linktree: linktr.ee/paleobyte.exe_

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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Introducing the complete Frankie Thunderburk visual encyclopedia! Everything you ever wanted to know about Frankie, and more. Figured it was time for an updated ref sheet for my gal. Branching out with other desperation kinks I'm into, but she'll remain farty first and foremost.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Broadcast intermission has concluded. We will return to our regular scheduled programming soon.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A warning to anyone who wants to get hanky-panky with Frankie.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Frankie putting the "tootie" in "cutie patootie"
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Varang had some RDA rations, and now giant goth cat mommy can't seem to stop making thunder.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Holiday gift for Batty of her iconic OCs Kennedy and Landon. Their art had been a major inspiration for me, and it's great to see them back! Go give them a follow! x.com/muskygf
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Frankie's been holding in a fart for 24 days now, and only has 6 more days to... wait... I think this is it... This is the big one! She's gonna blow! (4/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction. (3/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now. (2/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November? Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish... Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊 Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Probably not the best time or place for that. However... Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏 Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!! Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart! inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
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Get Frankie Ready by Inexorablecompulsion
Play in your browser
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones. I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason. #CellsatWork
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time. That concludes today's lesson. #CellsatWork
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport. This will be on the test.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office. I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety. Well, mostly...
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Q: What that Pixel booty do? A:
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse. Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
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BlossonFlower🔞 @blossonflower.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A cute idea I had. It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport. Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
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BlossonFlower🔞 @blossonflower.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
New post on patreon Join the patreon trough the Membership tab: patreon.com/BlossonFlower
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws. (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
@pr0buttonmasher.bsky.social has been pushing my buttons for nearly a decade now. Today, I fight back. (1/2)
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Fartinginprogressblue!! @b1gdrawingv1b3s.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
And y’all also get to see this fanart before people on Twitter~ ;))) I’m sure y’all will recognize Frankie she belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social hope you like the fan art!!
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's always good to start the year off with a... yeah, you get it. My 2025 resolution is to make more simplified pics like this so my output next year can be higher (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The age old tradition within Frankie's friend group to see if she can hold in her farts all of New Years Eve until midnight. (1/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
From our house to yours, have a classy Christmas. (4/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
🎶 The pressure has no place to go. She's gonna blow, she's gonna blow, she's gonna blow! 🎶 (3/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I have a pretty good idea what's in this present, and it's probably not a good plan to jostle it to find out... (2/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Phew, barely got the holiday cards out in time this year. (1/4)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Guys she's got fan art now! 😭 I appreciate this so much man. It's both historic and adorable.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Do you have a friend or loved one who's simping for Squirrel Girl, but who isn't into farts for some reason? Well do I have the perfect gift for you.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
With the overdue Squirrel Girl craze finally upon us, I'm shocked I haven't seen anyone post this classic spread from "The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl" issue #51. Collab with my wife who helped on getting the pose right. Fittingly her friends have always called her Squirrel Girl.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
(Spiced edit!) The "no pants" thing seems to pair nicely with this farting thing. (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
(Spiced edit!) I also started thinking stuff like "What if she didn't have pants?" and "What if her pants were off?". Now I know. (1/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I kept seeing art of her doing this thing called "farting"(?), and felt compelled by an insatiable urge to make more of it. (2/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
So there's some guy named rolos or @sorollos.bsky.social or whatever who's got this thing called an OC. I've been tormented by how cute she is, and now you are too. (1/2)
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Nature is so fascinating...
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
There she blows! What a beaute.
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paleobyte.exe 🔞 @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Crikey, it looks like it's gonna be a big one!
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