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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 19m
Ideally, the number of rides should be around 12 (including dark rides, coasters, flat rides, transport rides, etc). Not even Epcot hits that number but the amount of big indoor rides help.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 1h
I think Tropical Americas will be a nice land and will have bigger draws for the IP than Dinoland did… but that said, it’s not much of an expansion for the park. DAK is pushing 30 years and still has only nine rides once that expansion is done (and that’s including the carousel and railroad).
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 2h
Only $1250 between the low and high tiers. Not sure it’s a “deal” but it does make sense for their overall price ladder strategy.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 2h
In no way is Animal Kingdom worth nearly $200 in its current state. Not while it’s operating from 8AM-6PM most days and still has Tropical Americas behind walls. I’d bet DAK sells the least single day tickets out of all four parks, but that’s not really the point is it? It’s perception of value.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 2h
How’s that for an October Surprise:
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 19h
Not a fan of highway noise, I take it?
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 19h
But then where would Executives go to reflect on their own success?
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 20h
Who has the better claim for copyright? This guy or Disney: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange...
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Strange World (film) - Wikipedia
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know why this guy flipped, but here you go:
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Your cell contains a sleeping pod, a tube of infinite Chicken Wingz, and a relaxing BubbleStation game console that, incidentally, helps us create more apps as you play. For every algorithm you complete on your BubbleStation, you’ll receive two delicious Wingz." buff.ly/IPg2YSB
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Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon
“The panopticon is absolutely not a fad. It is an idea whose time in the tech world has come.” Feb 21, 2022 9/17/23 9/24/24
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Headed home, see you next year Dorney Park!
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did really like The Conductor’s show, although it was only about 12 minutes long.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Scare Zones of Dorney Park Halloween Haunt are a little quiet this year. Seems like fewer actors overall, sadly.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We still appreciate you, Hiram S. McTavish
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two ideas Hersheypark should steal from Dorney Park: An outdoor live show for the Halloween event, and a big covered seating area to chill out in.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flat rides at Dorney Park!
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Steel Force, Possessed, and Thunderhawk.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A look at some merch for Dorney Park
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dorney Park has continued to add to the Steel Yard area with some small touches. This year for Haunt they have a show down here in the big plaza - it’s honestly perfect for this space.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A look around the new Blair Witch haunted house, which replaced Tourist Trap this year. Plus some other goodies near heart-attack hill.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t say I normally spend any time in Planet Snoppy but the park could get some more attention for it.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always a good time at Hydra The Revenge
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daytime Port of Call
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dodgems are next.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dorney Park for Halloween Haunt!
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aerial video of site preparation for an additional attraction in Dark Universe.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At Penn Cinema for a History Of Concrete/Digger Double Feature!
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Movie 1/2 today: The History of Concrete
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sicario, Boiling Point, Backrooms, Primetime
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hersheypark, I am looking at you to add solar! At least to the parking lots in the middle of the property, where it's just a barren wasteland.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are plenty of parks with sizable parking lots in the US. If they are not going to convert to parking garages (maybe not suitable for regional amusement parks), this is a perfectly fine alternative.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It looks like there will be a walkway through the truck with a little window. I expect Vin Diesel to pop through a window over the launch and wave to riders for media day or something?
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Instant buy
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing this documentary on Saturday morning!
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this one step closer to demolishing the Carousel theater?
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure but consider that Cedar Point's got five of those coathanger-style models built between 1969-1989 still going strong, while X2 was using modern CAD from the early 2000's...
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Cow Missing @cowmissing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
End of an era at Six Flags Magic Mountain. 🎢 September 29, 2026 — Six Flags announced today that X2 has been permanently retired. Originally opening as X in 2002 and becoming X2 in 2008, it became one of Magic Mountain’s signature attractions. Did you ever ride it? 📸 Cow Missing Archive
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so demotivated to do anything today. I hate ambulance chasing lawyers so much
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The same thing they do at the Cedar Point Resorts when Cedar Point is closed?
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Build a hotel where X2 is and a LSM coaster where Viper is (one is on the market from a failed China park in particular). That's fine with me.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP X2, these are the only good photos I took of it last year.
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RaceSeasonBalto🏁🏁 @baltoracing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the morning of bombshell news! Now X2 is officially retired at Six Flags Magic Mountain! Not a total surprise but still, gets your attention. That’s a credit I’ll sadly never have the opportunity to get.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I worked at River Adventure, I always directed guests towards Pizza Pred because half the time people would go into the store and ask again for the restrooms.
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Jeremy Thompson @rollercoasterphilosophy.com · 28/09/2026
There are only two weekends in the entire year where it's possible to experience both of Washington State's wooden coasters on the same day. And today was the very last day ever that will be possible again.
Classic Coaster at Washington State Fair
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does it rain all weekend, when I want to do Halloween stuff. Welcome to what Fall weather is now, I guess?
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
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Nux: What A Lovely Day! Mad Max Fury Road
ALT: Nux: What A Lovely Day! Mad Max Fury Road
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still has the candy counter, though.
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boscov’s out here showing state-of-the-art display sets:
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Paintervision @paintervision.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, Department 56 for Millennials!
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